Because I am bored and can't think of an original thread edition

needs a better name

Also needs a better name

I don't remember why I gave this file that name

Did he die?

So which one's Juggernaut Star?

this is to test the ability of the bio-drone to simply take a formula, input the values, and get the answer. If they use any sides but the top bottom, and given height, they will get wrong answer. Weird values on the side make getting the wrong answer easier.

Doesn't A mean 'area'? So you need to calculate the surface area of the object.

Is it 70?

Is this some bizarre normalisation attempt of impossible objects? Has R'lyeh sunk that low?

12*5=60 for the "square"
((16-12)*5)/2=10 for the "triangles"
I don't remember the formula. I'm just calculating two different areas.

I don't understand. Do all three kids get killed, or do they rape her?

The answer is this object cannot be constructed in euclidean 2D space.

What the hell are they teaching kids these days, the answer is 70. Back in my day we actually used school to learn.

Yes, but the whole thing is surface. It has no internal component or backside. It's two dimensional so saying surface Area rather than just area is pointless.

this whole damn time it was actually an odd three dimensional shape and they just forgot to ad a few dotted lines
Wouldn't that be great?

Aren't they there to confirm that the trapezoid is symmetrical? Therefor you can just solve the area of 16*8, then subtract the triangle of space from either corner.
A =(5*16) - [(5*2)/2 * 2]
A = 80 - 10
A = 70

*The area of 16*5.

Smothered by tits.

Yes Anons, it is truly easy, let us visualise it with such ease.

I just figured the triangles are identical, thus would "cancel" each other out and turn the trapezoid into a rectangle. The bottom length of each triangle would be 2, because 16-12=4. So you get a rectangle of 14x5, which gives you 70.

What are side measures of those triangles?

Well, I know now my geometry isn't completely rusty.

see She doesn't actually kill any kids. Wiz, despite being undead, is actually a kind shopkeeper.
The image itself is from the Konosuba Visual Novel. You can find streams with English Subtitles.

The one with the wheel, obviously.

I don't get it.

I knew something was off

is this loss?

Actually plausible, if you ignore the cook times and play the actual seasonings by taste.

I-is he alright? Where's the joke?

What the fuck?

At least we aren't racist though right go.. i mean guys

is this actually dark eldar?

It's the most X-TREME comic ever made.

70 units2

there are no units shown, but area is always denoted by units squared, so with the lack of any given values like feet, centimeters, or light years, we are forced to say units2

Formula for a trapezoid is: [(base1 + base2)/2] *h

mfw I used to post that at any opportunity I could and now it's caught on
aw yiss

it looks gloriously ott.

what's it called?

I have the sneaking suspicion that this image is the most interesting thing about the entire comic

Requiem Chevalier Vampire.

Last time I checked, 2, 5, and 8 weren't a pythagorean triple. Though technically there's no square angle sign at the base of the length 5 line segment, and these tests often do specify that diagrams are not to scale/proportion, so maybe it's trying to trick you into assuming something that isn't explicitly stated. Or maybe the people who made the test were just fucking retarded.

Vampire Knight Requiem, the most metal comic there is, from the pages of Heavy Metal.
There's lots of interesting stuff besides that, it's just that that page is very suddenly awesome.
dragon swarm attacking a flying ship
fucking up a weapon museum and using crazy antique weaponry
convent of blood
killing hitler to turn undead millions of jewish phantoms

What exactly happened there?
Why did he bleed that way?

Vicious Mockery

Niggers aren't human

Is it the nutmeg? I know too much of it is supposed to be poisonous, but the amount in the pic doesn't look like that much. Does putting it in before cooking leech out the poisonous shit?

Successful troll filename.jpg

Looks like a real critical strike to the noggin. Thats some fucking brain trauma he took there. RIP

The entire comic is basically "How hilariously edgy can we make it? Well do that, times two."

It helps that unlike most edgy-for-the-sake-of-it comics the art is for the most part great.

Stripped!

Why such a small dick?

With a face like that, he aint fuckin' anyway

oh, you would be surprised

Did getting hit in the head by a mere fist did that?
Or did it happen when he hit the pavement?

