Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

T'au shouldn't be allowed to have auxiliary factions as it ruins the grimdark of 40k

What's his end game?

Thanks chaos bros

I guess till next month I just work on getting my soul grinders painted or sumthin

Not a Tau player but, I hope Tau get a solid codex so people have a reason to bitch about them again.

reminder that 40k Roboute is much stronger than 30k Roboute now that he's wielding the Emperor's Sword

reminder that he can now casually one-shot a greater daemon of nurgle and any enemies of similar power

Nearly done reading through the AdMech codex, looks like some cool shit. Think I will start them as my first army. Should probably read the core rulebook as well before starting to think about an army list.

Also I need to buy a few single random models to start practicing painting as I have absolutely no experience with that. I assume 1500 points is still standard army size?

To gather the Alpha Crystals and ascend to become Chad Angel.

40k Girlyman is hax

Armageddon is Imperial clay

>The Emperors sword is only a +2 str weapon
LMAO

A little too dramatic there.

fuck yeah thanks user

Primarch Power Levels (in relation to Dragon Ball characters):

Lion: 130
Guilliman: 115
Sanguinius: 185
Horus: 170
Jaghatai: 130
Russ: 135
Angron: 150
Lorgar: 80
Curze: 125
Corax: 120
Mortarion: 100
Dorn: 110
Perturabo: 105
Alpharius: 110
Magnus: 260
Fulgrim: 130
Ferrus Manus: 130
Vulkan: 115

t. Retard that will spend thousands of dollars in shitty new models because GW told him that primaris "are da best"

> Still almost die like a bitch under Fulgrim's hands

Ayyy

Gman levelled up since they last fought.

AYY IMAO.

A 25 point scout biker can fire 6 shots at 12 inches, move up to 22 inches, and has 2 wounds at t5.

Why aren't scout bikes considered great? They make aggressors look like garbage. Is it just because the models cost a lot?

Is there any point to melee plague marines?

We need more Battle Nuns in latex.
Fucking GW is letting money slip between their fingers

>all this manlet rage

all your suffering will end once you're squatted and chads take over pemanently

Curze would be much stronger as he's a psyker too

they are considered good

I
MISS
HIM

Alpharius / Omegon fusion: ???

>Templars+Steel Legion
You are a good person user.

>Alpharius
>As strong as Dorn

In the meantime I'll enjoy watching you Primaritards trying to pen my Leman Russ with hellblasters and footslogging through my killzones because your tank costs too much to work as a transport.

Guess the tranny slave SoB killed him.
Yes that model had a concealed knife.

His face looks like he was using too many drugs and that he needed something to keeping it on. Since he is a DEldar that's probably the case all things considered. Now for his evolution.

Yeah, all this xenos sorcery and warp taint must give him some extra power

If you get them into melee they're not going away.

dude, memeing aside, Hellblasters can pen lemans pretty good, ap-4 fucks up vehicles.

I meant to reply to too. Now for the current form. This one has a great
>implying
face.
I remember that.

We can't all be the games most brainlessly powerful army user. Some of us play Orks. Orks don't even have tanks or transports. Just boyz and da jump.

I've never seen anyone mention them. They seem pretty amazing on paper. 56 shots at 225pts is crazy. Is the Meta just built to ignore bolters?

>orks don't even have tanks

oi wot is this grot finkin'?

>Read previous codices just for the heck of it
>When Calgar's accomplishments are mentioned, he's honestly treated like he's the best UM ever, second only to their Primarch, with no one coming close to him other than Guilliman himself
>He's literally the closest thing UMs will have to Primarch, as the fluff is concerned
>Guilliman returns
Why hasn't Calgar died yet or turn to Chaos already? He entire existence was to be Roboute-lite. Now that Robpute is back, what purpose does he serve? Why do the UMs need him?

If Orks get something similar to codex Nids they could be doing well.

They really need cheaper vehicles and points fixes on units.

A new highly armored grot weapon team could be kewl. Ork shooting needs more dakka. Also, further fixes to the Gork and Mork nauts.

Curze seems low, hasn't he beaten every primarch he's ever faced badly?

sometimes you need someone to do heavy lifting, like when a necron pylon is in the way.

Ghaz, Yarrick, and Helbrecht were also all in that game, btw.

Does this mean that Guilliman the only primarch that lost to a girl?

I've been harping about them some weeks ago. Nobody cared. Nobody ever cares about scout bikers.... Feels like I'm the only person that actually has the models

Dunno, everyone always seems to be buying them.

>tfw want to buy these minis but afraid I'll get scammed

>Forge world super heavy

user that's a titanic unit. It barely counts. Also, it's really more of a mobile artillery piece.

How do you go from this?

I'm pretty damned fond of boobplate and chainkinis, but for some reason the underboob just seems a bit much even for me.

To this?

