That DM

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For when you're playing Traveler:
youtube.com/watch?v=MDXfQTD_rgQ

>DM makes a homebrew setting
>Uses some common fantasy setting terms like "Demon" and "Fallen angel" abnormally.
>Does not explain this very clearly.
>Gets mad at people who misunderstand what he means or make "bad" assumptions about supernatural creatures because they revert to the normal assumptions about them.

that's pretty bad, but if he starts playing youtube.com/watch?v=IRixzwZl6Z8

right when an NPC conversation gets awkward or weird or worse, he's not That DM in my eyes any more.

>metagaming

>enter a tavern
>some alcoholic in a striped shirt says ill soon wear his sword as a shish-kebab
>all the while this is playing
youtube.com/watch?v=i9X2L4nJCZE

or this one youtube.com/watch?v=02NdOJW3VL8

Good stuff.

But any shanty you can't shout isn't really a shanty. vimeo.com/61566045

I cant post it from my phone but what abouy King K. Rools boss fight from classic Donkey kong country. Someone pls post so anons can appreciate it

Never mind found it. Check this dank remix. And if you dont think this is 10/10 you have shit taste.

youtu.be/bxx9UqvalII

I gotchu phoneposter

youtu.be/tkgfDbDkeJg

Is nice.

First thing I though of, though Banjo Tooie was the first game I chose to have rather than getting as a surprise present.

>sea port tavern
>youtube.com/watch?v=A4jc9RAUT6w starts playing

>enter a tavern at a sea town
>DM plays this song
youtube.com/watch?v=Wg5NIYBGwQI

>he plays this
youtube.com/watch?v=iPAr7kL-mmg

>he plays the only song worthy of note
youtube.com/watch?v=KYtqEfFicaM

Holy shit I love this

>We're traveling adventurers, hanging around and doing quests
> Party leader gets accused of stealing some sacred vessels from this temple.
>The proof brought that he did it? Well, our tree spirit said he did it. No, you can't cross examine it, only us hairy savages know the secret mysteries of communicating with the all knowing tree spirit.
>Refuse to turn him over to stand trial and execution for a bunch of retards whose notion of due process is huff a bunch of incense in front of a large oak.
>Excpect to sour relations with these retards.
>Do not expect what actually happens, which is EVERYONE thinks we're harboring a blasphemous felon.
>Literally get attacked by angry mobs while town guards turn a blind eye.
>Other temples close their doors to us.
>Ask DM what the fuck
>"You live in a superstitous society. Most people really do believe in sacred oracles, and you know, a lot of the time they're right. You should be glad I'm not demanding Willpower rolls from the rest of the party not to turn him in."

uh I think your missing the point of the thread here, mate. This is a that 'good' dm thread.

>enter a pirate town
>DM plays this song
youtube.com/watch?v=ZohwuRsZ2s8

Umm OP....you're aware that the good version of a "That Guy" is a "This Guy" right?

>what is meta

>enter a tavern at a sea town
>DM plays this song
youtu.be/hqVsp5uM6Gs?t=54

I came here to post this.

>Expect "What shall we do with the drunken sailor?"
>It's motherfucking Spongebob
I accept this, for a lighthearted campaign at least. You know, the kind of pirate campaign where everyone plays a bunch of "evil" pirates whose most evil plot is stealing all the king's pants and demanding one million gold pieces in ransom.

>Enter a tavern at a sea town
>The patrons start singing a sea shanty
>DM plays this song
youtube.com/watch?v=teKGPxr86ME

STOP
THE NOSTALGIA HAS HIT CRITICAL MASS

I still like RS3 and wish it wasn't ded

merry christmas for you, you awesome bastard. I did never check if shinesparkers made something after harmony of a hunter 2. real thanks.

i dare'd not to hope for this one

>players are traveling the wilderness
>DM plays this song
youtube.com/watch?v=a9qVyJPCQpI

>Those two NPCs we can never get rid of show up

youtube.com/watch?v=IRixzwZl6Z8

?>him that dm
>this dm like combat
>make big combat monsster
>everytime come out skin of teeth
>hmmm
>them dm make monster stronger
>but without making it out of chalenge rating?
>CHARACTER LEVELS
>be me
>in dungeon
>bros ranger elf and samawar dwarf
>be human magus
>sudenly cleric battlepriest druid ogre monk appear
>him quickpaw attack and 360 quisk scope all of us
>-11 ranger -13 warrer -10 me
>hmm
>get knocked back 15ft but thats cool
>ok, ranger gonna knock an arr-
>NOPE BELT OF BATTLE
>OGRE ELF -41 -44 -42 FLURRY
>ELF !!DEAD!!
>dwarfbro timon axe special
>the boomerang failed.
>FUCK
>i can do this
>ready a fireball
>throw fireball
>OGRE catch SPELL SNATCH and he flings it as a punch to the dwarf
>nat 20
>-119 dwarf HP
>DWARF !!DEAD!!
>get up and call dm a cheating bitch
>say how he so powerful
>him say without brake a sweat
>with smug look on his face
>;) "him'st have wbl 3 toons"
>3 toons
>3
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

oh jesus christ i didnt need this association. God fucking damnit

I fuckin' love this song.

I have slayed so many motherfuckers to this song in various online games, god damn.

was gonna post
youtube.com/watch?v=KFWhtLGvIAc&list=PL1LiGSe86eAE4AFCmS_cOu49a0dJ1NXGE&index=70
as soon as I saw the thread

>start in a bar
>ask for drinks
>dm asks me to make a fort save and a strength check
>uh okay
>explains that I am rolling to pull myself off the bar I am impailed on
>wew im at half health starting off
>btw roll initiative, that thing that just slammed us into the spiked wall is still here.

