I challenge you all to make a completely generic setting. Let it have no unique features save for how generic is is. Let loose every trope. It must be done.
Generic Fantasy Setting
Nathan Cooper
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Ian Roberts
Humans have American(midwesrtern) accents
Dwarves have Scottish accents
Elves have Welsh Accents
Orcs have English (cockney) accents
Halflings have Irish accents
Gnomes have Canadian accents
Kender have Australian accents
Andrew Rivera
Done.
Jack Smith
/thread
William Reyes
>Halflings have Irish accents
Do they also farm potatoes?
Samuel Kelly
>trope
no, what you need is rope
Isaiah Russell
Winner: Forgotten Realms
Runner Up: Golarion
Nathaniel Johnson
Halflings farm po-tay-toes, which they then boil, mash and put into stews
Humans farm corn which they use to make corn syrup which they process into soda, which why humans have an obesity epidemic
Dwarves farm pizzas, which they then deep fry
Elves farm sheep not always for food, and not always for clothing
Orcs just grab a bunch of animals, wrap them in dough and turn them into pies.
Gnomes buy potatoes from the halflings and then cover them with chees and gravy, which they enjoy with a sack of milk
Kender survive solely by shitposting in other race's notice boards.
Mason Perez
>gnome
Not on my watch motherfucker. No monster races.
Jose Nelson
You have that in reverse.
Gabriel James
A minute sooner and it would've been fpbp.
Adrian Powell
Dragons come in two forms. The younger, regular kind, with two legs. Who are unthinking rampaging monsters.
And the Aelder Dragons, who've existed since the age of gods, and basically do little but boast about that fact.
Levi Rodriguez
Jack Cox
Evil humans have posh English accents
Nathaniel Hughes
Greyhawk or forgotten realms especially
Brandon Sullivan
Human lands are vaguely like Indiana: lots of open green fields, but with other geological features in the ubiquitous distance.
Dwarf lands are the Dangerous Mountains north of the hills and have huge cities inside the mountains.
Elves come from the Silver Forest, where they live at one with the plant and animal life.
Orcs hail from the Badlands: a craggy desert filled with canyons that is constantly dark for some reason.
Halflings come from the beautiful, rolling green hills far away from the evil Badlands.
Gnomes are from the Underblack, a huge and deep cave system far beneath the surface.
Kender came from somewhere, I'm sure, but for some reason are mostly in large cities stealing everyone's shit.
Benjamin Nguyen
I think Dominaria from MtG is a more prototypical fantasy setting for me.
Jaxson Wood
Oh really? Name one fact about Dominaria.
Aiden Howard
I have a map.
Ian Thomas
Thallids and Thrulls > everybody else
Daniel Hughes
That strikes me way too closely as something from Age of Sigmar...
Andrew Murphy
The massive snow-plow Zombie Robots are prototypical? Dominaria is old-school SciFantasy, the REAL DEAL level you only see in the old-old settings and games.
Jason Gray
...
Isaiah Walker
Nah. AoS has lower production value.
Julian Allen
All i can think about are MREs.
>Nut mix with raisins and pan coated chocolate
>ingredients: M&Ms™
Nathan Roberts
>Kender have Australian accents
shouldn't they have jewish accents
David Mitchell
> Humans have American accents.
Fucking disgusting.
Jayden White
Reminds me more of the Soylent-type stuff I've been having for lunch, they've gone full tech-startup and chosen black on white as their packaging.
Jason Diaz
The Aeldar Draegons also like to either hoard gold, fuck with necromancy, or offer wisdom to travelers, depending entirely on the color of their scaeles.
Grayson Robinson
>Elves living in woods called Great Woods
>Dwarf living inside the mountain called Lonely Mountain
Camden Martin
>Halflings have Irish accents
I think you mean New Zealand accents
Or did you forget about second breakfast?