/swg/ Sith fuckery edition

Sorry not everyone wants to be a boring Han Solo expy.

I wanted an aesthetic blaster, not that block shaped blaster shit from Clone wars. Anyways wouldn't a Han expy need to be a smuggler?

>wouldn't a Han expy need to be a smuggler?
I'd say no. At his simplest, Han is just a likable rogue.

I used to be confused by the obsession /swg/ has with the TIE Defender, but it's really grown on me. Not as much as the TIE Interceptor, but I would call the Defender my mistress.

So how would using a DL-44 make one a Han expy?

I'm not I'm with you, it isn't enough to make a character a Han expy.

Can I get a fully functional laat/i with unlimited fuel supply in real life?

Can I have a high paying job at SFS?

Only if you're a fresh, young face with a doctorate and ten years' experience.

Which ones would you like to see in X-Wing?

Sup /swg/, I'm bored in my office (Volunteered to work christmas as it's the slowest night of the year, and I wanted to let my coworkers have the time with their families).

I'm painting X-wing ships.

I have no idea what to do for the paint scheme on my Scurrg and TIE Silencer. What should I do with those?

Also, thinning your paint with flavored seltzer shouldn't cause any problems, right? I'm too lazy to fill up a seperate cup.

If i'm gonna be realistic i think Chiss Clawcraft, TIE Raptor and the TIE Hunter would make good WXM ships. TIE Avenger would probably be a Title card for the Advanced.

If we go by pure wishlisting I really want all the TIE Experimentals.

I'm a fresh young face with blatant disregard for how engineering was meant to be done and love of speed and solar panels.

>love of speed
Corellians need not apply.

Can you down an entire case of beer in under four hours?
Can you bang seven gram rocks?
Is eurobeat the only music you can stand?

>Also, thinning your paint with flavored seltzer shouldn't cause any problems, right? I'm too lazy to fill up a seperate cup.
Raith Seinar, is that you?

I wish- I'm watching the one market that's still open on christmas eve (singapore, and later, japan) and we barely clear any contracts there.

Seltzer from the drink machine seems close enough to water, and I don't want to get another cup.

Also, i'm doodling on a portrait of Steven Maijoor's face while I wait for paint to dry.

I agree with but would add TIE Droid to the more plausible ones.

Two DL-18 blaster pistols, a custom set of Beskar’gam primed and ready to get painted, a Lancer-class pursuit craft, and two Lightsabers based on my design from a couple years back with refinements. I can’t find the digital sketch, sadly

Hopefully this puts the autist arguments to rest about my waifu.

I want my own droid foundry so I can build and tinker all I want

>TIE Crawler
>IN SPAAAAACE

Chiss Clawcraft, like and How to make them different? Easy.
Thrawn as the big pilot, with all new cards to make him fearsome

Why does she wait until all her other ships are blown up to hyperram instead of having the first one to be evacuated do it?

Who thought the TIE-crawler was a good idea?

You don’t typically use plan z until all other possible options are exhausted

The ships are getting blown up anyway and Ackbar dies for nothing since he goes down with his.

Raith "2 hits of cocaine an hour" Sienar

Anything is a good idea if you’re high enough.

t. Raith Sienar

It was the “fuck it, let’s try it and hope it works” plan.

i.e. desperation plan

>when not explaining her orders will obviously incite a mutiny because they appear suicidal

Literally Arab-tier leadership

Here, have a updated version of the TIE chart

TLJ to have all been one big prank.

TIE ex. MK1

youtube.com/watch?v=_Hav-A05CCw

Try 'when the order makes no sense,' you dumb spic fuck.

Retard EU writers too stupid and lazy to invent a tank.

Can we all appreciate the Clone Wars gave us not 1 but 2 stylistically appropriate and clearly functional tanks?

Shut up, rapist.

>Disney is THIS DESPERATE to cover for Admiral Tumblr and Rian Johnson's complete ineptitude as a writer.

So my players are wanting to start an EotE campaign after years of Dnd and I’m having a hell of a time coming up with potential plot hooks for a gritty-outer rim campaign that they’re looking for.

Any ideas? What have you guys done?