If it is just a fist that is very weird, people fight all the time and hit each other in the head and i havent seen people just getting ko in one hit than proceeding to throw blood everywhere.

No shit

He's holding something, you can kind of see it after he hits him, that's also why he hit him with the side of his hand instead of actually punching him or grabbing him

fucking niggers

people fight all the time and hit each other in the head and i havent seen people just getting ko in one hit than proceeding to throw blood everywhere.
shit happens

the bleeding was most likely from smashing face into pavement, but the lethal injury might come from the initial punch

If it is just a fist that is very weird, people fight all the time and hit each other in the head and i havent seen people just getting ko in one hit than proceeding to throw blood everywhere.

It might have been something like a brick, but it could have also just been a man of advanced age struck powerfully to the head and causing a blood vessel to burst.

People get their shit punched in all the time in the movies or on the boxing ring, but make no mistake - IRL, a single punch can end someone's life if it's unfortunate enough, because in the end every single blow or anything is an impact, and if that force is sufficient enough and strikes the right spot, you might be simply gone in an instant. Do not get into fights if you can help it; a freak accident of you receiving an equivalent to a Fallout-style crit punch to the eyes is always possible.

I see it now. Something white in his hand.
And wow, seriously i havent seen this level of violance in the lowest dregs of our society. Worst case scenario if they are going to mug you they pull a knife and demand your stuff and if oyu dont comply they might force you to do it. At the very wrost they mgiht stab you but unprovoked outright lethal attacks?
This will sound racists but there is something about the black people that is more leaning towards primative.

I dont know why but for me, that orc was the best thing in the entire college, its cause of him that in my campaigns, there is a reocurring character that is a mild mannered orc librarian that can punch holes in stone walls if you fuck with his collection

108.44 u^2

That 5 is not the height of the trapezoid. It cannot be, and the angle is not shown as a right angle.

The "triangle" to the left or right, formed by the figure and the actual height line, has a side of 2 ((16-12)/2) and a hypotenuse of 8. 8^2 - 2^2 = the square root of 60. That, times the average of the bases (14), is 108.44

not sure if troll.
the misspelling COULD mean phoneposting and shitty phone spellchecks, but the grammar suggest English isn't your first language? otherwise you're 12, so you should leave.

Oh. Wait. There is literally no connecting line that is a 5. Yeah, this figure is cancer.

Most muggers don't want a murder rap, but nigs give no shits since they don't connect their actions to consequences.

Grower , not a shower

What a great fucking game

Veeky Forums...

Spot on Jeff impersonation

Dark mechanicus

Well, i wasnt expecting Valkyria Chronicles memes.
Thats new.

This is can't be like a serious comic right? I can't tell anymore.

Sauce?

eaten

If you are going to make a shit tier retarded drawing atleast make an effort.

bisexual
All the other things I can somehow understand to be troublesome on the street, but how the fuck do you attract a random troublemaker on the street with your "bisexuality"?
Here.

What We Do In The Shadows, a mockumentary about vampires. Its great.

The entire universe is on multiple redundant layers of irony at this point. Serious doesn't exist.

randomly generated NPC

It is supposed to be written in the language of the negro tongue. In said language, "ate" is often substituted for "eaten", regardless of its correctness.

the first half could be
AC without dex

More?

Something about that pool appearing in irl porn.

Nurgle's rot
Also sauce?

neat

Haha. Took me a second.

kek

Sub-saharan african IQ is literary below 70. That would be deemed as retarded in western and asian countries. This is not at all insinuating that all black people have downs syndrome or something, but rather that they are in fact more beastial.

Their culture is not concerned with actual high concepts such as math or philosophy. Some people are unable to see this as they think that wood carving and the ability to decorate is proof of the same level of sapience as the rest of humanity.

There has simply been no need for the sub-saharan or the australian to evolve abstract thinking, understanding of long time consequences or complex social interaction. They are of course the same species as us and as such stand above brute beasts in language, forward thinking et cetera. They will never (or not for a long time atleast, you race mixing burgers) be able to evolve past the simple life.

Also if you wanna bring up Nigeria or some famous african inventer or scientist, look up their heritage. Countries like Nigeria or Somalias upper classes do allright but they are often of northafrican or arab descent. Next to all "non nigger" african americans that have left a mark on the world has been a mulatto, same for south africa.

