Stat Marco Holt

Alfie's kind of become boring as a character, I agree. I'd much rather hang around Vera and that hunk of a guide she's got than see more of the sex-crazed size-queen.

Lydia best girl, and I can definitely see why inCase made her bisexual instead of hard lesbian after these few scenes. Imagine how this would've played out if she had absolutely zero romantic or sexual feelings for Marco.

Alfie is in "wide eyed protagonist" mode, we get exposition through her. Makes her kinda boring, but we'll get more of her character when the next conflict happens.

What I wanna know is when are we gonna get some bean pole action.

I need my background character wifu.

I hope she doesn't turn out to be a total freak in bed, the awkward religious one being awkwardly religious in bed is too rare.

IF ANY OF YOU GROSS FREAKS SAYS A BAD WORD ABOUT MY ALFIE AGAIN IM GOING TO FUCKIGN YOU UP LEGIT.

Remember when this was about Alfie's mom taking out her sexual frustrations on the elf? Good times

I am glad the elves are back in the picture.

>This comic actually portrays elves as the deviants they are
>Reminder to never trust knife-ears

>Good times
>NTR
>good

What NTR? Her husband is a homo.