Choose one

Choose one.
Now explain how you would play them as a character in your preferred system, with a reason to be there and something that makes them more than a collection of fetishes.
Personality, class and the like are all up to you - the only thing that's ironclad is the body.
For extra points, imagine you're playing them with a group of relative normies, who don't care about a female character but do get uncomfortable around sudden sexual content.

I'm honestly interested in seeing whether Veeky Forums can play or even write a faceted, human, mature character based on J, for example, or indeed a character whose appearance doesn't immediately translate into a perfect personality or one wholly dominated by a single fetish - because appearance and personality, especially when it comes to attractiveness, get consolidated by this board a lot.
Even in the real world, though, someone can be a looker or a monster in bed and still take up a different career, develop a personality deeper than "double entendres and accidental tit slips" - and I think it's forgetting that which makes this board stick in a rut sometimes, because you can't make a good-looking character, a female character or in general a character who's different from most neckbeardoids on here without a hundred people coming in screaming how it's wish-fulfillment and fetish garbage.
For the people who want their little girl fantasy, just write the character profile in first-person, and good luck still not having it set off alarms.

B.
I smother enemies to death with my tits.
That is all.

>A character can look however you want in imaginationland
Don't describe your female character in fetish terms, and its not a fetish character (as far as anyone else knows).

Your "challenge" isn't hard, it's stupid. (And probably bait?)

K. Start using tattoo based magic by inscribing my spells onto my skin. When I run out of skin, I'll start inscribing the inscriptions onto different sets of clothes. The more fabric the better, since it gives me more room to work with.

Use different garments for different situations, have the tattoos on my skin serve as magic to get me out of a jam where my robes get damaged or removed from me.

>A-L, excluding K
A normal human female lawyer, knowledgeable and competent, with normal human emotional relationships.
>K
Works at a record store.

>I'm honestly interested in seeing whether Veeky Forums can play or even write a faceted, human, mature character based on J
Human fighter girl #4002

He has made this thread three times today. It keeps getting deleted.

OP I get that you think you have some well thought out 'gotcha' here, but you don't. Once you make clear that the real plot of the thread is that you think people are too stupid to write a character all anyone has to do is write a character and then attach one of the images.

Maybe you honestly think everyone on here is actually that bad at writing, but I doubt it. More likely you're just bored and want to make yet another thread about fetishes, granted you try and disguise it as the opposite but at the end of the day its still just one more Veeky Forums thread about fetish shit that we don't need on the board.

You seem to think you're being open-minded, but depending on your definition of "fetish terms", it can be stupidly narrowing and limiting for a roleplayer.
People are good-looking in the real world. This is a fact. People use these looks for something and they make an impression on people - this is also a fact.
Then, to properly roleplay a character who uses looks for any purpose, or indeed just one who happens to look a specific way because the human body isn't shaped solely by nurture, you must be able to describe that character in a way that explains why and how they're attractive - not doing so is a textbook case of telling instead of showing, and makes it harder for the GM and other players to properly visualize or sympathize with them.

Again, if your definition of "fetish terms" is getting into niggly little descriptions of how F's rolls trap sweat and her mouth is always shiny with grease, or spend three minutes on describing how J's muscles and lips contrast and how sexy that is, then there's no problem and we agree.
However, a lot of Veeky Forums takes simply playing a female character, much less an attractive one, as proof of sexual intent, and sexual intent as grounds for expulsion.
I feel that if you want to play an in-universe porn star, you should be able to maturely roleplay how their appearance impacts their interaction with the opposite gender and how they dress and act in their career, as well as describe their appearance exactly enough that other players know what the character looks like and can all agree on a mental picture.
When the player obviously starts detailing rather than describing, and when those details take a focused sexual turn, that's where I'd call it "fetish terms".

>Based on: J

GURPS Stats
ST 12, DX 10, HT 12, IQ 11

Skills: Observation 12, Hiking 12, Running 12, Guns (Pistol) 13, Guns (Shotgun) 13, Brawling 12, Weaseling 14, Housekeeping 10, Drive (Automobile) 12, Streetwise 12

Appearance (Attractive)
Nearsighted (Mitigator (Glasses))
Fit
Dependent (Son)
Legal Enforcement Powers (Police)

>Thirty four year old, physically fit and solidly built with blonde hair and blue eyes behind dark framed glasses. A recent graduate from Community Collage with an associate's degree in Criminal Justice she is the new to the Police Department in Grace Falls, Illinois.

>Her greatest regret is not being around to raise the son she had as a teenager, having left him with her parents. He doesn't even know the truth, believing her to be an older sister.

