Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1954: South Park Edition

No problem.

>Fuck all
FTFY

Fuck

Do not.

0%. Green doesn't go with my eyes.

Do it

>Like the Buu race options available in some Dragon Ball jumps
>They're priced with the absorption ability in mind
>Don't want to use it because of how messed-up it is
>But NOT using it means I'm leaving CP on the table
Anyone have any advice or opinions?

>Hey Cracker, if you take A Darq Reflection, can you still use a perk to find out your true name, and if yes, would using the powers that the true name grants count as using out of jump powers?
Uh. Gonna tentatively say yes and no, respectively.

>Also, are you still working on a Skulduggery Pleasant update?
Not really. I need to get around to reading the new book sometime.

Our Father Who Art In Sauce is infinitely benevolent. Stop spreading your hateful heresy.

Get regen, learn shapeshifting, play pretend?

responsibly

>I learned a lot about Rhodesia and blended what I learned from watching a lot of war documentaries.Does that count?
/k/ out of 10 good enough

Don't use it, then. People in DBZ apparently have absurd potential, and considering most abilities in-setting are techniques rather than innate, the only reason to use absorption is instant gratification. Their regeneration and such is some of the best in the settings too, and iirc, they're not that great at absorbing innate powers anyway.

Wait for Xenoverse/Heroes. I'm pretty sure Majin there can't do absorption, so they'll be much cheaper.

Are you suggesting Jumper buds off parts of themselves, then eats them?

This is your waifu now.

>Fairy Fail

>Stop spreading your hateful heresy.
May He drown you in sauce for your blasphemy against His true teachings.
Beyond that, I hope your headache has eased.

Get the Omnitrix from Ben 10 or the Morphing power from Animorphs then copy Buu's DNA.

Mashima is a hack.

Different user, but I would like to have an option to be a clone trooper in the war.

It has, thanks.

Been busy today, but I'm just about to start on some more perks.

What settings are the most action-packed? 10 years is a long time to not be fighting shit the entire time.

>Mashima needs to do actual porn already
FTFY

Uh... sure. If it helps in copying a Majin, I guess. It's further than I'd go, though.

No thanks.

I cannot help but feel Buu would pull a Ghostfreak on us.

Every setting, if you piss off the right people. Just keep picking a side in a civil war in some third world country.

>Jump 9 to 5, spend your weekends fighting wars in Africa.

100%.

Do you mean you want to actually be a clone of Jango or just that you want to be a soldier?

Can Buu regenerate from a single strand of DNA? It's been forever since I've watched DBZ.

> fat cow dances in front of cardboard cutouts

Joke's on you, my waifu was always Erza

He can regenerate from a single molecule. Pretty sure he doesn't even have DNA, either.

I wield a-WAIT. WAIT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO. You nearly got me user, but I know your game.

Also, going over companions for Black Crusade. Which would be a better counterpart to Cultist-chan: Boone or Fyodor?

Mashima needs to draw actual porn already.

Go get a degree or something, make some friends, become a bartender, have a redo of your life as you always wanted it.
Life is full of small adventures in our common days. I'm sure you can find something to do without resorting to over-the-top action or explosions.

I have no waifus, only friends, friends with benefits, and cocksleeves. Take a wild guess which she'll be.

I'll stick with my selection of cats and vampires, thank you.

>>Mashima needs to do actual porn already
This.

We all know he wants to.
Why hasn't he just given up excuses already.

Star Wars

>Jumper is responsible for selling military weapons to terrorists in the Middle East

>Boone

This'un.

This is your waifu now.

>have a redo of your life as you always wanted it
I already have life as I always wanted it :U

Not him, but I’d like something for Seperatist vehicles, please. The droids are great, but the whole Confederacy package would be amazing, even if their ships have nothing on the gorgeous Venators. Also, maybe a perk for Night Witch Magic?

>Do you mean you want to actually be a clone of Jango or just that you want to be a soldier?
Both? Mainly want there to be a Clone Trooper Origin I suppose? Just throwing it out there, not expecting you to make a perk and item tree just because I want it.

>muffled destruction in the distance

Boone pls

Boone would work much better as a counterpart, even if Fyodor is utterly magical.

Oh yeah, lemme at them big bagle boats, love those things.

>implying anyone here is creative or well-adjusted enough to find anything other than other-the-top, shonen-style action as fulfilling
Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

Boone.

...I'm going to go with Boone because they're both Veeky Forums meme little girls, instead of actual characters

Didn't we have a Clone Wars gauntlet based on that?