The last thread had a few, check that. I think the one before that had plot hooks as well.

>What do you want for Life Day /swg/
The Star Wars license

Think of a movie that none of your party seen and rip off the plot but put a SW paint job over it.

Happy Life Day everyone

What would Stormtroopers get for Christmas?

Mission Vao was 14 years old when Revan deliberately and repeatedly took her into open warfare.

This but with games, I'm using the yuzhan-vong to make an xcom game

>What would Stormtroopers get for Christmas?

Laid, if they play their cards right with that cute TIE technician.

An N-1 fighter for X-wing so I can begin my Scum and Villainy squadron. It will probably never happen though... It's sad, it's my favorite ship ever since I first played the old N64 Battle for Naboo game. It's so sleek and pretty looking. I love everything about it. Episode 1 was so flawed as a film and in writing but its designs were fucking perfection.

also postan again:
reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/7l9m4c/spoilers_lets_talk_about_luke_skywalker/

She was best friends with an outcast wookie warrior, hung out with a swoop gang, and repeatedly was shown to hold her ground against gangers probably twice her age. I'm pretty sure she was fine

14? Oh fuck the FBI are gonna have some questions.

Well, she canonically survives, so yes.

But still - 14. Revan, you're supposed to be the ADULT here.

Anakin Skywalker was 12? when Qui-Gon Jinn took him into the battle of Theed, where he proceeded to accidentally fuck the Trade Federation's battlestation.

"Stay in that cockpit." Qui-Gon you took a child into open warfare. I mean to be fair he wanted to teach him to be a Jedi starting that day so I guess he wanted to get him into the thick of it?

Also desu, he already stated Anakin was good with precognition so he probs thought he'd be safe.

After TORtanic, it was probably one of Revan's better decisions

Shortly after RotJ in Legends, with the Empire shattering into many factions fighting for supremacy, and the New Republic now gaining ground, several minor worlds in the Outer Rim have been effectively forgotten by the galactic powers, many of them focusing on more strategic territories.

Left to fend for themselves, these forgotten worlds have to endure a changing climate. Pirates see a greater opportunity for plunder now that only local law enforcement is there to stop them, and the planetary governments are doing what they can to hold them back.

This allows players to have a number of options on what to do.
>Do they offer their services to the planetary governments desperate for protection?
>>Can be anything from privateering, to smuggling in weapons and gear for the local defense forces, or helping the planets band together against the new threats via diplomacy (or maybe even trying to convince one of the nearby Imperial warlords or New Republic generals that this area is worth protecting).
>Or will they be among the predators raiding the forgotten worlds?
>>Maybe they're part of a greater organization, like the Hutt Cartel, looking for new places to exploit. Maybe they're aspiring crime lords looking to get their start. Hell, maybe they're opportunists looking for a new seat of power. Threats for them could come in the guise of mercenary bands the planets hire, or returning galactic authority.

Annie was 9, but that just gives more weight to the argument that sometimes child soldiers are the way to go

I'd be more worried about the wookiee.

She was the only one who could get them into the black skulker base, to steal back the swoop part, to win the race, to rescue bastila. In the beginning, all it was was a rather sedate gang skirmish, which she was already a part of. It was only after Taris got Tarkin'd that she stuck with the group because at that point she's a war orphan with nowhere else to go.

I had heard he was 12 somewhere, and that Jake was a 9yo playing a 12yo. Still fucking young lmao.

Question: Why are Twi'leks attractive?

They're base line supermodels that are exotic enough that the variation adds to the beauty rather than detracts to it. Plus a lot of them are dancers, and there's some primal attraction that clicks with a lot of people when it comes to that sensual kind of dancing. Thats my interpretation anyhow, make of it at you will

>mfw TLJ

>Why are Twi'leks attractive?

>Resemble humans in most of the ways that matter
>Exotic skin colors
>Typically under-dress by human standards, either due to cultural reasons or due to often being dancers or slaves
>Are often in submissive positions in society, which appeals to both the wannabe doms as well as the white knights

yes, I too remember how TLJ presented the rebels as a rigorous, hierarchical, tightly structured navy unit operating on strict professionalism and according to real-world military doctrine

Same reason Asari are attractive.
They're controlling your mind, man! Secrets in the head tentacles!

pretty much same, comfy freighter- with jolly crew, and a few zippy fighters to go racing in.

