Your character discovers that there's porn about him

>Your character discovers that there's porn about him.

How would he/she react?

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"Am I getting royalties for this? I'm calling my lawyer."

He'd be mildly annoyed that someone recorded him without his even being aware of it, but mostly he'd just be egotistically flattered about it. He'd probably crassly try to use it as a pickup line and get drinks thrown in his face for it.

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1. "I miss quest threads on Veeky Forums."

2. "A thread died for this!"

Imagine being such a little bitch that you'd try to force such a retarded meme through pure ass-pained spamming.

Call the Police.

My character thinks that moving pictures are witchcraft.

>obsessively checking bait threads so you can complain about the people complaining about bait threads

It's good to have a hobby, I suppose.

Worry, she's thirteen.

I actually had this happen in a game I'm running, although it was mostly played for comedy.

It's a modern supers-ish game and one of the characters wears a magical girl styled costume, by choice. They recently discovered their rather creative internet fanbase and were mortified to see some of the shit weirdos on the internet had drawn of them. The person who told them about it was also a fanartist, but insisted they only ever did things that were tasteful. If not necessarily sfw.

I have a few more plans for bringing it up in future, although mostly as a running joke rather than anything more significant.

>Hedonistic high spirited bardic manslut

He'd be delighted, wonder who did it and offer to pose for pictures.

"Oh, come on, that is not anatomically correct"
"I'm fairly sure they couldnt find dwarves man, but at least they got the beard right"
"thats not what I mean, this guy's pecker is too damn small"

>OP finds out he can't sucking dicks. What happens?

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>Well, shucks. Guess I'd have made it in that business after all. Vigilante work prob'ly still pays better.

See if it also stars his waifus for easy fap material.

I won't ask for a source

She's a Paladin of the Red Knight so she'd be completely unfazed

"I'm sickened, but curious," likely followed with "looks like I have a fallback plan if this mercenary thing falls through."

Pleasantly surprised if a lot of people watched it.
Extremly annoyed if all the comments are "fuck this guy is ugly, let us see the girl"

>JJBA campaign:
"Hey, as long as it's not guro, scat, or other degenerate shit, i'm cool."
*muffled "That's not an appropriate reaction, young lady!" in the distance*

>varied campaigns:
"That explains so many things! Why didn't anyone tell me that's something i could do?"

All right, let's see what tags we got on this one.
>babe
Yep, she was a hottie
>gray hair
Meh, a bit of salt and pepper adds some flavor
>young and old
She got my motor running, so whatever
>ugly bastard
doesntmatterhadsex.jpg
>looks through comment section
What is wrong with these people, and who is this guy trying to get me to check out a settlement?

>Your character discovers that there's porn about him.

"I give them my complements for at least using what I used to look like, before I took so many Dark Gifts within the Amber Temple that left me looking like a shriveled up Boogeyman."

Source?

>Source?
Did you try using the native iqdb image search feature before asking this?

Ironic

What are the Police gonna do? Sing a song about it?

One of my characters actually has discovered homo-erotic pictures of himself.

Despite his fear of fire, he ordered the entire room set ablaze.

>"This is sickening, atrocious, horrid, vile, a breach of command, infuriating, and borderline heretical."
>"I want more; fetch me the lecher who drew this."

He would track them down and put his dick in them.

>Paladin Peasantlad
Indescribable Screaming
>Oni Street Samurai
Fearsome Sigh
>Noble Fighter
Married Confusion
>Berserky Elf
Unconditional Suspicion accompanied by Uncharacteristic Loss of Confidence
>Not!Whirrun of Bligh
"Well'en, none'a them get the colors right and the fruits aren't as hairy as the ought to be."

>playing Explorator in DH/RT crossover...
Complain about any inaccuracies in their depictions of the "Rites of Toaster Maintenance"

Porn ABOUT him, not OF him. Some stunt dick was posing as your character in a porno.

Wasn't it a thing in Watchmen that some guys were putting out those tiny smut comic booklets of one of the heroines? I imagine that would happen for any moderately famous superheroine.

>if drawn
A fan, noice.

>if recorded
>inevervolunteeredforthis.holo

>Paladin Noble
"I need to shut this shit down before my wife catches wind of this...."

"Huh, guess I've made it"

"It had to happen eventually I guess"

*resists the urge to vomit*

*giggles at the stupid mon-keighs internally*

*punches the monitor/person who informed them*

"Oh this is nice, lacking a bit in imagination though"

"My white snake is way bigger than that"

"good times man, good times."

My unknown armies character would probably be happy at free publicity. My dnd paladin would probably be extremely embarrassed. Still not too much effect on either's lives.

My mage is a b-movie actor, early twenties, 5 dots in appearance, not very bright. He's *definitely* got some leaked dick pics out there.

Go find the party bard so she can string him up in the town square for having such a filthy mind.

Considering she's an autistic 14 year old church girl, she'd probably freeze up like a deer in headlights, and wouldn't know what to do about it, and she would be too scared to tell anybody about it. She'd probably, months after, tell one member of her party that she feels close to. At which point he would go on a murderous rampage instantly and drag her along too.

