>dming game >find an old hut >been hearing about the Witch of the Willow tree in the nearby town >make sure to emphasise to players how many willow trees there are >enter hut >"hello dearies, you look tired for adventuring: >there's a chest in the corner, "I want to ask her what's in the chest" >"nothing much dearie, just an ancient artifact "I want to kill her and take it." "You sure?" >draws axe >rest of the party leaves hastily >"oh dearie, don't do this..." "I swing the axe at her withered old neck!" "Roll to see if you hit." >miss >"I'm sorry, my dear" >Witch kills him instantly
I tried to warn them damn it pic related is witch
Wyatt Bennett
>look at me i kill my players with no saves! >I DONT KNOW WHAT KNOCKING OUT SOMEONE IS
Christopher Walker
>kills him instantly
I didn't mean that there was a roll. The roll just happened to result in his death.
Julian Rogers
Whoops, *i did mean
Wyatt Moore
>pick a fight with someone vastly more powerful than you >for petty murder >be surprised when you get killed for your idiocy
The rest of the party shouldn't be punished for the antics of one if those antics are fucking stupid.
Aaron Cook
>t. numale cuck
Justin Powell
>"nothing much dearie, just an ancient artifact >just an ancient artifact This is what you did wrong. Aside from sounding unnatural as fuck, its practically an invitations for the players to try to steal it.
Leo Campbell
Get yourself killed for an Aincent dildo.
Elijah Thomas
I mean, he might've assumed that she'd actually be hostile regardless, cause you know, she's a witch.
Adam Bell
>>"nothing much dearie, just an ancient artifact
This is stupid and jarring.
>"I want to kill her and take it."
This is somewhat predictable but even more stupid.
>>rest of the party leaves hastily
This is completely retarded. Do your players not interact with each other? Do they condone wanton murder? Do they not care about what happens to their friends/partners/associates? Even if they're an evil party with no scruples and walk away their reputation is still in tatters if people find out that's the sort they hang out with.
David Sanchez
Always send the pack mule in first
Gabriel Foster
>implying I wanted air magic or logistics >implying I can't fight tier 3 shooter stacks for my one sawmill >implying I'm not playing conflux
Anthony Garcia
>muh special snowflake can never die no matter how fucking stupid I am. >I jump into the lava. What do you mean I don't get a saving throw?
Carson Lopez
>implying I'm not playing conflux
For a moment, I almost felt sorry for you.
Aiden Lopez
[laughs in pixie]
Lucas Nelson
>just an ancient artifact No witch actually talks like this.
Ian Nguyen
Maybe they realize the character/player is really stupid enough to go through with it and probably won't be convinced otherwise.
Jordan Campbell
And how many real life witches have you meet recently?
Lincoln Torres
Your mom does not count
Angel Green
I swear to Asha, I'll make skeletons out of all of you sparkly fuckers...
Austin Martinez
>"nothing much dearie, just an ancient artifact You dun goofed.
Tyler Hall
>nothing much just an ancient artifact
You should have had her say that it was full of spell components or something. My group turns into a pack of hungry mutts when the DM mentions something slightly related to a powerful item.
Easton Evans
>KNOCKING OUT >>>/reddit/
Jaxon Myers
>DM: roleplays the character >PC: meta description of actions and dialogue: "I want to say this" I'd one shot him just for that fuckery
Nicholas Gutierrez
>I DONT KNOW WHAT KNOCKING OUT SOMEONE IS Fuck that shit, if your players are acting retarded you SHOULD kill their PCs.
