Describe in one line both your first campaign's session and the last campaign's session in the most nonsensical way...

Describe in one line both your first campaign's session and the last campaign's session in the most nonsensical way possible.

It turns out that killing people for their Disney passes can end up having one of your party members embody Ouroboros as a concept.

Life experience can prepare you for anything... except when a centuries-old space vampire throws your own spaceship at you.

It's all fun and games until someone gets so butt hurt they hire an army to kill their own party and a horse gets impaled on a scythe.

Burning down monastery is not evil if you are not content with the reward they paid your services.
Little choir boys make awful containment boxes for demonic beings from ancient forest.

Aborting prom babies and Antarctic Nazis sometimes go hand in hand.

If you let a slut pilot a giant mecha, she will eventually become a god and tell Asgard to fuck off.

Several interdimensional heroes unite after a multiverse threat destroys their homeworlds, only for the one responsible for said threat to kill them offscreen.

Who knew that suffocating a sleeping goblin with a flask full of gravy would lead to destroying a pocket dimension created to quarantine an uncurable virus, and all of the horrific, mutated creatures it had created?

MY COLLECTION OF RARE, INCURABLE DISEASES!

Well, when one of the infected is your wife, you do your best to try and find a cure before you take the thermonuclear option.

>In a world where rock phalluses can fly, dragon gods get replaced and no one notices.
>In this humble town on the edge of the badlands, you can make a racket on some elven rocks.

Instead of getting wishes from the dragon balls we killed the dragon

Don't rob dwarven nobles, or they'll come back and make a knight seppuku.

>When it comes to genitalia, waste not want not

did you mean "Campaign's first session" and "Campaign's last session"?

When you get hired to Cheeki Breeki in The Zone but you are actually an Arabic replica of Houdini

Spiders are fags

> in one line
> both

It started as a treasure hunt across space and ended potentially cutting everyone off the force.

A bunch of misfits go into a dungeon and get their asses kicked.

A bunch of misfits go into a dungeon and gain profit.

Time to save the president's daughter by chucking eggs at children.

Remember, immortals make excelent emergency food supplies for starving vampires.

Stealing a platemail bikini from a smith can end up good for you if you can fly a broom and turn invisible; stealing a cursed weapon from a dragon - not always so.

Getting strangled to near-death by an animated carpet isn't as bad as getting dragged into a portal to purgatory by vampire Hitler.

Stop rescuing children mother fuckers!