Wouldn't you be embarrassed to actually play with these?

Outside the bedroom... maybe :^)

You take the mask off

Not him but I’ve used Brother Vinni’s PoW as psykers.

Was it painful?

Both are good

I would be embarrassed to play against someone using them. Porn models always seemed like the neckbeardiest thing imaginable.

Still confused about the part about Belakor being the only undivided daemon prince.

>casually one-shot a greater daemon
Can’t a Grey Knight Captain do similar?

>Wouldn't you be embarrassed to actually play with these?
>Implying I even play
>Implying I even paint
Son, I don't even.

I only have 3 and ones got the grenade launcher. I never really did the math on the basic ones until now.

That's why I don't want to see Sang resurrected. Dante, especially in the novels, is seen by almost the Blood Angels and their successors as the closest to a Primarch-figure in personality and appearance. A leader of a legion in all but name. Sanguinius's shadow. Why would anyone follow a shadow if they have the original source available to them?

One shoting demon boss is nothing to brag about.
Fucking Celestine destroyed greater demons just by showing up and she is the character that other characters bitch slap to look cool

>tfw my one true calling is Orks
>tfw most of their minis are outdated and bad looking compared to all this shiny new stuff

feels bad man

Well, you can always use hotglue ;). LOL actually just buy pic related instead, because good god.

Seth dont you have children to be murdering?

Dante currently has the Sigilites job. A lot would probably happen in the years it'll be before they bring back sanguinius, if they ever do.

My Witch Hunter army is such a mess of models. One more variant won’t hurt.

Sang will never come back, the dude who said it during that livestream mixed up some names and corrected himself by saying "he is in rough shape" and these spergs took that as meaning hes 1001% confirmed alive and will be released soon

Do you mean in fluff or on the table top? Because unless you're bringing guilliman or the swarmlord she's gonna kill them. And the rest of your army.

Which primarch could defeat Perturabo while he's in a full autistic fit? I'm talking, he has already smashed his table of widgets and fidget spinners...

youtube.com/watch?v=3HcF5HpJ8bk

It really doesn’t. Yes I lose an armor save. No that doesn’t make up for the fact that 5 hellblasters only average about 4 damage with lieutenant support.

77%Accuracy, 50% penetration, 2 damage per pen, 5 shots=3.8 damage. For 165 points. Plus the 5/36 risk of murdering one of your own. Bleh.

Working on the doggie. Everything else is subassembled so no view. Thoughts?

I mean there simple existence is enough to bitch about. They are completely the anti-thesis of what a 40k faction should be.

Lore. My Celestine has trouble killing grotz. The bitch loves to roll 1s

New Berserkers when?

>a finely detailed resin cast kit

>no bunny ears

Useless. Like he and all astartes will be in a few years

They will not even bring back Russ.

Why did they have to touch muh Dangles?

>Implying neckbeards who buy fap-bait models even play/paint

He would assemble it, jerk off once, and then throw it into his pile of unbuild shit

frontlinegaming.org/2017/12/22/signals-from-the-frontline-574/

Carry over from last thread.

ITC, the premiere North America league, has been posting stats of their top tier tournament winners.

Top winners:

Chaos
Astra Militarum
Space Marines (Guilliman)

Points for the top tier armies:

Faction Average of ITC Points
Renegades and Heretics 79
Chaos 72
Chaos Daemons 72
Dark Mechanicus 71
Adepta Sororitas 71
Genestealer Cult 69
Ynnari 68
Knights Renegades 68
Eldar Corsairs 66
Imperium 66
Asuryani 66
Astra Militarum 65
Chaos Space Marines 62
Harlequins 62
Imperial Agents 61
Aeldari 61
Tyranids 60
Orks 60
Adeptus Astartes 60
Blood Angels 60
Tau Empire 59
Imperial Knights 59
Grey Knights 58
Drukhari 58
Dark Angels 57
Adeptus Mechanicus 56
Space Wolves 54
Necrons 53
Deathwatch 52

You have no idea the extend one of the local players takes his hellblasters, he is deleting a russ a turn, with a free reroll ones, firing a hellblaster when it dies, they have a 4+ invuln

Shit is fucking mental and ive been finding it hard to shift a lot of that shit into the afterlife.

its a deathstar rolling about, and also they are dark angels, so with the new codex, he can pay 1 cp and increase their damage to 3

Curze, Magnus, maybe Angron

...

Isn't that including 7th Ed stats?

I want to see the SoB, GSC and Imperial Agent list

>Khorne dubs
World waters codex soon, confirmed

Also, any interesting new Dangles fluff besides Luther escaping?

those poses are awful

Important to note that sisters, genestealers, and Dark mechanicum have a small number of hardcore fans that play the shit out of them and are actually good.

None of this accounts for chapter approved.

June through Chapter Approved. No 7th Ed.