...And this is my character!

Here's mine.

This campaign is gonna be great.

I'm down for some adventure.

>three tiny moe blobs stacked on top of one another, attempting to navigate a store or shop
It'd probably be a shit-to-mediocre game but it'd make a funny animated short or something.

Is it wrong that I can easily see this as 3 hour session?

Heres the mage

Not really. It sounds like it would be a fun, short one-shot to screw around in.

Other half jailbait?

Wow! This lady is hot stuff!

Ok, here is my character now. He's like 500 years old but an angel hit him on the back of his head and he lost all his memories. I'm not a power gamer so don't worry!

I fail to see the problem.