Jesus, yeah, just make a fetish thread then. The OP shit and are just retarded.

One, and that was yesterday.
People aren't hive-minds.

You can think I'm just trying for gotchas all you want, or that I want to get off, but I actually earnestly think this is an interesting question after experiencing a few conventions, a lot of different groups and endless Internet debate.
I personally have mixed experiences, generally good, with characters like this (it's the person, not the character, once again), and I want to see people's real inputs and ideas instead of asking for opinions, which everyone has given before.
I want a general picture of how people balance the natural fact that there are sexy people in the world and their reticence towards magical realm. I know you'll imply that all humanity types are community college jerkoffs, but I've done a few papers in which I approached the seedier parts of roleplaying from a group-psychological perspective - this is kind of the same without the grades, and with in-game content rather than the group environment and metagaming being the focus.

>I'm pretending to be an intellectual so that you can't hear me masturbating through the screen.

I imagine E is into stuff like knife play, biting, choking, and light BDSM.

J and since my preferred system is HERO, this is pretty easy. She would be a fairly standard brick archetype, her powers stemming from serums she's tested on herself as a trained scientist. She started out working for a super-villain, but got tired of being treated like crap and turned coat. Since then she's fallen into the hero groove, but she doesn't really believe, she's just in it for the perks, fame, fortune etc. Prone to being acerbic and sarcastic, and is dependent on continually dosing herself with her serum or her health begins to fade.

So that's the kind of world you live in.
Thanks for the input, but I'm not qualified to prescribe medication or provide a diagnosis.
I can only laugh a bit sadly inside at how a person on the other side of the world is this serious about a snap judgment of me that's pretty firmly wrong, and at how many doors that person has slammed in their life because they work solely off stereotypes.
But seriously, if you actually think what you just said, it's worrying and you should see someone.

Do you honestly think anyone else on here cares in the way you are implying we should? If someone on this board wants to play a nuanced female character then they are just going to do it and 99% of Veeky Forums will never know because it'll be one story or off handed comment in one of 100 threads.

The only two kinds people that actually want to talk about this shit are the ones who play fetishes and the ones who get absurdly mad that people play fetishes... and then theres you I guess, trying to write papers about what a Veeky Forums board supposedly thinks about female depiction in a theater of the mind context.

>E
I dunno, I never really think about looks, gender and so on when I build/play a character. Looks usually doesn't matter when you come up with a build and character goals/motivations and personality is usually something that I have a vague idea of when I start and something I figure out as I go along.

Also I'm lucky enough to not be around players who want to derail games with erp.

>People are good-looking in the real world.

I agree with you.
And that's exactly why I want to ask the question.
If you don't see how the points you bring up only make it more pertinent for me to ask and more interesting to get replies, I think you're a STEM kind of guy.

>Thanks for the input, but I'm not qualified
You've got that fucking right.

I'm sorry but this sounds like a fetish character because you're obviously setting her up for some mother/son incest disguised as wholesome big sister/little brother incest.

What exactly do you think is going to happen? Like, everyone on Veeky Forums is going to have some kind of profound revelation that we have all been wrong our entire lives and thank god you were here to enlighten us?

>F
>Top-tier student and scholar, neglects most other things in life.
>Took up alchemy a while back and has been making swift progress.
>Will occasionally sample the ingredients - has gotten sick more than once, but has made several breakthroughs by this means.
>Prefers heavy clothing in muted hues - gray-blues and gray-greens.
>Hates the cold.
>Needs reading glasses, takes better care of them than she does of herself.
>Joined the party claiming dibs on any interesting books or artifacts of more historical than magical value.
>As you can see, loves fresh grilled meats, especially venison, and consumes them whenever she gets the chance. Also fond of cheese.
>CANNOT STAND CATS. They creep her out.

Fuck off to /h/ if you want to see half naked animu girls, I hear sometimes they're full naked.
Mods, can you ban this cunt already?

No. He doesn't.
I don't know if you would have spat that out like a bad taste or you just tried to meet me in the middle. Regardless I can assure you I'm nothing but a guy on here too late at night who decided to toss some sparks in a thread for no other reason than I can.

Now in a community where 80% of posters are just like me in that regard but more vitriolic about it, what conclusions do you really think can be reached?

I'm sorry but this sounds like a fetish character because you're obviously setting her up to eat some unknown chemical ingredient that causes her to quickly gain weight.

>You seem to think you're being open-minded, but depending on your definition of "fetish terms", it can be stupidly narrowing and limiting for a roleplayer.
Is it how a woman would describe herself, if prompted?

