I like the fun memes this general turns out, like the guy with the slightly edited UW standard deck and mono-white Kithkin tribal. Wish I had links to the original threads for those though
Elijah Long
Play fair decks then.
Thomas Sanders
>tired of leylines I wouldn't mind if all leylines were banned desu. "Pay nothing" cards generally aren't fun.
Brandon Russell
Leylines aren't even good and rest in peace only hoses unfair decks.
Austin Bailey
>tfw kalonian tusker is legitimately good in modern Hail efficiency.
Oliver Ortiz
lol is memedern still a thing?
Dominic Thompson
Heh, right? All the cool kids play in formats where lightning bolt is too overpowered.
Evan Jackson
I like that new eldrazi meme deck you guys brewed in here. I'm curious how it plays
Samuel Foster
4 Champion of the Parish 4 Thraben Inspector 4 Mardu Woe-Reaper 4 Thalia's Lieutenant 4 Thalia, Guardian of Thraben 3 Knight of the White Orchid 4 Mirran Crusader 1 Thalia, Heretic Cathar 2 Smuggler's Copter 4 Aether Vial 4 Path to Exile 12 Plains 4 Field of Ruin 4 Horizon Canopy 2 Shefet Dunes
Considering playing this, but White Orchid looks kinda bad. What's a decent 2-drop alternative?
Oliver White
Spellskite for this meta
Dominic Sullivan
This guy.
Charles Diaz
this is my new tech. extra bigass angel finisher.
Michael Bell
>2018 - 1 month >still playing nerd gamble
Jeremiah Thompson
Do you think this is better than SoI Avacyn?
Bentley Richardson
This deck is working better than I ever could've hoped
Noah Rogers
Still new to modern. Playing a semi-budget dredge right now.
>4 Bloodghast >3 Golgari Thug >4 Insolent Neonate >4 Narcomoeba >4 Prized Amalgam >1 Haunted Dead >4 Stinkweed Imp
>1 Darkblast >4 Cathartic Reunion >3 Conflagrate >4 Faithless Looting >4 Life from the Loam
What decks will give me the most trouble (pre-board)?
Carter Hill
How's Eldrazi Taxes these days? Still solidly tier 2?
Xavier White
nice thread you got here faggots, its as dead as your format
t. edhg
Justin Morales
you sure you wernt suppost to post this in the legacy general?
Isaac Torres
Postmodern soon, user
Jason Roberts
you mean frontier?
Andrew White
No he doesn't. Frontier was made by the japs to sell packs. People who are afraid of modern but also understand standard is a shit show tend to flock to frontier.
Ethan Green
Why do you samefag so hard?
Bentley Walker
No heartbeat of spring?
Isaac Murphy
What's the best meme deck you guys brewed?
Julian Hill
skeleton tribal
Ethan Smith
5color tokens
And by the way what is the best way to protect your combo pieces? They cost both 2 mana. FUCK SPELL SNARE
1)A kithin 1/1 that needs to untap 2)An enchantment that taps crearures
Grayson Gutierrez
I just bought into Burn (RW with green splash for Revelry and maybe Command). Tell me everything you know. Also MM2017 Goblin Guide is canonically female and a cute
Matthew Richardson
get firebast x4 chain lightning x4 price of progress x4 then you also have a mono R legacy deck
Robert Anderson
I'll keep that in mind, isn't burn kinda shit in legacy since it can't interact with combo though? Also I heard you SB ashen rider for show and tell
Anthony Cox
Is there a reason besides costs to not run 4 horizon Canopy in every mono-white deck
Jordan Lopez
The pings can be unpleasant against burn/aggro and it gets hit by Blood Moon and doesn't count towards Emeria, and that's all I can think of. Speaking of which, Martyr Proc is the only semi-viable monowhite deck I can recall.
Gavin Martinez
Played a little Martyr-Proc recently and Soul Sisters is better right now
Matthew Gutierrez
t. grixis
Benjamin Butler
How? Proc has the best late game in the format and sisters is just a meme from what I've seen
Gabriel Young
Martyr bites the dust to the omnipresent gy hate in modern but Sisters only auto scoops to combo.
Owen Hall
>Martyr bites the dust to the omnipresent gy hate in modern Maybe if you're shit. Martyr Proc doesn't utilize the graveyard until turn 7 at the earliest, realistically more like turn 10+ because you don't always draw land every turn. You shouldn't bring graveyard hate in unless you're control and have both the long game and counterspells to protect it from Oring. And then you'll just get taken to time and lose because Marytr Proc won game 1. Martyr Proc has way more 70-30 and 30-70 match ups than soul sisters, but overall it's match ups are better than soul sisters. The only reason to play soul sisters over martyr is if you're a retard who can't handle long games.
Zachary Thompson
Fungus tribal. Dominaria will make it real.