Ethnostates now!
iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country

How ever let's not ruin this thread.

What kind of sorcery is this?

Adding layers to the pancakes as you go on so that different parts get cooked to differing levels

/pol/

australian
indigenous australians you mean?

the truth is now /pol/

Who killed captain Alex? is a national treasure.

jej

Press B to Block!
FUCK YOUUUUUU!

breaking containment shouldn't be met with being told to get back in containment

Yes, sorry. You are completely right.
I was unsure of how to put it, English is not my native tounge.

YOU ARE WELCOME YOU SONUVABITCH

not an argument

Must have taken an enourmous amount fo time to achieve that. Atleast in minis when we paint something it stays that way for the forseeble future.
It is...interesting to spend so much time on something that will get eaten.

It's sort of like that buddhist sand ritual.
Don't get caught up in the mortal plane.

United States 98
Bullshit

beyond parody

uhh, you don't get to bring Ashigaru.

ending a campaign

Hunter the Vigil

Ask yourself this: Did the Fighter succeed?

I was expecting something horrifying to happen

Yes of course, the taunt or bait was most succesful, I just wanted to know if you directed that at me for my /pol/ post or if you just saw it fit the theme.

I'm actually scared to death for my country as people in the age bracet 20-25 is actually about to be majority brown and we've been ethnically homogenous for over 10000 years.

needs a better name

No, we didn't.

10,000 years
Let me guess, never studied ancient history?

School was barely for learning, it was more just for working out how to function socially with other people.

Course I'm still an autistic weirdo so it failed at that too

Techpriests real waifu

Also needs a better name
This would do it.

I hope you don't play Paladins, user.

Abbo is the usual term, Aboriginal if you want to pretend they're capable of emotion

I actually majored in history.

I don't. Why?

Just drank your way through uni? Fun I guess but doesn't end up up with much knowledge of the subject.

Because you fall for things too easily.

underrated

tiny claws
Oh fuck!

It always bothered be as hell, that the names are on the wrong sides. Biovores are the star-sprangled megafauna and Mekavores are the military mechas.

What did I type that was wrong?
Also no, I actually won a monetary price for my bachelor thesis about alcohol related policies in 19th- and early 20th century Sweden.

Yeah, I guess I fell for the bait.
Maybe twice in fact

Pardon the late answer, was banned for a while.

Source?

Aside from the bit referencing work which at best has been considered spurious and at worse laughable?

Which of the studies are you implying to be laughable?

I'm asking since most of them are from some of our most prestigious universities.

God that was such a good fucking game.

Shit, that was a satisfying ending.

It always bothered be as hell, that the names are on the wrong sides. Biovores are the star-sprangled megafauna and Mekavores are the military mechas.

Vore means to eat, user. The bio-things are called "mekavores" because they eat meks. The robots are called "biovores" because they eat biological stuff. Pretty simple.
It always bothered be as hell,
But I shouldn't have expected much...

That's a good one.

It’s not its own language; it’s mimicry below the level of birds.

Given that the perpetrators of the genocide openly admit to it on any media outlet you care to source it, you’re to feel that a genocide is happening.

Aww, that’s cute. He still believes the “out of africa’ theory when it was disproven decades ago. Get a clue, brownie.

This is absolutely true, I've been to Lao and their presentation of the Out of Asia theory is both rock-solid and only partially in Chinese.

The wheel

Alternatively "3.pf players"

kek

Possession (1981)

The correct answer here is 84.4.

This answer was found using every bit of information labeled, plus an assumption that the dropped down line is at a right angle with the base. With that, the figure is almost fully defined, and the rest comes down to geometry.

There is actually a second solution with significantly smaller area than this. Extra credit will be granted to anyone who finds it.

Image limit had been rached, but i'm the one who has it

I was actually just cleaning it all up for a picture and noticed a typo. 80.36 is the final answer for the larger mode. Shame I can't post it, but oh well.

/v/filename
Still amusing though
Or are there any tabletop games based on the SC universe?

