What's the biggest shitstorm you've ever seen at your table?

I always liked Tenten

Man new MILF-Sakura just does all sorts of crazy shit to my boner.

she's alright, one of the better characters
polite sage for noncontribution and so Naruto can finally fucking die

Wait what
What happens to Hinata's tits? They were the biggest part of her character.

Anyone got the "You fool, you started a thread with an image more interesting then your topic." picture? I feel like it applies here.

Ended up playing with a bunch of manchildren on a Roll20 Fallout game because I was young and naive.
Two players started arguing. One was overweight and gay (his boyfriend also in the game), the other kept mocking him and his boyfriend.
I'll admit I was railroady at the start, but I assumed they wouldn't care that much because
>Bethesda
Offended player tried to fight a bunch of heavily armed bandits because he was an NCR Ranger, ragequit when I told him it was suicide and he shouldn't be expecting to be a total badass at the beginning, and his character got splattered after he left. Boyfriend of offended player had his character blow his brains out when I finally managed to wrangle them to a questgiver.
The last guy kept bothering me on Skype after the game until I eventually blocked him.
This lasted one session- the first one. I learned a lot about DMing from it.

One player threw a huge shitfit because he went below 0 hp after we had casually joked about getting his character killed off. That one was our fault though because he was 13 and we were in our 20s.

Another time he threw shit because he didn't have the right color dice.

Another time his brother (my age) got pissed and deleted his campaign because we fucked up time management and we thought we hated him.

I included a Jonesian suicide cult and got yelled at for mocking christianity. They then lost patience for that campaign before I could introduce the "good side of religion" character and his allies who were going to help the PCs and give them some squadmates to shoot up shit with (this was a Savage Worlds game so you want to have the PCs commanding troops for the system to really shine).

Had a player rage out because his character was killed by a succubus and claim that I "raped" him. Proceeded to make a new character who played for 2 sessions before going on a killing spree with Fireball spells and having to be put down by the rest of the party. He killed like 20 people with the fireballs including an important NPC.

Friend brought a friend who was a tranny and liked to shout "mongoloid" as an insult and thus got kicked out of the house we play at because the owner is half-asian.

I went on a date with a friend of a girl from our group, it went badly and the girl gave me shit about it for weeks because apparently I treated her badly. Then her character in our D&D campaign (a rogue) fell into a wicked deadly trap I had made months before any of this happened, and died, and she blamed me for revenge killing her.

One of the weirdos in our group tried DMing and made a campaign where aliens took over the earth. I ended up being mind controlled and forced to have sex with one of the aliens. I didn't get pissy about it, it was kinda funny but that entire campaign was retarded. That's not really a shitstorm, sorry, but its the only other thing i can think of.

lol yeah right

I don't play with mature well adjusted adults and we still don't have shitstorms.

Only the lowest of the low autists have that problem.

Not the biggest of deals, but one of the first i experienced was when i told my players we'd be using some rules to make diagonals slightly more realistic (every other diagnal you move/aim through counts as 2 increments).

One player in particular lost his shit because it didnt make sense why he couldnt effectively shoot farther using diagnals, because everything else he ever played didnt even acknowledge basic geometry. Not only that, he accused me of cheating (being the GM) because somewhere in his brain he thought these rules would only apply to the players.

After an hour of me giving a simple math lesson and the rest of the party groaning and pushing him along it finally fucking clicked.