/cyoag/ - CYOA General

I commend you for your sacrifice, Satan.

Go confront the problem. Fight. Win.

>it's a symbro appeal cyoa.

>unreasonably large asses
>unreasonably large tits

Both tits and ass are only good in relation to the rest of a woman's body. Hugeness is not a correlation with quality and, more often than not, is actually indicative of the opposite. I want perky tits and a tight ass attached to nice legs/hips. Ridiculously sized T&A is a cancer upon this good earth, in the same order as bland anime waifus and all kinds of -deres.

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See, when you put that many shit opinions into one post, I’m forced to assume you’re just a contrarian. Just one or two is fine, human even. But a whole paragraph? Come now.

fresh oc for fresh bread 1/8

FOREBODING POWER

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Those spell pictures kinda look like they’re from some Chinese knock-off game

>he doesn't like big asses

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Italics here. I have been working on a military-like CYOA involving witches set in a fantasy 1920s. The CYOA is 80% done needing to have the companion section finish and having it put together in Photoshop.

If /cyoag/ wants I can repurpose it into an original Valkyria Chronicles CYOA. The factions are all still going to be: Not!German Empire (+DEI, Netherlands, and Belgium), United States (+Philippines, Korea, and Japan), United Kingdom (British Empire -acquisition of German colonies post-WWI), Second French Empire (+French Colonial Empire), and Eight Nation Alliance + Not!Qing Empire

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They're summoner spell icons from LoL.

Truthful statistics of myriad information
Goo maid
Silent Servant
invincible guardian of ocular ability
Crystal Gem of sleep
comfort collection of lazy comforts

hyper neetdom here I come

Maybe he's lying.

>Lich

OH SHIT NIGGA

MY ICY BOI IN THE HOUSE

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I say just keep it OC

First off, stitch and together.

Second, you really should use something besides MSPaint - Photoshop or Gimp have guidelines that you could use to standardize the choice boxes, some subtler background designs could do you good, etc.

Other than that, it's pretty good. build as soon as I can be arsed to do so.

you're damn right it is

I agree, keep it OC.

Advice noted. I do have PS, I just used MSPaint because it's the style my first CYOA was in and I wanted to be consistent.

shitty b-tier choice pics?

Consistently shit is still shit.

You posted this in dead hours, good job.

You know I don't usually like CYOAs like this, but you did a pretty good job setting a tone. The League stuff is really throwing me off though.

Okay then.

I was requested to make a League/MOBA based CYOA a good 3 months ago. I tried lumping as many characters as I could into it at first, but it got clunky and they felt bland. So I cut back and just asked CYOAG for some character ideas to include.

I wanted to mix it with the design and feel of the retro Deathtrap Island CYOAs.

Okay

>But what is her name?

bubble bubble toil and trouble
no competition

Emily

>her name
>implying it's just one

lapshop

I've got to choose Highlander, since Travellers Tale is the CYOA that I want to make real.
Also from what I can gather about the Fate anime, Saber is the strongest class (for main characters only).

>none of the boob CYOAs are called Titty City
This saddens me.

Elphaba

I don't care about her gay ass name, i'm eating the shit out of that lolipop. Whole.

I know that's what it's going for between the wicked witch in the title and the anagrammed name, but I wish it were a bit more subtle, like maybe if it was actually Medea. Look at all of the Greek Mythological references and fire-based items.

Just being a Timelord vastly outstrips everything else that adding a TARDIS on top is fucking bonkers.

Has anyone here made a CYOA on an iPad before? I dropped my laptop down a flight of stairs. As soon as I figure this out, I’ll have some OC for y’all.

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Well, I'm just a simple blacksmith can net you a TARDIS, a Cosmic Cube /and/ a Philosopher's Stone so you have an endless stock of years to burn. So there's that.

