That DM/Magical Realm thread?
Let me entrance you with mine.
Anyways, at the time I was new to Tabletop having only been in one other game before that one. But now here's my story.
>Be me.
>Junior year of HS.
>New school cause dad moved to a small town that's growing.
>Find some gaming nerds at lunch. Hit it off with them and get invited to their new PF game.
>DM is a big tall black nerd type nigga named Jordan.
>First off he's the kind of nigga that only plays girls in Vidya so you know he's a weird fuck.
>We go to his house for the game.
>Tells us we can't be loud cause his dead is sleeping in the next room.
>Immediately his DMPC is a hermaphrodite.
>Ok that's strange but whatever.
>Not even 20 minutes in, my character the barbarian, slips and falls, accidentally penetrating her/him.
>Just_like_my_japanese_animes.gif.
>Jordan tried to play it off as a joke.
>"Haha why aren't you guys laughing?"
>Everyone is stunned.
>We stop right there.
>Jordan's mom buys us pizza for lunch.
>Not even a large pizza, a medium sized one.
>We all try to make awkward small talk for the next hour and a half.
>Jordan is not so subtly looking at hentai on his tablet.
>Finally I get picked up by my step mom.
>I never went after that but still sat with them.
>Jordan still sat with us but he wasn't DMing anymore. I still never went back.
That DM/Magical Realm thread?
>Immediately his DMPC is a hermaphrodite.
Dafuq?
>Not even 20 minutes in, my character the barbarian, slips and falls, accidentally penetrating her/him.
And that's where I would leave.
Bumping, because, for once, a magical realm thread was started by someone who actually had a story to give.
He said it was him trying to be funny. Whatever Jordan you weirdo.
His story is a normie's outright lie based on what he thought Veeky Forums wanted to hear, though.
>his dead is sleeping
This is where I would leave.
>his dead is sleeping in the next room.
t.Jordan.
What showed OP's hand was the line about girls in vidya. That's shit only normalfags think, and normalfags are the ones who use anonymity for dishonesty as opposed to honesty.
Help Veeky Forums my DM has set me up in my own magical realm without his knowledge.
I am not sure if I am okay with it as it is taboo to normies. Raising it as a point will only create suspicion.
What do?