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What did he mean by that?
Me on the left
It's almost Christmas so here you go!
>OC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>You will never become a girl
>Go to Ghost in the Shell and get a Motoko pattern cyborg body.
Is that cheating?
>You will never become a girl.
>Go to Ghost in the Shell and get a Motoko pattern cyborg body.
Magic will prevent you from doing that.
What if I get one but it has a penis instead?
>tiny OC again
not that OC is bad, but the cyoas are getting shorter and shorter this month
>What if I get one but it has a penis instead?
Nope, sorry, but becoming a trap would be fine.
>The Adventure
I now can go wherever I want. There is no place in creation that I can't go.
I don't want no ship, I don't want no thots and I don't want to be no girl.
necromancer update when?
>Not that OC is bad, but the cyoas are getting shorter and shorter this month
It looks like my next CYOA will be about 5-7 pages long, perhaps even longer than Nemesis. I only made this CYOA to put something out for Christmas since some anons plan to celebrate Christmas here and I'm a generous and merciful god.
Empire Revival is postponed until February or so, the layout is halfway finished but due to the nature of it that includes Politics, Laws, Units, Companions, Items, World options, etc, it's going to be a really long time.
Though I'm working on this new CYOA, everything is drawn out and descriptions are ready, should be done in Christmas eve or after.
This is the first time I've ever picked the little girl option because it's the only on that doesn't make me a god that doesn't need to lift a finger to have all my wants and needs met. I mean, I can just buy my way through things but it's not as ridiculous as the others.
I pick fantasy/smut genre.
Spaceship.
The Adventure is a no brainer still
>No Saber will love you
Caster Superior
But what if my Saber is a Lancer?
Adventure thx
it better have a lot of cute waifus
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Does saber mean saberface or saber class servant?
>Caster Superior
Calm, flexible meganeoneesan for me.
>Fate related something
>Superior
I want Fatefags to go and stay go
The Harem
>If you choose adventure you can't be the little girl
>If you choose little girl you can't adventure
You bastard.
>But what if my Saber is a Lancer?
That would be okey, the definition of Saber I intended was that of saber clones not the actual saber class.
Looking good.
See this
Every additional exclamation mark inflicts a small child with cancer Tok.
I don't know much about Saber or how many of them there are. So I choose:
>The Spaceship
Access to two new universes full of xeno technology to assimilate. No way I'd leave the spaceship outside my home universe though. Not interested in getting mindraped/soulraped for all eternity.
Will it have companions?
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Going by RAW, The Little Girl actually only forbids adventures that're both dangerous _and_ exciting.
One might also argue that with the true immortality, there wouldn't be much in the way of danger for you anyway.
Yes, once the infantry and equipment are listed, I'll add companions. I did plan on also having the user to choose Panzers and Aircraft, but that's TBD, I'll finish the layout first.
>OC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>'And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.'
I'm excited desu, just please make sure that it's not all Waifubait and have it some companions that can actually be friends or be helpful than just being a moist hole.
Will there be an option for me to be a little soviet tank commander girl?
Someone post the newest guardians cyoa.
No I mean an non said "everything is white" and that's the one I replied "Yes but not in a good way" and it says "Failed to load board configuration. Connection Error" on top
shhh... he might correct it and i won't have my magical girl fun
Superior Christmas OC
good taste
you may notice theres like 5 TM banners, its going nowhere
>Panzers
Thanks, it'll look even better once I finished the other pages.
There will be other characters from other Divisions, such as the Armored, Aerial, Support, etc. I'll make sure there's a good mix of Male and Female characters.
>just being a moist hole
I'll make sure that they're useful and also have a moist hole.
You can't be the little girl, but there's a little girl companion.
Can I be her Oneesan subordinate?
>You can't be the little girl
Stopped reading right there
You fucking autists, I updated it just for you!
