...And this is my character!

>...And this is my character!

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I don't allow gnomes in my setting, try again.

That's a nice sword.
I bet she would love my paladin's sword too

Female Goblin Fighter? Sounds cool, welcome aboard.

I had a player show that picture as his character.
He took to the everyone hating his goblin at the start better than I thought he would.

>And this is mine! This is gonna be a great campaign, right DM?

Looks like one of those special campaigns where rocks fall during session 0.

And this is mine-mine!
Watch your stab-back, she doesn't like-hug green-things.

Your first quest is to get something off the top shelf. Good luck.

She's clearly a half-goblin

Here's mine.

This campaign is gonna be great.

I'm down for some adventure.

>three tiny moe blobs stacked on top of one another, attempting to navigate a store or shop
It'd probably be a shit-to-mediocre game but it'd make a funny animated short or something.

Is it wrong that I can easily see this as 3 hour session?

Heres the mage

Not really. It sounds like it would be a fun, short one-shot to screw around in.

Other half jailbait?

Wow! This lady is hot stuff!

Ok, here is my character now. He's like 500 years old but an angel hit him on the back of his head and he lost all his memories. I'm not a power gamer so don't worry!

I fail to see the problem.

This is a nice thread.

Hey mind if I join your game?
I drew my character a portrait and everything...

The party could use a stout dwarven tank.

Sure thing!
Everyones happy to have you join.

Is that a bearded Rance?

I can't wait to find out more about you character user. Here's my guy

Alright so far the party is
>Half Goblin Fighter
>Canis Humanis Bard
>Half-Skaven thief
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>A kumiho thief
>A rabbitfolk fighter
>A catfolk fighter
>A catfolk mage
>An angel paladin
>A dwarven fighter
>A gnome ranger

If I got your class wrong, just say so! I'll be sure to correct it.

That...that seems about right, sure!

>Entire party makes adorable moeblob midget races
>I show up with the jolliest, hammiest 7.5 foot pseudo-giant warrior
>Tower over everyone by 4 feet or more
>Constantly forced to give piggybacks because the midgets are tired of walking
>Everyone treats me as the face because I'm clearly babysitting a pack of murderous moppets
...Am I That Guy?

No user, you're the team-dad.

>"...as she sees herself."

Can I join?
Party's getting pretty big but this sounds like it'll be a hoot

Are you playing the dwarf?
Don't worry, I'm sure everyone in the party will understand and respect your boundaries. If you ever feel like we're putting too much pressure on you just say so, and we'll reel it back.

>>A gnome ranger
That's a small sheep.

For you

>mentioning gender as part of character description

An Owlkin samurai? Sure thing! The more the merrier.
Oh you're right. Maybe it's a toy? The character does look a bit young.

Yeah, you're the dad.

this is my character, I know she is kind of an oddball but bear with me

Cute! How about we play through the session then you stay behind so we can talk about her backstory more?

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You are the contrast that glues everyone together.

Nah, that's me.
I also made myself a miniature.

First, promise you won't try to bludgeon and/or strangle me to death with an old rotary telephone again.

Cool. Let's rock n' roll.

>HOW DARE YOU MENTION GENDER, CLEARLY HE IDENTIFIES AS .ASSAULT-HELICOPTER

Oh just fuck off already

Oh....that's...really nice...

She is an oddball, but looking at the party, it's obvious she'll be welcome. Hope you don't mind some people hitching a ride on you.
Is she a cleric? Looks like one.

WHY DOES SHE HAVE HORNS STICKING OUT OF HER PELVIS?

Neato! I'm happy that your excited for the campaign. If you're the dwarf than which one of us is the biggest one then?

no no no user. You're not meant to mention gender at all. Just like you would for a cis male character.

Thin your paints!

And this is mine.

Sorry user, "mecha pilot" is not a class that is allowed this is a fantasy campaign.

As I said, fuck off, no one cares about your retarded shit.

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You are just jelly because your waifu doesnt have those hot edges.

sure they do, I've gotten replies here and elsewhere so that makes you automatically wrong.

I am not jealous your waifu is too edgy for me...

He mentioned the sex. Gender doesn't exist

Ah yes, the dreaded goat-taur hip-check.

Hope my character can fit into the party

What is this from?

looks familiar

Is he a ghost or a worm-man?
Maybe a worm-man ghost?
I take it he's a warlock?

That is cute as hell. I want to play Bug Adventures.

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Judging by the 'gamedev' tag he's making a game but I don't see much going on so it might just be art.

I miss Bug World.

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Leechfolk warlock of the ghost worm clan, yup!

Sorry i'm late, i had to file down my backstory.

I love it!
A skeleton bard? Nobody will see that coming.

As long as he doesn't fit into another character...

I'd play the hell out of a cutesy character caper.

Bard and summoner. I'm trying to broaden my horizons.

I thought it was a gazebo...

Why do you have toilet paper rolls for shoudlerpads?

Drawfriends, wanna try and draw this little warband?

Don't worry, he's an external parasite

A pair of charming tieflings?
Perfect addition.

No. The sheep IS the character. The dude is just a commoner she hired to carry her in the battle.

These two strike me as a pair d flamboyant, "Team Rocket" style villains that keep ineffectually hassling the party. They just need a little smart-aleccy pet imp.

I knew I recognized that from somewhere

I hate the adventurers league.

What, this is a Pathfinder game? Why didn't you say so, I wouldn't have showed up.

What an amazing idea!

Submitting my character

Here's our group now
All of these and,
>Owlkin samurai
>Centaur(Ram) cleric
>Leechfolk Warlock
>Skeleton bard/summoner
>A pair of Tieflings, a gal whose the thief and the guy whose the distraction

>dwarf
>sword

>Human Fighter
Lovely! This is straight out of a Disney movie if you ask me.

>I said something dumb
>I got a YOU so it means Im right

That guy is probably trying out serious shitposting for the first time, and you're still falling for him. If he's obviously being sarcastic, don't bite, and especially not with a smug reaction image.
Reaction images have their uses, but most of the time they just make you look buttblasted. Resist the desire most of the time, and only use them as a finishing blow.
t. two straight years of shitposting a certain /jp/ idol general to the point of having image macros made of me

No campaign is complete without fox fuckery.

>DM banned me from all races
>including humans
>this is all I have left
>please be gentle

I tried to replicate spring-gonnes from the Discworld series, then thought to make them into my summoning focus.
But i can't get any worthwhile summons before level 10, at the least, so i just took Double Target for each and use them for my main ranged attack.
Once i'm high enough level, i can fire summons from them like arrows if i read this right...

You know, we could probably build some sort of knockoff-Flying Disk for you to ride on.

I see, pretty legit brah!

Welcome to the group. Have a good time!
Don't worry, we'll keep you alive and cure you of whatever happened.
I promise.

Yeah, nah, you still need to fuck off Veeky Forums.

The fact that you're annoying someone with your very presence is fuel for shitposters. It feeds us, it entertains us and it means we don't even have to try. Once in a while, you happen upon someone who just does all the work for you.
Thanks for helping.

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If I was gming and a player wanted to play as a little girl I'd put it up to a vote and let the other players decide