Or is it how someone playing a woman in an ERP chat would describe themself?

And also because she has a dick.

I'd ask if that was a fetish people actually have, but even my short time here has told me the answer is always yes.

Is not even irresponsible chemistry sacred?

>Is not even irresponsible chemistry sacred?
Nothing being sacred IS my fetish.

L
Probably GURPS
Daughter of the local noble who wants to write the greatest novel ever but needs inspiration. So she joined the party of adventurers by buying her way into their group. Her skills consist of being the most knowledgeable and well connected of them. Fighting is not her strength due to her build and need of glasses. Good rider though.

I really have to wonder if you see everything in extremes or you're just shitposting.
Take that opinion, and dial it down a bit.
That's what I'm going for - that some people might see this, think about it and through their own imagination come up with something.
Not everything has to be a pompous plan for self-promotion and worship, and I think you'd be able to enjoy this board a lot more if you assumed most people just liked to bat around ideas.
The fact that people react this differently to a simple thought experiment, even debating the legitimacy of it as roleplaying, simply because appearance is involved, shows that it was a post worth making.

I see a new buzzword coming.
>"The Whizzard Fallacy": The fallacious assumption that the use of physical attractiveness or sexual/fetishistic content in any context proportionately deprives it of "meaning" or "value".
This also includes the assumptions that "value" and "meaning" are inherently defined as non-sexual, and of course the assumption that "wholesome" and "non-wholesome" content have a fundamental, consistent and objectively defined difference that makes them outweigh instead of complement each other.
It's assuming that out of apples and pears, pears are the worst because they have a connection to "pear-shaped", and that if you have two apples and one pear, people who don't like pears can't eat your apples.

Yes. That's exactly why I want to conduct this test, to show you all how close minded you all are. In my time researching these sorts of things and interacting with rpg players I've come to the conclusion that I suck dick like a vacuum sucks carpet. But that being said I can assure you I've written many papers on this subject(fetishistic female characters for the layman) and I'm capable of making absolutely no worthwhile points whatsoever.

>Every single one is wearing glasses.
I was going to share something, but I see this is just your fetish thread and my fetish doesn't belong.

Alright, that's a fantastic response. 10/10.

I'm sorry but this sounds like a fetish character because you're obviously setting her up to be left unsatisfied about her knowledge on how commoners have sex, leading to the part of your campaign where she's raped by a gang of bandits for research purposes.

>Dial it down

Why? Who the fuck are you?

>Who the fuck are you?
He's Professor Jerkinit, from Wankwrist College, here to do scientific Veeky Forums investigation into getting himself off.

Alright lads. You can see here how the rest of the thread will go. Post character ideas and see how op can mental gymnastic them into being reduced to a sexual encounter that is purely of his own imagination projected over your ideas.


Good thread. No wonder it got deleted the other times, I was curious.

Just because she's a woman doesn't mean seeing a dirty brigand's cock is the goal of her life.

You have a fur fetish, that is all.

I never said that, I just know that it's inevitable that such a cliched character would be led into that situation if played by a man.

E

She awkwardly fumbles a teenage date with her boyfriend when an angel shows up and stabs a celestial key into her body which brings her to the astral plane where she must find a way back home while exploring her own ID.

>I just know that it's inevitable that such a cliched character would be led into that situation if played by a man.
You've spent too much time on Veeky Forums, and not enough with actual human beings.

Or maybe too much with actual human beings.

Whatever. Post feminine dicks.

I don't even need to explain that the key is a phallic metaphor.

Men who play female characters in tabletop games are not actual human beings. I can predict their actions because I am one of them.

My picture wasn't related to my point.

neither is this one

Made a 40 point GURPS character.

"Jennifer is a typical college student studying business at [insert university here], living on campus with her cat Jingles. While achieving fantastic marks in her classes, she works herself a bit too hard, at a detriment to her social skills, firmly believing that she is not attractive -- despite this being obviously opposite to the fact. In her free time, she plays League of Legends and World of Darkness with old friends from highschool."

Climbing a mountain is a fundamentally masturbatory act as you are both "conquering" "feminine" nature and raising your own manhood above a monumental phallic symbol.

That's a pretty shitty fetish. Why would anybody want to play a noble and dream of getting fucked by dirty plebs?

B

Actually a genetic experiment designed to accomplish a task that no one else is better suited for, cooking dinner at a soup kitchen. When her soup is stolen she must journey to the grocery store and buy more.

No normal human is going to describe the sexual exploits of their character to a bunch of strangers at an LGS.

Shit! Meant to post that it's based on L. Sorry!