>Historical WW2 CYOA
Holy shit I don't think there's one like this before. Other than "For the MOTHerland CYOA", I can think anything else.
please finish this asap
Why does the ship even have an option to jump to 40k universe, surely there's easier ways to commit suicide?
Adventure anyway, Saber is a shit waifu
The adventure
it says no badass spaceships, but theres nothing stopping me stealing some laserguns
>little girl companion
I'm okay with is.
I recommend getting a different Font for the Nazi Germany headline. We replaced the Wilhelm-Klingspor-Schrift for the exact reason of it being unreadable in occupied territories. Try to get the Tannenberg font, which looks like this: schriftgrad.de
Goddamnit tok what do you have against magical girls?
>unreadable in occupied territorie
Huh really? It looks aright to me.
The Harem ezpz.
>You will never experience any adventures
But that rules out all the Ghibli-style heartwarming and charming adventures a la chasing butterflies and hunting (nonexistent) ghosts with friends.
It also says you can't own the spaceship. Nothing about borrowing a buddy's badass ship to fly around in for a while. It's more effort to get that buddy and you'll probably just use lame spaceships most of the time, but that rule is a lot easier to circumvent than the others.
That was the actual historical context: We phased it out because people ignored orders they couldn't read. Thought it might help a bit with immersion/readability.
>own
so stealing is fine?
>fake cyrillic
delet this
While I know very little about Warhammer and can't speak for that, I'm pretty sure the Star Wars universe can provide both of these.
Sure, or her Commissar if you prefer. You can probably tell her that there's an alternative punishment if she doesn't want to be sent to a Penal battalion...
>not wanting to be a super soldier man that is chosen by the gods to have heroic adventures with cute sluts and lolis
why
I'd been thinking that it was somewhat hard to read, I'll see it with the next update.
is there a better font
At least Revival isn't dead, that's nice to hear.
Will there be an option to be member of 27th (Penal) Panzer Regiment?
>why
Because i want to be a super soldier loli that is chosen by the gods to have heroic adventures with cute sluts and lolis
Are these actual quotes beneath the factions? If yes, would you mind adding who said it?
>is there a better font
I don't know, I'm just triggered because your Soviet Union's O is a Russian F, U is C and N is I. Anyone who can read both won't find it cool I think.
>5-7 pages long, perhaps even longer than Ne
I'm already salivating
I haven't researched much of the Panzer/Armored and Aerial Divisions, but once I finish the Infantry I'll look into it.
They're from Red Orchestra 2, Campaign (online) intro, though I've rephrased a few lines to fit it in the CYOA.
Most posters here I assume is American, so I don't think Russians will notice it. It's the only Cyrillic font with decent Aesthetics.
If you're calling the german troops by their german terms ... Infantry is Infanterie. With an additional E.
And Front Line Troops is Frontsoldaten. Or, if you want a less formal term, Frontschweine (which they called themselves since WW I).
Another infantry choice you might want to include is the dreaded Waffen-SS, which wasn't as much political police as the rest of the SS, and a paramilitary wing of fanatics serving at the front instead.
And don't forget, when you get to it, the German term for airforce is Luftwaffe. Has a nice ring to it. I could get you a shitton of information about it since my father's an affictionado, if you want more.
Still don't understand the appeal of that whore
Thanks for the info, I avoided the Waffen-SS and NKVD since they were more on Politics and serving the High command, rather than head-on fighting the enemy.
And also the war crimes.
If You can list notable Divisions from the Red Army and Wehrmacht, I'd appreciate it, the only other stuff I could think of was the Sturm/Pioneers and PanzerGrenadiers (though felt same as the Grenadiers).
The Adventure.
Guess I'll have to make the most with my male body. Time to grab my sharinrinnetensiebyakusaiyangan.
She bore about a dozen children to between three men and personally murdered about half of them to spite their father, what's not to love?
She deserves to be executed
You're one of the biggest autists here, you fuck.