>Light Book
>Cantrips:
-Heal for heal
-Cleanse for food/water
-Smite for crowd control
>Summons:
-Anivia I don't know but I've been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
-Batman, to be the brains of the operation
>Items:
-Green Lantern
-Entropy Aegis
-Masamune
>Nemesis:
-Operation Son
>Location:
-Jungle

I give the Green Lantern to Batman and now he's Green Lantern Batman. The Dads are just guys without armor, so I should be able to sword them and Masamune is good for crowds.

I want to get the Visor and the Helmet before we go into the caves, so we'll need to hunker down for a while. The temple is probably the best place for that. I'll pick up light-sided Revive the first chance I get too.

>she takes dumps like a truck

>All of the servants are shit
>Just like the authors themselves

So I can basically create the blood dragon vampire line from warhammer fantasy in this cyoa? I shall do that and focus more on isolationism and improvement then conquest.

It's christmas eve so I'm going to repost beri's cyoa since apparently he can't

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I'll make a ' screw with AngelAnon' build after these are posted.

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I just woke up in the middle of the night to say that you are my nigga, Merry Christmas.

Phrustoh-fel and Kriegenfist master races!
Good for privateering.
Good for ground work.
Good for supply and or gun running.
Good for entertainers and entrepreneurs.
Good for mechanics to open up shop.
Whatever you want, the simple union of the not-grineer/fremen and the do-nothing-wrong-Reich got you covered.

Space Opera Refuge Adventure CYOA: (+13,000 Credits)
Training: (+2 Courses)
>Spiritual Mentoring [Neutral]
>Entertainer Tutoring [Neutral]
Starships:
>Nameless Lander [Size: Light][Bays: 2 Light][Free Turrets: 0 (Morph Turret)] (Free)
>Broad Frigate [Size: Medium][Bays: 2 Heavy][Free Turrets: 3] (Free)
Fighters:
>Sky Beast [Size: Heavy] (Free)
Mechs:
>None
Vehicles:
>None
Attire:
>Standard Issue Jumpsuit (Free)
>Modern Local Attire (Free)
>Religious Wear (-200 Credits)
Weapons:
>None
Misc:
>Galactic Chart (Free)
>Cosmetic Surgery: Complete Reconstruction (Free)
>Spiritual Fetish (-250 Credits)
>Biochrono Bath (Free)
>Home: Bought Penthouse (Free)
Special Misc:
>Work and Play: Play (+9 Companions) (-13,500 Credits)
Companions: (+5 Companions)
>Lu Li [Neutral]
>Crown Prince Yamato of the Empire of Japan
>Lunefree [Neutral] (+1 Broad Frigate)
>Jul Oha Felk [Neutral] (+1 Map, +1 Modern Attire)
>Enrico Petrini [Neutral] (+2 Misc Items)
>Fo Da [Neutral]
>Zoya Kolosov [Neutral]
>Ji So [Neutral]
>Vega Hjort [Neutral]
>Onn Kja Ya [Neutral]
>Omnitronus [Neutral] (+1 Nameless Lander)
>Gormenartar [Neutral] (+1 Heavy Sky Beast)
>Xyras Oakwhisker [Neutral] (+1 Morph Turret)
>Nameless Familiar [Neutral]
Citizenship:
>Ming Twins Space Station: The Friendly Neighborhood
Citizen Perks: (+4)
>Suspicious
>Tax Lax (+500 Credits)
>Do Not Feed The Animals (+500 Credits)
>Youth (+1 Biochrono Bath)

>Name
Morgana de la Roza
>Education
Entertainer Tutor
Drivers License
Diplomacy Degree (Known languages: English, French, Under (tongue of the underworld), Spanish, and Xeno-common)
>Starship
Nameless Lander
Just need a ship to escape.
>Fighter
Chopter
>Mech
Industrial Sec-Suit
>Vehicles
Hover-bike
Armoured Gravcar
>Armour/Attire
Modern Local Clothes
Hard Light Shielding
>Weapons
Plasma Pistol
>Misc.
Holocommn
Business Investment (Bar)
Service Droid *Upgraded
"Blink" Implant
House *Own
Holodisk; Subjects: Business Management, Cocktail Recipes, History of the Gangs, Hand-to-Hand Combat, and Poisons
Scanning Wand
Entertainment System (Bar, Music, and Space Internet)
Nest Egg: 350 credits
>Crew
Boss Pal
Enrico Petrini
Ratan Ganesh
"Blinks" Uzo Sjel
"Boar" Paul
>New Citizenship
Rocket-Nest City
>Perks
Represent
Gut Feeling
'Ardboy
Chief

