Goooooood afternoon and welcome to Veeky Forums, the board where we make everything up and the post numbers don't matter! That's right, the post numbers are just like your character stats - meaningless!
Today we're playing a game called Scenes from a Hat...
Jaxon Harris
Things you can say about the DM, but not your lover.
Matthew Parker
power trip incoming
Jaxon Lee
"I see you at least once a week regularly."
Adrian Campbell
I'm seeing someone else but I'll play with you too
Joseph James
I'm really sick of you punishing me
Bentley Price
At least he will play with my dice for more than a minute.
Joshua Hughes
What the paladin is actually thinking.
Thomas Phillips
"Maybe if I say my God's name before I stab shit the rest of the party won't call me Warrior anymore"
Jace Brooks
stop inviting your brother
Elijah King
>say about the DM >"stop inviting your brother"
That doesn't even make sense.
Ethan Lopez
I'm going to kill them all in their sleep.
Brandon Sanchez
Just five more 'justifiable' kills and I get a new power!
Christopher Russell
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Adrian Davis
I need to start charging for faith healing.
Chase Flores
"god I can't wait until elves are justified kills, those assholes keep trying to give me stupid herbs and bows."
Juan Mitchell
Now, how can I justify that "I Am The Law" applies so we can skip this whole encounter...
Isaac Ramirez
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Jaxson Morgan
I'm really not sure if this was appropriate situation for Laying on Hands, though Rogue's relief was quite genuine...
Grayson Miller
Cooking shows for the BBEG.
Zachary Rogers
Orks wif Forks
Adrian Butler
How to Serve Adventurers
Juan Baker
(Chaotic) Good Eats
Xavier Carter
Your army marches on its stomach
Julian Jackson
"Tofu in vegan cuisine" (he watches to build his anger)
Connor Scott
Hitler's Kitchen - tonight with special quest, the literal Hitler
Jose James
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Isaac Bell
Why would Hitler be a special guest on his own show?
Owen Jackson
Election year in a fantasy setting.
Daniel Allen
"I will build a Great Wall, that will keep out all illegal goblins looking for cheap trade and cross breeding."