Austin Garcia
I'm going to make this Meme real!
Zachary Hill
Cruel Goggles Control
Lincoln Morris
Well for the past 6 weeks id been going 3-1 or better at local Tuesday night modern with Amulet Titan sobi guess it was time for me to finally eat shit. 0-2 drop. Lost to burn and Valakut. Probably going to drop the Lotus Blooms, don t really like them.
Jayden Ramirez
list plics
Logan Ramirez
Non-lands 4 Primeval Titan 4 Summoner's Pact 4 Azusa, Lost but Seeking 4 Amulet of Vigor 4 Ancient Stirrings 4 Lotus Bloom 2 Explore 1 Slaughter Pact 1 Pact of Negation 1 Walking Ballista 1 Engineered Explosives 1 Hive Mind 1 Hornet Queen
But I'm probably going to do some rejiggering and swap the blooms back for scouts.
Henry Perry
Is stompy the most powerful deck?
Kevin Thompson
sure
Jayden Gonzalez
So, I recently got into Modern, and I've been considering participating in the SCG Modern Open in Louisville in May (yes, it's a ways off, but I have to schedule time off from work way ahead of time). But, I've never attended an event like this. I'm reasonably familiar with Modern as a format (and have lots of time to practice and prepare.) What do I need to know about attending the open itself?
Michael Long
Still playing balance
It's still so sweet
Austin Brooks
Stomperinos are the most powerful deck on the world
Asher Price
in that it doesn't FREAK OUT and wipe my board with a conditional triggered ability? yeah. i mean i jammed a couple of that avacyn in the sideboard to see whats up but it just seems real bad because 'jund guy' can fatal push my hatebear, have obersturmbanfuhrer avacyn ausrottung my board on the next upkeep and then terminate the bitch so he can beat me to death with a 6/7 goyf. with baneslayer i just get my baneslayer terminated and i get to keep my mirran crusaders and such so that i can hold down the ground until my serra avengers get him in alpha strike range. also point of fact, running restoration angel in any amount with a full boat of serra avengers is real bad, so i don't do it.
Carter Flores
actually i have to agree. i've been thinking about this same card recently and came to the conclusion that it's fatal push proof, kolaghans command proof, and can fight tasigur, gurmag angler, thoughtknotseer and reality smasher straight up. and win. Something that SOI avacyn cannot do.
Nicholas Flores
did sulfuric vortex get cut?
Connor Anderson
jeskai ascendancy combo for standard.
you use mana dorks and elemental uprising with cantrip spells (slip through space, expedite, magmatic insight (not a cantrip but it does the job)), jeskai ascendancy and dig+cruise to meme your entire board into 200+ power of hasty unblockable lands on turn 3-4.
i only caught onto this at the ass-end of that standard so i never got to take it to a cash tournament but it 5-0 stomped a few FNMs before khans rotated.
Jaxson Johnson
Hey it's cha fellow amulet Bro I think it's absolutely correct to be back on the scouts as the preferred ramp.
so I am thinking of slotting in 2 courser of kruphix in place of the flex slots most ppl use as relic of progenitis in the main for extra game vs burn and more needed card draw. Currious wat your take is on this, have I gone mad? Think storms an auto loss pre bored relic or not.
Easton Perry
It does get pathed tho. Which deck are you running it in?
Adam Baker
Just don’t play it if you don’t like losing to blue
Brayden Rivera
most things get hit by path though, that's why it's good.
Jordan Morales
Fuck two drops, get Norin the Wary.
Connor Sullivan
Modern Hapatra.
Liam Morgan
I'm currently brewing Undead Alchemist Mill for a guy I know who is adamant on playing mill. At least this way he also affects the boards and has ways to win besides decking the opponent out.
Lucas Rogers
Oh control is no problem for me. Because those decks tend to be slower, I have an easier time waiting for the ideal setup to play through counterspells. Then I can either do a double cascade (violent on endstep, plea on my main), or use something like Ricochet Trap or Commandeer. There's lots of times I've played through two or three counterspells over the course of a couple turns and still resolved balance/nahiri/whatever I need. That's the strength of the deck, having 8 cascaders and 2-3 As Foretolds, plus the ability of Gifts to guarantee getting a balance, means no matter how many times I get countered or thoughtsiezed I'm likely to have another one ready.
The only defense this has is Push and Seize. Why do people want to mill so badly? it really is just a slower version of burn, and at least burn can kill threats more efficiently. It really blows my mind that Glimpse the Unthinkable was like 30 dollar before IMA.
Hunter Harris
The very same reason people play draw-go or cry when they see the hot karn's dick - autists.
Jackson Myers
>death and taxes >5 drop Nigga what the fuck Why are your hatebears not good enough
Jace Ortiz
I don't think it's mad. I saw courser as a 1-of a lot pre-lotus-bloom-fanaticism. If there is one thing I learned from my brief time playing the lotus bloom version it's that the relics probably aren't needed.