I too vote for Boone.

We'll bang, ok?

One foot.

After MGE all of it.

>implying Lord of the Rings is shonen

Excellente

Well... what about waifus? That perfect significant other for you?

>I already have life as I always wanted it

Congratulations. I envy you lots.

Post the FT jump, I need to jump there.

>taking that jump
>taking THAT ending

You'd have been better off taking Murdertale, for all the good your course of action will do anyone.

Trust me.

You don't want to see the garbage we have as an FT Jump.

The funny thing is, this still loses to Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon, which has a defense of 3800.

It’s better at defending then then most monsters are at attacking, hell it’s better at defending then defense monsters, and its attack is even higher.

...

>incoming salt in 3, 2, 1...

>implying large portions of LotR aren't about hiding and walking or that any of the characters other than orcs look forward to fighting
Wew.

I don't think it got accepted as the maker just sort of ignored most of the suggestions and criticism.

>salt

For what? Waifus?

>pic

Somehow, the idea of this is better than what currently passes as BBW porn.

How sad is that.

They're implying that the Wakfu jump is a shit jump made by a shit jumpmaker. Don't listen to them, they're just shitposters.

Let's just say, we're going to expect your level of dislike for certain other jumpmakers to be applied to WakfuAnon any second now.

And it's going to be hilarious.

Can I just say, that after spending ten minutes on the bionicle wiki and looking at some of it's lore, it has a truely bullshit number of powers which would be fairly easy to get your hands on?

Also, who made the bionicle jump, and is there any bits of the setting another jump could be made from?

But wouldn't its first special ability proc, raising its attack to 3800 and making it able to destroy Blue-Eyes Ultimate?

>mfw it's literally all the psyker girl who loves chocolate
I want to be surprised. I do.

Ah well. Every day is great when you're Boone.

Don't fusion monsters go in the graveyard when used? That's at least 4 dragons right there, which is 4000 ATK and DEF, which puts it at 6800ATK and 6500DEF. Your Blue-Eyes Ultimate can go suck it.

At that point you have 2-3 Blue Eyes White Dragons in your graveyard though if you fusion summon traditionally, if you've summoned BEUD, meaning Destruction Swordsman is at 5800-6800 attack.

Cyber Stein's still banned, if not limited, and I dont think there's other ways to properly turbo out BEUD

Yep.

img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1504/78/1504787068249.pdf

Sure. But I'm planning on leaving the big capital ships for the Battlefront jump.

>muh Omnipotence
Just jump Suggsverse and rape the Chick Tracts Omnipotentlet with one dick tied behind your back.

It's an older one.

Honestly I think the worst part was how unprepared he seemed for anyone to actually start caring about how the mechanics matched up with the anime after how long it had been out.

Having to overhaul a jump's entire structure is no fun for anyone, sure, but missing the idea that an angry fan might ever show up?

If it's gotta end you might as well go out with a bang.

You don't need to take that ending to devour the power of every single monster in existence. You get scrubbed of corruption post jump, if it remains corruptive or not is up to you.

If both monsters are in attack position with the same power they die, but if one's in defense both stay intact

>dislike for certain other jumpmakers

...what? I don't dislike Bancho

Thanks, I will make a build now.

>he said, as if there was any use in hating a dead man

Nobody remembers who did the Bionicle jump, all I know is it was the only LEGO-related jump before WakfuAnon left that wasn't his.

Shut up before the thread gets dumber
And it is going to

Frankly, while Fyodor is nice for a comic duo, there doesn't seem to be enough of a character there. also vintage Veeky Forums memes

>Sure. But I'm planning on leaving the big capital ships for the Battlefront jump.
That will offer the ships themselves though right? Shouldn't blueprints be fine.

Also perhaps a droid factory for producing our own droids?

Really why have a mook droid army when you can have an army of comedic sociopath HK droids?

Huh. Didn’t notice that. Nevermind, that’s pretty crazy.

Neat. Wait, by big battleships, do you mean big like the Malevolence or just Providence-class like Grievous’ Invisble Hand?

I wonder what Druella looks like when she isn't more corrupt with Demonic Energy then Monster Girls literally made out of pure DE.

wait, shit, I was thinking of whathisname in fyodor's throne

>who made the bionicle jump

Nobody knows.

>is there any bits of the setting another jump could be made from?
Considering how the jump seems to be purely focused on Early 2000's Bionicle / Matorans, you could feasibly go for 2010+ generations and Spherus.

So it is a no on the clone thing then? Ok.

Dominic?