>Bringing "This is a bad post so I'm hijacking it" tumblr faggotry to Veeky Forums

Is this what my patron wanted for these powers? They could have at least used a stand in with bigger tits...

He'd jack off to the video while focusing solely on himself

What kind of porn? Like the kind of ancient porn you find on pottery from Rome and Greek IRL? Erotic literature? RL yaoi/hentai? Full on HD live action porno movie?

If somebody did porn about my fabulous paladin, 50/50 chance it may be gay. Let's be real, it's totally going to be gay and he will react in disgust.

>implying there isn't a market for that
Have you learned NOTHING from this board, user?

If it's "her" with "her husband", she'd be both amused and embarrassed but she'd let it slide because at their age, it's flattering that someone still thinks they're sexy.

If it's "her" with some rando(s), politely C&D the author/artist telling them she won't stand for misrepresentation, and politely Curse them if they still won't stop it. And maybe politely Disintegrate their livelihood if it escalates.

Dismissively. She knows there's no way anyone has anything on her, about her, or concerning her in any sexual situation whatsoever.

She's too afraid of that shit to let it happen.

"I'll find whoever recorded this, and demand they give me a cut. If they don't, I'll simply take it. My people need these funds."

>Your character discovers that there's porn about him.
>How would he/she react?

It's hardly a "discovery" when it was her idea to film it in the first place. A max-Cha Elf shaman/face needs *something* to do between shadowruns, and an appropriate spell makes sure that she can take some Trolls without discomfort; that's a guaranteed revenue strealm

"I'm a sexless golem. How?"
*after an explanation is given*
"Organics are wierd"

he is a handsome half orc with some issues

he will be disgusted that its likely his race is being romanticized

A shadowrunner who does porno on the side. Why am I not surprised? It's always troll/elf stuff, too. Why are there so many trolls in porn?

Forest dweller who didn't even know what a vagina was until recently
>"Is him Tel?"
>"What Tel doing with wooman?"
>"Tel confused."

me on the left

She's a devout priest who's also a virgin (for the moment, she's in her early 20s and just out of her monastery) so probably
>confusion
then
>who dared defile my image ? I shall seek vengeance upon this enemy of righteousness! may my mighty fist guide the fiend back to the straight path of Reason and Sanity!
then
>curses ! I h-hope my senpai doesn't find about this

Slaaneshi swordsmaster is offended at the imperfect details. He offers to pose live for them when he's done slaughtering skaven.

"Is it good?"

this but also masturbation

>I have a gay gnomish mesmerist.
> he's already in a sexual relationship with the party's Dwarven Cleric.
>Also fucks an albino red dragon named susan
>I'm pretty sure he already made porn of himself.
>This campaign is the best thing I have ever played.

Wookie porn? No biggie, he's probably a pervy like Chewie:
youtube.com/watch?v=c69JkiUa0DE

>albino red dragon
isn't that just a white dragon with a taste for red hot chili peppers?

Learns to write his own name so he can sign autographs, failing that ink up his dick and slap it on autographs.

Shhhh, they feed on (you)s

>wereraven wizard
If it's in her human form, she'd be a bit upset that someone would associate her with such base entertainment, especially considering her efforts to make someone of herself that does their buisness in a secret society. She is pretty cute though and if it lead to her finding a handsome and influential man to be interested in her she'd consider it a win (after burying it as much as a powerful wizard can manage).
If it's in her hybrid or even animal form she'd be disgusted that some sick fuck that wasn't part of her kind thought that was attractive to normal humans. Either way she'd likely take steps to avoid sullying her reputation and attracting unwanted attention to her activities.

>voidmistress turned burgeoning Rogue Trader
If it's with the right gender preference, probably be embarrassed but likely want to see it all, then purge the offenders after recovering some samples to enjoy with her lover. If it's with the wrong gender preference (As such things are little known, but probably speculated on) she'd be disgusted and just skip to the purging with overzealous thoroughness. Either way it'd be fairly poor for the reputation of being an important and respected trader she's trying to foster and she'd do whatever is in her power to try and cover it up with good PR. At least she is hot.

Drawn? 3D rendered? Erotica? Some sort of real life recording? The details matter, OP.

They'd probably be chill about it, but more disgruntled that it involves their close friends by proxy. Now if they find out it was me writing it, then that's a whole other can of worms.

There's a market for ghoulish looking motherfuckers that radiate a dark aura, smells of sulfur when speaking the Devil's lingo, has viscid black blood, sunken sickly yellow eyes, pale hair, and dagger sharp teeth?

For reference, this is what he looked like before he got Hollowed to all hell. Nigga literally steals souls from his victims, all thanks to the intelligent Genocide Baton he carries!

Pfft Veeky Forums has been hijacking threads since we opened. Elf slave wat do thread? More like conversation about Operation Barbarossa. How fucking new are you?