Serving up drinks and taking over the criminal underworld or at least my part of the city. These pricks sure don't know what to do with their share.

"Time to mix drinks and destroy lives!"

Alright, without looking, I choose:
>Japanese Cylinder Box
>Coffin Box
>Mermaid Box

I hate namefags because they carry the prestige of their previous projects to the next one, meaning their attention whoring is associated with productiveness. They get a boost in attention for their work with no costs for their harmful behaviour.
Meanwhile, good authors that just post their work to let it stand on its own merits are tempted to emulate them and take on names to farm some notoriety to have their cyoas acknowledged.
It's a sordid system where identity is rewarded and given the playing field of discussion, so the threads end up more and more discussions about what is whose fetish, which two people hate each other and all that distracting garbage.

14000
Slavers License
Bounty Hunting License
Phantom cruiser(-4000)
-free turrets=railgun,cluster rocket
Battle-Strafer(-free)
-free turrets=gatlingX2,plasma,lg-rocket
Carapace armourX3(-1200)
Environment SuitX3(-750)
Standard issue jumpsuitsX12
CasterX2(sonic)(-1600)
Tractor gun(-400)
Plasma PistolX3(-600)
Laser Assault RifleX2(1100)
HolocommX3(-750)
Drones(-150)
Ship Defenses(shields, flares)(-800)
Galactic Chart(-500)
Laboratory(-600)
Entertainment(bar,gym,music,internet)(-200)
Mega Drugs(200)
Augment(left eye)(250)
Holodisk(cqc)(-50)
Flat(-300)
Play(-1500)
Uzzelenot
Yolanda the Black
Prosh Da'truff
-free turret=plasma lg-rocket on phantom
Donna Walsh
-free medic pack
Tina Haywood
Karkwell Da
-4free drones
Trafalgron
Shhhh
Inner Circle
Gut feeling
Helmsmen

Just a bunch of rowdy slavers who capture ferocious beasts, pirates, criminals and other assorted beings and sell them to Gigacell-H.

>Light Spellbook
>Cantrips: Revive, Clarity, Cleanse
>Summons: Quetzalcoatl, Anivia
>Items: Entropy Aegis, Rod of Asclepius, Masamune
>Nemesis: The Morrigan
>Biome: Beach

Yo, Quetzalcoatl. Should I trust her?

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1, though it's a hard choice.

100 years to bargain? Let's see, then.

>Lapshop [95], Wicker Bear [92], Lolipop [90]
Yeah, that's all. Can't afford to bargain any more. I want to be around to enjoy all of this.

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11, your waifu

>Manifestation: Self
>Midriff: 1

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

you're*

read the cyoa

Last update, Adventure got re-buffed.

Looking for a CYOA where you travel back in time and gain superpowers. The final goals included conquering 90% of Earth, colonize another planet by 2000 of our timeline, etc.

I already told you lesbian fetishist, I don't have any use for your gifts.

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Nigger

>can jump to the 40k universe
Oh boy, what a fucking treat.

Thank you.

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wouldn't it be possible just to go get a holodeck installed on your ship after you get it

Would pick DSA if his skill was useful. Picking
>Bliss
because Battle Continuation is the coolest skill and that scene with Lancer in UBW was amazing.

what are your oppinions on stats

is damage/hp values too far?

Would it be a dumb idea to make a Tyranid Trygon character for this?

Or not even that, just a Tyranid?