Well, your last two points are more a result of them being attractive rather than a cause of them being attractive. Twi'lek females happen to be hot as fuck by most peoples' standards, so they get sold into slavery or become sex workers.

If the Rebels were those things, Admiral Danger Hair would've told Poe (and other command-level officers) about her plan, because this is how competent officers work.

Civilians have some serious misconceptions about how officers in militaries work.

...

Are there twilek slavegirl breeding camps to meet the demands?

Oh, I was responding from a viewers' perspective, not an in-universe perspective.

>Question: Why are Twi'leks attractive?
because 100% of artists who draw twi'leks draw them as pornstar hot and they otherwise look like humans

Whoever it was asking about that smut fic a few threads back, it was this:

archiveofourown.org/works/10943235/chapters/24350682

Porn, obviously. Also smug twi'lek (male) segments.

Cloakshape or Z-95?

Imo, the Cloakshape wins on price, performance, and potential for modification.

>10 BBY
>paying the Incom premium like a good goy

ho ho ho

Just wait.

When the movies starting bombing, it'll only be a few years before they decanonize the Mouse Wars or go back to the old Legends continuity.. We had the exact same scenario with the old OT Marvel Comics and Splinter of the Mind's Eye novel being decanonized during the 90s until the Prequel era.

>my waifu

I don't even care about this argument, but she's barely a 5/10, user.

>star wars enters a constant cycle of decanonization and recanonization with every trilogy

>won't waste money on guns for crew
user, are you dumb?
suzymchale.com/ruspace/soysurvive.html

The soviets made a special gun just for their spacemen. The Americans never did, because presumably they didn't need to worry about an astronaut ever landing in Siberia.
If they did it at the very start of the 30 year Soyuz program, there's no reason they wouldn't do it the moment we're sending spacemen to planets with actual life.

You and your shit opinion can just fuck right off

merry christmas and happy life day to you and your waifu tho

I love how the new movie is pissing off all the white alt right males who think star wars is theirs.

...if Holdo can actually fire that blaster, I'd be willing to knock her up to a 7/10. That, and if she was basically just Space Edgeworth.

Same to you and waifu as well.

TLJ was deconstruction, IX will be reconstruction.

They fucking spell out the themes. "Let the past die, kill it if you have to" is the gatekeeper. If you can't accept change, the franchise is done for you and has been for decades.

"That's how we win, not by destroying what we hate but saving what we love". Don't waste energy over dumb meaningless shit because you don't like it. Hold dear what you do like. If that's just the OT, or just ANH or ESB, or that's just OT+R1 or whatever, that's fine. That's what you love, hold on to it, and others will hold on to and build up the thing they love also. Something new will grow, and it'll be new but maybe it'll have the stuff you like. But if you can't get past step 1, then the franchise will shed you like water.

It takes more than upsetting /pol/ and Return of Kings readers to get a 52% approval and 3.2/5 average score on Rotten Tomatoes, honey.

movies like the new ghostbusters kinda disprove that

a lot of angry people will drown out a bunch of happy or disinterested people who don't bother to log onto a website to leave a review

You tried this strawman with Cisbusters and it didn't work for that movie, either.

Naboo fighter. :(

Cinemascore is an A, though.

One simple line about a possible spy could have waved this away. Though Poe would have looked more like a giant scumbag.

>its just a beretta with a flashlight + butane torch on the end

good lord.

I forgot Holdo's name after seeing the movie. I still liked her though, half because Jurassic Park was my favorite film of all time growing up as a wee lad.

Another one for Clawcraft, and N1, Miy'til too

>Though Poe would have looked more like a giant scumbag.

Basically, Rian Johnson - who has one successful film ever - couldn't think his way out of the trap. He had to do his first year film student "oh, it subverts expectations" thing, which meant Poe had to amount to a nothingburger...but he also knows Poe was insanely popular for a bit character with viewers across all demographics, so he couldn't use the 'spy in our ranks' band-aid. So he just ignored it and hoped for the best.