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At least we have cyoas

> submit a custom Slavic character for Traveller
> one of his more distinctive traits is that he doesn't like muslims, and the explanation of his character goes into detail about this
> later realize that Highlander is a canadian muslim woman

g-guess I didn't really care anyways...

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Don't despair, she might still include him. Possibly.

It's like badmouthing someone only to realize that the person you're talking about is standing right behind you.

Does that interactive cyoa get posted much?

If you’re gonna talk shit, at least be able to say it to their face

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>Mayor power
Power of the earth

>Minor powers
Power of health
Power of storms
Power of truth

>Item
Door

>Companion
Familiar

Time to fuck shit up.

>Mayor power
Someone make a CYOA about being MAYOR. Complete with mandatory sexy secretary waifu.

I fucked up

What if you were the mayor of a haunted town? You could decide the range of spook, from scooby-doo or Halloween town shenanigans all the way to Innsmouth or House of 1000 Corpses insanity

I did not know mayors had that much power.

Reposting from the previous thread. This is a slightly updated version. I fixed a couple typos (no promises I caught them all) and endeavored to answer a couple questions and respond to a couple concerns (like changing slightly how the minivan's cargo works and providing a bike-friendly on-the-road charger option for the laptop.)

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I would suggest for a cat that is also a mayor

> cat mayor
> not superior dog mayor

and we're done.

>Dog mayor
>Superior
Pick one

This is fake news right? Because the world does has some crazy ass places, like that one town called Boys Town that only elected young boys as mayors/local government officials.

I'm fairly sure it's real. Small town, got disgusted with their mayor, had not real opposition candidate, then were surprised how well the town ran with a literal figurehead.

Promised this to some user in last thread

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Dogs would be way too easy to bribe.

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I guess you could say. The town has really gone to the dogs.

more OC cunts

Thank you, that's the one.

I still can’t choose between bike and RV, FUCK. Maybe I should do two builds...in fact, I think have had to do multiple builds for all of your cyoas. Too many appealing choices for max spook

What if there was a cyoa that combined this genre and gory, horror. Call it Binding of Isekai

As Is
Eins seems like the Harry Potter equivalent for our world. Not sure what the point of Zwei is, because it sounds like a sort of limbo. It doesn't explain what kind of world it is. If anything I'll choose Drei, not because of lust but because that is most interesting. I hope a lot of fetishes are included.

I'm starting to mistrust and dislike the narrator by now. The gifts are nice, and owning up to your mistake is thoughtful. But there is too little explanation given, just superficial kindness.

Agility, taking that without reading since it's my jam.
Strength.
Routes, since godlike charisma is top tier.

The Watch to put my abilities to good use and explore beyond this mind-numbing porn world.

I said it in the previous thread and I'll say it again - you're da MVP for doing this. The companions are great in particular, it's been a while when I so seriously pondered who I wated to take, because pretty much everyone seems interesting.

>???
Doesn't really matter.

>Zwei
Doesn't really matter either, but it seems comfy albiet poorly-defined.

>Intelligence
Definitely going to be useful.
>Shapeshifting
Again, useful. There are enough Earth creatures with some form of immortality that I'll probably be able to upgrade from 'ageless' eventually, and maybe find some way to implant the balls of light into my own body.
>Guide
Again, useful in general.

>The Watch
There's definitely going to be a dimension better than the ones here - not that any of them are bad, just mediocre - and I'm going to get bored of any given one eventually. Maybe even try to just snowball power (without pissing off any gods)

Mystery Machine Build

>Vehicle
RV

>Small Items
Sunglasses
Wallet
Panties

>Large Items
Very Cool Cooler
Amateur Radio Set
Toolkit
Gas Can

>Passengers
Kate Schwartz
Laureline White
Annika Aster

>Features and Hazards
Natural Wonders/Supernatural Guardians
Local Color/Fallen Towns
Summer Blessing/Desert Death
Fall Blessing/All Hallows
Winter Blessing/Horrors of the Snow
Magical Realm/Erotic Horror

Grand Adventure Build

>Vehicle
Bicycle

>Small Items
Sunglasses
Walkman
Panties

>Large Items
Toolkit

>Passengers
I want to meet all of them on the road!

