>Giant velvet worms have invaded the land
VW
Zachary Powell
Nolan Garcia
We're safe here, there's enough salt to keep them away for ages.
Brandon Martinez
Theoretically speaking, could you sweat a slug to death? As in, sweat so much that wiping the sweat off your brow and splashing it on a slug kills him?
Jeremiah Young
Adorable.
Adrian Mitchell
I know that's probably a very close up picture, but that thing looks super huggable. I want to breed dog sized ones for fuzzy companions who tickle you with their teeny tiny legs.
Jonathan Barnes
*squirt you and your home*
Tyler Barnes
wat
Julian Russell
The salt is too diluted by water.
watch the end
youtu.be
Nathaniel Bell
don't worry, it's just a 1 stage speed debuff, they wasted their turn and now I we can counter with flamebody Talonflames!
I think the amount of sodium that would need to be in your body would kill you long before irt would kill the giant slug.
>invested in Ride (pseudopods)
>Ready my giant slug saddle
My day has come.
Robert White
ITT: people that think that velvet worms are slugs
Hunter Garcia
gotta get them beetle meats
Cameron Martin
Thanks for pointing that out, I was starting to get confused by people's comments.
Jace Carter
>a thing happened
Did it happen IN A GAME?
Ayden Wood
I guess we'll send in professional carrion crawler hunters, with a few bottles of universal solvent to deal with goop spray?
Kayden Morales
>such as
>i.e. not an exhaustive list
>idea prompts for TRADITIONAL GAMES are ok
Owen Fisher
>Single line thread.
Sage this shit
Benjamin Jenkins
>Salt
>Affecting velvet worms as if they were molluscs
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Michael Brooks
Stat the assassin bug, teegee.
Colton Smith
>57031101
>such as
>i.e. not an exhaustive list
The phrasing is "traditional games such as", followed by a list of the most common categories of traditional games. That means discussion of every kind of traditional game is allowed, but it must be a kind of traditional game.
A single line of greentext offering a vague idea is not a traditional game.
>idea prompts for TRADITIONAL GAMES are ok
Where did OP write those words? This is "post your gamer fuel" logic.
Liam King
Well now that you bring it up, what is your gamer fuel?
Christopher Ward
My anger is all the fuel I need.
Grayson Lopez
Why ?
It's funny, and we can learn new approach to a threat
Lucas Baker
His gamer fuel is dicks made of fail.
Robert Young
no real rules about posting
no real rules about moderation
nothing new under the sun
Robert Torres
>I want more threads like archive.4plebs.org
Ryan Gutierrez
Thus far, the answer seems to be “everyone mistakes them for slugs.”
But yeah, the... what, three? ten?... people who study onychophorans would suddenly find themselves in high demand.
It’s the only exclusively terrestrial phylum these days, you know. I really wonder how that happened, but I’ve never come up with a good way to find out.
Parker Diaz
They don't seem like a remotely durable animal, having a soft body, hydrostatic skeleton and no defensive features whatsoever. They're also not aggressive and their hunting behavior of literally just walking up to other invertebrates and feeling them with their antennas to see if they are big enough to be worth eating is reliant on the prey having almost no cognitive capability and low sensitivity to touch and not noticing them due to the fluidity of their moment would not work well on mammals.
You could adapt them to being good monsters, but giant velvet worms as they are wouldn't be super threatening.
Kevin Green
Getting covered in slime was part of my plan along.
Logan Perry
>we're being attacked by a creature whose entire body is an exposed weakspot with no natural armor whatsoever
Oh no. We might as well be attacked by floating eye balls.
Thomas Jones
>he doesn't know about their extending hook mouth