>Take Adventure
>Visit a few settings with low-tier magic taught in public education to learn fundaments
>When confident in survival ability, visit stable times for Netheril & Tolaria
Long and hard though the path to arcane power may be, so worth it considering that the choice itself doesn't really upgrade you to tangle with villains and monsters. But Eternal Youth means infinite time to hit "Archmage" status across multiple magical traditions. I can't become a girl, but I don't want to. I can't have the love of Saber, but there are plenty of better servants and countless better women I'm NOT excluded from romancing. And I can't have a badass spaceship but if I want to travel the stars I can do it in a clunker like the TARDIS or Falcon or, you know, with arcane wizardry providing me a chrysalis of livable environment hurtling across the stars
Most Waffen-SS war crimes were, as far as I know, committed by the notable SS-Division-Totenkopf. The SS-Verfügungstruppe, on the other hand, was motorized infantry mostly characterized by fanatical loyalty. Their Division called 'Reich' served on the eastern front from 41-43 in a combat role, until they were mostly torn apart, sent back to be reorganized, then to the western front. But yeah, of course they got their hands dirty as well. Who didn't?
I'm not a specialist on WW II though, and I can't reach my father right now, so more recommendations have to wait. Here's a notable german division though: en.wikipedia.org
They were encircled by sowjet forces and locked in with a Totenkopf-Division (guess which part was worse) and survived the situation, until destroyed a year later. They were the pride of Göring and NS propaganda, though.
Agreed.
Tok is a good kind of autism
So good people want to vomit when they see his posts. If he wasn't such a sperglord he'd be fine, but he is a sperglord, so he isn't fine.
Tok is a good kind of sperg
Last update, since The Adventure was kinda OP I changed the drawback "No saber will ever love you" to "No one will ever truly love you". Now it's back to writing lewd horror!
Notable USSR divisions? Panfilov's division that is famous for their role in defense of Moscow. Even got a movie called Panfilov's 28 men.
Their creed was not to fight to the last, but to fight to live and fight again, because if you die even in the most glorious last stand, the Motherland will have one less defender.
No, no he isn't.
I'm grateful he took a break from lewds, though, this latest offering is actually OK (much like "Your CYOA")
not oc tho
>I don't think Russians will notice it.
You thought wrong.
>saber
heroine
autismoe
petite
romantic end of route
nice
>caster
victim-moe/tragedy-moe
gap-moe
nice proportions (bust/ass)
elf
housewife
shares interests (modeling)
agreeable personality
loyal
and of course the fact that in the TM version she literally did nothing wrong
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Shoo. Go away. Nobody likes that knife eared cunt.
>no one will truly ever love you
Do i get to keep it the way i picked it earlier or do i really need to change my pick
well thats just factually wrong
Someone edit this to make it look like Stalin is looking at Veeky Forums
Plz
>no one will truly ever love you
It's always good to make stuff from personal experience. Good job TokHarr.
Yes, and have him be looking at Tok's lewds.
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Thanks, I'll read into it.
Still not gonna add the SS or NKVD, I still think it's pretty distasteful.
Oh now I remember that Movie, thanks, I'll see if I can update the list.
kurwa
B is the better one, if only her picture was better
if she has my ideal personality, then there must have been extenuating circumstances to justify the cannibalism.
>SФVIET ЦИIФИ
Sfviet tsyifi
>ЯED ДЯMЧ IИFДИTЯЧ
Yaed dyamch iifdityach
>FЯФИT LIИЭ TЯФФPS
Fyafit liie tyaffps
>CФИSCЯIPT
Sfiscyaipt
>PЭИДL ЬДTTДLIФИ
Paidl 'dttdlifi
>SHФCК TЯФФPS
Shfsk yaffps
>GЦДЯDS ЯIFLЭ DIVISФИ
Gtsdyads yaifle divisfi
pls
>loyal
just make Adventure the only option where your companions/waifu are not also immortal.