>Features and Hazards
Natural Wonders/Supernatural Guardians
Comforting Inns/Bates Motel
Local Color/Fallen Towns
Summer Blessing/Desert Death
Fall Blessing/All Hallows
Winter Blessing/Horrors of the Snow
Wayside Shrines/Forgotten Gods
Easy Money/Suspicious
Magical Realm/Erotic Horror

You may notice I took every season but Spring. Because fuck allergies and super fuck surprise man-eating plants

user...

that game haunts me, pls don't post it

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What game?

>Me
As Is

>World
Drei, although the others are pretty neat too

>Boons
Maintenance
Agility
Shape-Shifting

I would really like a stamina/regen boon, if only because I’ll be in a lewd world. How can a man’s dick even keep up? Maybe I’ll just use Shapeshifting to make things function

>Gift
The Poem

Doki Doki Literature club

She seems nice not like the actual dick waffle we have as ruler right now

>Me
Little girl
Mandatory.

>World
Zwei
Sounds pretty comfy i like it.

>Boons
Eternal
Maintenance
Pause
Who wants to live forever? I do.

>Gift
The watch
I like Zwei i really do but if for some infathomable reason ended up ending i don't want to be stuck in a endless void of non-existance for all eternity

She's a furry user, you don't want her approval.

i'm toying with an idea for a cyoa
pic related
blue: eu
red: european socialist union

I got some questions.

When you get the vehicle, do you get the one in the pic of the CYOA or you can have one of your contemporary time? (I mean since the towns are set in the 80's)

Why is there no SUV or Motorcycle vehicles? I mean the SUV is the most capable off-road vehicle and I could picture situations when you need to stay off the road

Since you mention there are police enforcers in a companions bio, do they help you if you are in troubles? are they regular humans like everyone else or are they some supernatural force? could you kill them in the middle of the road for their weapons and get no repercussion?

Norway is not a part of the EU, and very unwilling to become one.

name it something else, eu is pretty socialist

EU vs Anglo-Russian alliance is much more believable.

i should have clarified, light blue is eu allies

The Baltic States are much more likely to be EU allies than aligned with Russia considering their long history of abuse at Russian hands. Hell, you're more likely to get Poland siding with Russia than the Baltic States, especially these days.

Something looks wrong with the text in the intro.

i should have clarified further, light red is occupied territory, not allies

>Spain and Britain
>Joining the Russians
>Finland isn't Red
Shiggy Diggy. Land wise, the Reds are getting raped to death. Naval wise the Reds won.

Dame da!

>Me:
As Is
>Worlds:
Eins
>Boons:
Strength
Eternal
Pause
>Gifts:
The Watch

I will reach Heaven and cast down all these annoying gods into the dirt, no matter the cost.

There's basically nothing socialist about the countries you have in red. Hell, Germany and France are way more socialist than Russia is. Aside from that, you've got a bunch of people who wouldn't be caught dead on the same side as one another.

Really, that's the specific problem you have with that obviously fictitious map? Are you autistic?

Red would make more sense with the following countries:
Russia
UK
Belarus
Turkey

Plus as allies
Hungary
Serbia
Poland
Finland
Italy

I can see Turkey in the EU just to fuck up the Russians just cause. Italy should just be Red and Blue together.

>Finland
>On the same side as Russia
>Poland
>On the same side as Russia
>Italy
>Implying it won't turn Blue half way through

Probably. And I had a lecture about that very topic this week, so I thought I'd give my two cents. Can't hurt to point it out, beyond someone calling me an autist on Veeky Forums. Worst case we get a more interesting map because the factions don't have a clear frontier.

Your vehicle is presumably yours from outside so it could be significantly more modern. GPS won't avail you as mentioned in the opening but a slightly better onboard entertainment system probably could, The pictures are mostly the baseline of the form.

I mostly picked the base car types to provide some variety and a balance between storage (for large items) and passenger seats. Most SUVs would be Sedan+ though if I were to insert more vehicles I might be able to swing 4 passenger/2 item/offroad bonus. A motorcycle is trickier since it has very limited storage (probably the same Large Items as the bike) and still only permits 1 or 2 passengers depending on if it's got a sidecar. I could consider cracking these for a future update but I'd consider it done for now.

Check Page 3 for "The Fuzz". Fuzz and local law enforcement could probably help you against a few hazards like Bates Motel that are more human in nature and thus the purview of law enforcement. If you kill someone, especially a cop or Fuzz in the middle of nowhere you'll probably have to contend with The Fuzz in force sooner or later. I wouldn't rule it out as strictly impossible, but getting away with murder wouldn't be easy.

