/EDH/ general

The thing is, nobody wanted to sit through 10 minutes of you masturbating even if they knew you wouldn't win in the end.

Yea, Nemesis Wave for 50

>spend a moment assessing the game state
>determine I can't win
>and passing the turn from this point on will guarantee a loss
>start chaining rituals
>opponents scoop
heh

Alright, I was just playing on Cockatrice and the funniest, saltiest thing I have ever seen just happened

>Playing in a 3-way game
>Testing out Locust God deck (I REALLY like locusts.)
>One guy playing Daxos land-destruction
>One guy playing Slivers
>All seems fine for a while. Daxos kills Sliver's lands to stop him getting Overlord out.
>Sliver's fights back with land destruction of his own.
>be like MJ-eating-popcorn.gif
>Sliver's seems to be having fun, even if he is getting annoyed.
>I play Wheel of Fate and, a few turns later, manage to get out Locust God in order to get a fuckton of Locusts
>Daxos doesn't like this.
>In his turn, plays Balance.
>Sliver player points out Balance is banned (I didn't know.)
>Daxos: "So?"
>Slivers: "So? It's banned, you can't play it."
>Daxos "It's not banned in French"
>I step in.
>Me: "French is a 1vs1 format. Can you count how many players are here? If it's more than 2, then this isn't French."
>Daxos proceeds to kick Slivers from the game
>Daxos: "There, now it's french"
>I proceeded to shit a brick laughing and left.

Not the best story ever, but this has made my evening.

my sides

>HURR THATS BAANNED

I fucking hate autists. If I can't whip out my Academy and Moxen it's just not EDH. Call it what it is: Gay DH.

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>tfw opponents chimp out when i cast tinker
why did they print it if I'm not supposed to play with it lol it's just a game bro!

I once played Wretched Confluence and dealt myself 3 damage drawing 3 cards so my friend didn't gain any lifelink healing which then let my other friend kill him exactly for the win, that's probably my favourite loss.

Close second was when someone cast Armaggedon and attacked with his only blocker, Ur Dragon, whilst I had only Loleth Troll out and 7 creatures in my hand, then killed him my turn and died to the other players due to having 0 cards in hand and 20 of my 37 lands in the graveyard

my friends have picked up on that scheme. I've done it a time or two, and one time we were rolling really hard and fucking drunk and my one buddy thought he had the game in hand. so he was like "fuck you. lets see it". so i just kept doing as much as i could, with 0 card draw spells available to me to get to a win condition.