Sebastian Barnes
Def agree with relics not needed. I think lotus blooms strength is that it can get found off turn 1 stirrings so it makes those hands sleightly more keepable but past that turn it's the worst card in your deck. Maybe playing two blooms is correct?
Colton Roberts
you might not even have to wait until dominaria
fresh token from RIX
Aiden Diaz
Is there even a way to make a decently viable Saproling deck? I tried cheating in a Mycoloth by Eldritch Evolution on Scion of the Wild or Mentor of the Meek, but that's about as far as I got.
Wyatt Morgan
the only format right now where saprolings are decent is EDH, sadly
Parker Nguyen
>Is there even a way to make a decently viable Saproling deck? No. They're awful, user.
Landon Thomas
>entire archetype built on having to wait 3 turns to make a 1/1 creature What were they thinking? The last decent Sparoling card they made was Fists of Ironwood.
Henry Clark
Turn 2 win infect
Jack Evans
They fucking suck in every format. Best thing you can do now is get Thelon, Winding Constrictor and Sporesower and just try to get a big army.
John Torres
I have considered dropping some flex slots like explore and playing scouts alongside blooms. Bloom definitely enabled some powerful shit but it just felt slow too often. But scouts and bloom might be too much. I think I want to just aim for consistency and speed with a minimum of toolbox slots, just enough to get through game 1.
Colton Evans
Clearly mill is the thinking man's gameplan for big brain blue brewers, red is for dumb people who can only fling spells at face
Jack Bennett
Why would you play brainlet blue mill when colorless mill is far more intelligent?
Zachary Powell
Why not both and go Blue Steel like a true master tactician?
Joshua Allen
>Mill spells all target your opponent
Connor Anderson
But you cannot win with that deck, only go to time, if you have a big blue brain and always make the optimal play
Jace Fisher
Strata Scythe OTK with Rude Awakening and Mirrorweave.
Also Huntless Zombie Hunt.
Matthew Thompson
Does anyone want to talk over discord I may end myself soon And I want to talk about my ex gf and magic
Angel Rivera
>exgf You weren't even married, chill out user.
Kevin Gonzalez
Dictate is better since you can flash it in on your opponents end step and they don't get their whole turn with double mana.
Luke Nelson
>Just two more days for perfect attendance for my job
I'm going to buy a set of Snapcasters if I make it.
Leo Hall
Didn't the Zendikar fetches get reprinted in a Masters set recently?
Adrian Long
What an attentionwhore.
Don't kill yourself, faggot, do something with your life and try to be happy instead.
Ryder Jenkins
The fuck is that shit? We don't have that here. Hell, I don't even know if I'll get the double paycheck for December. MM17. Why?
Daniel Nelson
dropping this against the Death's shadow nut draw
Christopher James
>Death's Shadow >T1 crack fetch, Thoughtseize
>You >T1 something
>Death's Shadow >T2 crack fetch, Thought Scour, Gurmag Angler
>You >T2 Jotun Grunt
>Death's Shadow >T3 crack fetch, Death's Shadow, hold up Stubby D
>You >T3 sacrifice your Jotun Grunt in your upkeep because you can't pay the cost
Honestly I can't tell if people in this thread are bad or trolling. Even if Jotun Grunt stayed alive for a while there's no way it matches up to any creature in GDS.
Elijah Barnes
Actually both posts you replied to. I'm honestly not sure if that bonus is going to last much longer than this year. It was the perk of working for a company still owned by the founder's family. Was wondering about how recent they were reprinted to gauge the chance of them getting reprinted in the next year. But I guess not and I'll have to cope with the current prices.
Carter Morris
We know they're doing a Masters 25 as of now. After Iconic it's hard to tell what route they'll take in the future considering how stupid they are.
Even if they reprint fetches I'd say the price would probably fall a bit in the beginning to slowly creep up again. Every single deck uses them. I'd say check the graphic, if you see they're slowly raising in price get them now, if they're stable wait for MM25 spoilers.
Luis Gutierrez
Where the fuck do I ask pauper related questions?
Ethan Baker
I just think it's spicy, plus I'd assume my deck has paths. I dont actually think Jotun's is worth it. guess DS was a bad deck to go after maybe living end, would also annoy a storm player without a bolt or remand
Hahahahaha you're so funny man. Fuck you. I just bought MM15 and MM17 boxes, I'm just an old collector but new player that wants to start playing with pauper.
I'd like to know what are the best pauper decks and try to understand what I like better.
Christopher Gomez
Death's Shadow Varolz into real card, what happening?
Parker Bailey
What is it called when someone hates your deck archetype that you play so much that they actually change a card in their deck to specifically counter only your deck and be suboptimal for every other archetype they play?