>As Is
>Drei
>Shapeshifting
>Routes
>Eternal
>The Watch

Gonna just start up in Drei, use my eternity to slowly train myself in the art of lewd and then travel the multiverse to look for similar worlds.
I would've taken Maintenance but if my desires would darken to more ridiculous levels it would've become a detriment in the long run.

If you gave Finland the chance to kill swedes, they'd sign up with anyone, even the Russians.

And if Law and Justice is in charge in Poland, I'd bet good money that they would bow to Russia in exchange for remaining in power as the puppet regime.

Italy, of course, will side with whoever is winning.

>any build that doesn't pick The Poem
How is it possible to fuck up this badly?

In a hypothetical conflict between Russia and the EU, Britain siding with Russia is virtually guaranteed. The UK has made it pretty clear that they want to break the Franco-German bloc that currently controls the continent. And more than that, a weak, fractured, and chaotic continental Europe has been the cornerstone of British strategy for literally centuries. If that requires joining the Russians to destroy the EU, then they'll do that.

Because swinging by the Fate universe, shapeshifting up a bazillion magic circuits for protection spells, and coming back to your own universe will get you out of just about any situation anyway.

Monika's a qt, but my eternal soul isn't something to be given so easily.
I somehow doubt that's how it works but you do you.

being more specific would help, I don't mind making adjustments but i gotta know what to fix

Because even if i pick the poem i still age and if i pick eternal the poem is redundant

There should be some option that cuts down on travel time. I know some people might like to drive but for me 6 hours is absolutely torturous.

I don't think you can get shorter drive times on the ROAD TRIP cyoa.

Imagine how it would feel on the bike

You’d be Veeky Forums af, though

>going with monika
>not fucking the corpses of your dead waifus

Poem would protect you from hax immortality killers I'm guessing.
But you would probably only have a issue with those in Eins.

Honestly the bike might be better. It's the same 6 hours either way but the effort of a bike should make it slightly less boring at least, plus you aren't quite so confined to the road.

You also don't have to pay for gas

The only threat with eternal is literal gods (like the narrator). Poem might protect you from that as well, but it shouldn't be enough of an issue to sacrifice the Watch anyway.

I don't see why it couldn't be a feature of the Sports Car (half travel time+immunity to speeding tickets), or else some kind of item or companion could simply make time pass faster, or a road feature could make towns closer together.

It's still the same "road trip", just with more frequent stops.

I actually grabbed the Walkman for my bike build, simply so it would be less monotonous between towns. Although I’m a bit concerned about how safe it is to be unable to hear well, even with the bike + Walkman protections

I can't put my finger on it. But it looks off.

Thanks user, also I got one last question: do seasons take place in that world even if you don't take their blessings?

Also nice CYOA btw

not that user but it's blurry

Yes, they're just mundane.

And thank you.

>implying Highlander isn't worth going furry for

your faith is weak

She’s not A furry, she IS furry. She’s a Muslim girl from a cold place, you can’t expect the poor thing to keep up with shaving

And here I am treating Serenity as a pretty much obligatory option.

Why? You like nature-zones or you just want to drive? Because if all you want to do is drive there's nothing stopping you from skipping a few towns.

Someone please post Chill Zone Redux.

Excuse the filename, I’d hate to deprive you of perfection any longer than necessary

Because having every town be exactly within 6 hours drive and always one tank of gas from one another feels too systematic, to structured and samey. Unnatural, and not in a spooky way.

Still wondering if you can find attachments for the laptop allowing you to lewd Aya.sys under Magical Realm.

The Black Box seems to offer no protection for passengers. Is it permissable to intentionally wreck your vehicle to go back 24 hours to get a chance at saving them? Also what counts as a violent death? Anything that's not sickness or starvation/dehydration/exposure or is it more limited than that.

>Still wondering if you can find attachments for the laptop allowing you to lewd Aya.sys under Magical Realm.

The tech of the towns is 80-90ss. No attachments.

My guy-what happens when your car inevitably breaks down?A six hour drive without speed limits is the sort of distance that you can easily die from dehydration trying to walk, and it looks like these small towns don't have car shops even if you do make it.

I'd assume you might run into a body-swapping something or other sooner or later, especially with the Fall hazard, the radio set, or Nav.exe.

N-NANI?!

Thanks buddy.

WHY THE THREAD SO SLOOOOW
It's FRIDAY

Earth power is nice. Mind would be too, but I'll get a lot more use out of Earth.

Tongues, paths, and health.

Door is the best item.

Dragon actually needs a guardian, so I'll take her.