What is wrong with this website

*creates a Conan-esque serious campaign about exploring a holy shit deadly jungle nation where magic is rare, beasts are scary, and the sun will fucking kill you.*

>five minutes later 20 wizard/sorcerer/warlock applications.

wtf

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>and often video
I think you is a fibber.

>Specifically say some options are not available
>Dozens of applications using them anyway
EVERY. TIME.

>"I know you said no Bestial races but am hoping you could make an exception"
Oppress him harder than radical feminism

This explains why I got so many people wanting to join my games....(I run text only games you see)

>want to play some good fantasy DnD or any other setting
>Just want fantasy
>Every single 3.5-5e listing on Roll20 has 200 applications for 3 spots, and they demand a character for their setting that they provide zero info about
>The last 10 Veeky Forums games I've tried to join have died because the DM blocks all the players or I'm the only one to show up at game time

Adventurers are not ordinary people. Even if magic is rare in the setting, it'll be much more common among adventurers than the general population.

Not him but I already run two games for my friends and none of them want to try to GMing. Why am I not alllwed to play?