TEE HEE HEE

>Sailing boat through crazy uncontrollable waters
>Crash into the docks of a sea town, wrecking the ship and others along with it
>fly overboard face first into the ocean side tavern,
>DM plays this song while narrating the events

youtube.com/watch?v=yJgZ-GiPlvM

Music tells a story anons. Could be a lighthearted comedy of a campaign.

holy shit this takes me back

>When a plan starts coming together
youtube.com/watch?v=povkoZE3hZ4

>When the plan starts failing horribly
youtube.com/watch?v=XUvQ7m4p1VQ

>Boss battle
youtube.com/watch?v=f5glkFSCuMI

As a GM I used this song the last time my players entered a seaside shanty/tavern.
youtube.com/watch?v=vJqqdBtn4EU

choo choo motherfucker

I'm not sure if this is a fantastic or terrible way to start a campaign.

shed a single tear

miss you bro

What the fuck

3 toons ;)

>my character drinks from his cup
>the cup explodes for 800 damage
>what the fuck
>cups mean hand grenade in this game, you drink from pitchforks you dumbass

Its posts like these that make me wonder if there are robots that are designed with a neural network to adapt and grow more real by shitposting here.

Look at that how the fuck does a human being degenerate their brain to neanderthal levels to form a post that fucking awful?

> i roll to mind control players

what the fuck is a timon axe

I mean I have no fucking clue what he's talking about, or if he's even approaching a rational thought, but a quick search led to this:
doom.wikia.com/wiki/Timon's_Axe

Maybe the dudes been up for 3 days on a Hexen binge. Probably the closest we'll get to understanding.

Patrician, sir

I so much want to be in a goofy, swashbuckling "pirates" campaign. It's a long time dream that I know will never happen

Barring that, a game of Poison'd would be good, too.

No. Uh uh, bruh, Neandertals ain't ever done nothing to deserve being compared to that kind of willful idiocy. You apologize right now.

Dubyah would actually make a great DM from what I've heard from friends who met him once at a White House event. He's not a good politician, but he's friendly as fuck. Great guy to go to a bar with, and he's got enough stories to fill a campaign as inspiration goes.

Are we posting sea shanties?
youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw

Reminds me of what someone in my party said when we got a new player
>"can I roll to talk to the new guy?"
Now we're not allowed to ask for rolls.

youtube.com/watch?v=chILw64HZMw
For when the players make a mockery of whatever's going on and you roll with it.

Have you tried not playing D&D?

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?

>hfw he got away with killing several millions

Why is this allowed

Christmas Miracles

EHRLAY IN THE MORNING

>enter a tavern at a sea town
>youtube.com/watch?v=xi_NaIwQmuY plays

kek

RISE INTO THE STREET

>linking the bruddit doomer-endorsed SEO cheat wiki

The beam over the dude on the right's head is really fucking with me.

What does D&D have to do with this?
Or, is this some subtle troll.
I hope it's trolling, but I'm betting on stupidity.

Stupid players and GMs gravitate to the shitfest that is D&D, because it's bad design drives away good players and because they're too much of casualfags to actually explore anything that they haven't heard about on youtube.

99 times out of 100, you can eliminate all problems by not playing D&D, even if they're not directly caused by D&D's shitty design.

Eh...

You know what? Imma give you that one, although one could substitute Fate or WoD as well.

>chrisas game
>dm introntuce hims dmpc
>its jesus christe
Oh common what the f**k

>session ends
>DM plays this song
youtube.com/watch?v=tkzY_VwNIek

You reminded me of the ginger halfling that kept showing up in my campaign.
Wish we had played it in english so I could give him a leprechaun accent. The party tried their best not to kill him and imprison him but god damn, did he ever come back again and again.

>he plays this
youtu.be/PVu4UR5Zarw

my buddy worked security for a few of his events (EOD), and accordingly the Secret Service adored the Bush family because GHWB and GWB were both incredibly friendly and generous, frequently buying lunches for their staff and the SS. in contrast, Bill Clinton was too busy to notice them but he was charming on occasion when he did talk to them (fair, I guess), HRC was a frigid bitch who would have them shuffle around out of her way, and Obama really liked having them around so he could have pickup basketball games on the fly.

Came to post this - but the original. Glad to see someone beat me to it.

youtube.com/watch?v=XziA0L2zmBg

I'd like to listen to the rest of the songs in this thread, but I'm busy now...

It takes a decent amount of creativity to be this broken. 7/10 pretty good. Wish all shitposts could be this fascinating.

Party enters the first town, then plays this...
youtube.com/watch?v=Fm33MMa9d_A

Ever run a Fallen London game? How did it go, and what system did you use?

>not posting the original Stan Rogers version

How much of a fucking pleb can one person be?

How Has no one replied to this motherfucker

...

>DM
dropped.

youtube.com/watch?v=Iz83Z4qXclI

Sadly, I have yet to.

My DM has been on a Witcher kick since 2014 I fucking swear.

Every fucking sidequest on a campaign by him is the fucking same.

>Oh there's a monster killing motherfuckers, please kill it brave adventurers.
>Turns out it's a person who was cured.
>Cure the curse.
>Get pittance of a reward.
>Become villagers personal therapist and settle whatever conflict surrounded the curse.

Look, I get why The Witcher is easy to jack. It's storytelling is by nature episodic, flows well into a campaign structure and grimdarking up fairy tales is fun. But if you're not going to take the fun thing about The Witcher, the aspects that make it closer to Shrek than it is Lord of the Rings, then you're basically just making stories with nothing but shitty bitterness. Shitty bitterness isn't fun.

>the fun thing about The Witcher, the aspects that make it closer to Shrek than it is Lord of the Rings
the fucking what