NO, THAT IS A VAMPIRE LADY RIDING WEREWOLF TORQUEMADA WHILE KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE CHAMPION LIZARD

Kek

Out left/pol/

HWINDU
I thought they moved on to being offended at Wolfenstein because you, the player, kill Nazis in it. Unless they moved on from that too.

HWINDU
Shouldn't that be HWNDU, there's no I for the acronym

Also
Triple H's coat of arms

one of my favorite parts is that you can give him the elder scrolls you find, and he is fucking psyched

Only thing I heard about Wolfenstein was that the marketing team jumped onto the 'Punch a Nazi' politicking wagon.

There's also a two minute monologue about testicles, which I thought was dumb.

Let me guess, he used a Shadman pic?

Well, it's a game about punching Nazis...

People took issue because they were specifically parroting the political talking point. Personally I think it's annoying; partially because a lot of the people who use the phrase like to seemingly label people Nazis at random and partially because mixing RL politics with videogames is just something I straight up don't want.

I get enough of that shit everywhere else. I don't need it in my leisure time.

I felt it went well myself. That and well...it's a game about killing Nazis (A political party, if not one that's about any more) it's going to always be political.

oooohhh....
That one hurt....

It doesn't have to be.

No one kicked up a stink about the previous ~4 games.

khans of tarkir lore

You sly fucker

[Gujira] Chikan Yasan

I remember that game!

You bastard, I almost didn't find it. I'm glad I checked all his works.
Just check Gujira's works and don't bother looking by name. For a massive hint, it's not a trap title

I'm glad Veeky Forums isn't the only place full of dumb stories that never happened.

It avoids two of his common traits that I dislike - ugly men and character getting "I can't live without your cock now" 5 minutes into the plot, while keeping all the good stuff.

I've been actually trying to not be prejudiced or racist or whatever for a while now. But god fuckin dammit, niggers. White kids simply don't fucking do this shit.

Source? Looks like a funny series.

It's cropped porn, annoyingly.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It is, it means you get the setup for something funny, then half the work pisses it away and there's no continuation.

I'll share because I really like the artist
It's Sphinx-chan no Ultra Quiz from Kishibe's tank Kyou kara Hajimeru Kuro Majutsu

Find the area of the object: A = r'lyeh

That is disappointing.

underrated

FUCK HETEROGRAVITY

This is a good post. Wholesome

beautiful

not "Calvinball"

I don't know, you tell me: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_pipe_scandal

Having played with the kind of people that post on Tumblr, I can tell you this definitely happened and would have been awful to witness.

I thought "Aboriginal" usually referred to Canadian natives and "Aborigines" referred to the Australian ones.

thats the goat fucker isn't it...

You mean lamb?

choking play in cowgirl
lolwut

maybe

YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
BUT YOU DO NEED TO EAT THESE EGGS

W-why are you doing this to me?

I love how the fight basically turns into a face punching competition right off the bat.

She was never seen or heard from again.

... I must know more.

i've got the weirdest boner right now

Underrated.

The first time I read this, it was "who designed this, an Alien?" that gave it away for me, since I was reading left-to-right.

No, she was heard from. It was mostly screaming, but she was heard from

sarkhan would have been way better if he wore a traffic cone as a hat and had literally any more than one sentence fragment of personality.

That's a sock wrapped around his fist, like boxing wraps.

a strong butch woman like that deserves to be on top, men lapping underneath her heel.
fuck i hate women

Dude, missed opportunity.
Thats Rifts Free Quebec all the way.

i don't think thats going to have the effect you intended.

when you keep a bag of holding hidden in your glorious gigatits

Got shanked in the skull with a knife.

I dunno about nutmeg, but I know with acorns from oak trees and seeds from maple trees you boil them in water, until it turns red from all the poison leaking out, then drain the water and boil them again a second and third time. AFTER that they are safe to eat.

During WW2 people would then slice up and roast the acorns, grind them up, and combine them with dandelions (a source of caffeine) in a mixture with hot water as a coffee replacement.

Apparently they're fucking delicious. Certain native american tribes had entire orchards of oak and maple trees because after removing the poisons they would grind them up and use them as flour for bread. They actually preferred them over corn.

You try keeping it up when someone shoved metal spikes in your dong and to top it all off there is an evil maniacal vampire baby giggling the whole time.