>No normal human is going to describe the sexual exploits of their character to a bunch of strangers at an LGS.
No, but OP will describe the sexual exploits of all of those characters to a bunch of strangers in his psychology 101 class, while masturbating furiously inside his pants and claiming its a result of his disability when caught.

>Games (World of Darkness)
no recursion plz thx

Aw shit op. Did you just insert(haha like in sex) another one of your fetishes into an unrelated thing? Where's it(like scat!)
you should post some of your highly intellectual papers that you wrote.

>Meant to post that it's based on L.
It doesn't really matter, does it? It could apply to almost any of them, beyond the description part.

Your fetish is simple, you want to imprint yourself on a woman by being the first man to awaken her to her "beauty" and repressed sexuality. So vanilla that it hardly counts as a fetish, but deplorable nonetheless.

This fantasy is a sublimation of your desire to control women by forcing them to do menial tasks. By playing this character you can dissociate yourself from your own insecurities.

dang. I had figured Jennifer = J

You have a persecution complex and it is probably quite obvious in your roleplaying.

B
Actually a genetic experiment designed to accomplish a task that no one else is better suited for, fighting skinnersat a alien hunting tournament. When her boxing tape is stolen she must journey to the armory warehouse and find more.

No my fetish is dominate women who are confident who they are, and aren't afraid to speak their mind. But you're right that does sound like a deplorable fetish.

Should have picked tubby. Could have slapped on "fat" as a disadvantage.

Aww man! I totally fucked up!

I wonder if you have some sort of psychological buzzword thats obvious in your personality.

You fetishise the idea of "silk hiding steel" and have built a character around it.

My post wasn't meant to be an inquiry into your life, I am simply stating the "fetish" that your character is based on.

Alright op. I'm out, I wish you many more hooks before the next time you repost this. Sayonora

Now you aren't even trying.

Thanks Freud

さらば

A simple character requires only a simple response, anything more would be disingenuous.

i play all of them at the same time. i am also the dm. the system is RIFTS.

>basing characters on fetishes

Not what OP requested, but sure I'll take it. Though OP knew exactly what he was getting in when he made this thread, so I suspect he wants spunk material.

E is the wife of the old king. Very good judge of character, inhumanly patient and very capable of making life very difficult for people or making sure they have accidents. Heir to one of the major trading port cities in which she has considerble influence. Has been bankrolling the throne for 30 years at least.

C is the king's mistress. Slightly warmer of personality. Slightly. Does not trust mercenaries or foreigners which means the party can keep their hands where she can see them. Word perfect in the laws of the realm and extremely learned for a commoner. Gets along surprisingly well with the queen.

K is the princess, daughter of the queen to be married off to the king of the wild elves of the west. She is quite happy with the arrangement.

L is not talked about at court, not openly. Not because she's a bit of a slut. She's the royal assassin.

I'm sorry but all of those are clearly just written to be raped by the Mongols when they inevitably invade the kingdom.

K and L are not worth of my comment, you have already bared all.
As for E and C I do not believe that it would surprise you if I said one of mythology's first queens is also credited with the invention of the chastity belt. These characters are informed by your internal conflict with female authority figures.

Deplorable, but typically male.

Btw I'm a girl

Tits or GTFO.

Even if you treat it like your own personal /d/ dumping ground its still a blue board.

Why did you lie about your gender instead of coming up with a female character based on the OP image that goes beyond mere male fetishism and wish-fulfillment?

Oh, I already did that 5 times. How about you do one now?

>F

>Young Cleric, fresh out of the monastery
>Skilled healer that is extremely devout
>Optimistic and idealistic and very naive
>Weakest in combat but team mom in camp

I have already done one. If what you have said is true, finding mine should be simple. My post alone is free of any and all pretension.

I'm sorry but this sounds like a fetish character because it draws on the weak and naive defilement fetish.


Is what op would probably say instead of writing his own example.

I mean you no ill will, but this is pathetically apparent, any table would be very embarrassed with your choice of character outside of an ERP session.

I was going to focus on the mother substitute traits, but your assessment is also accurate.

>any table would be very embarrassed with your choice of character outside of an ERP session.

Here we see op proving he doesn't actually play these games. The weak cleric that takes care of their party is such an overdone cliche that its probably the second most parodied outside of dumb fightman. Literally no group would ever give a single rats ass if someone wanted to play a character akin to this.

They certainly would find it very embarrassing if you emphasised the fact that your character looks like F from the OP image.

Nope. The character would probably be wearing a robe befitting a cleric and at that point the description is just shorter and overweight. Your entire basis just stems from the fact you posted a bunch of nearly naked characters.

Right.

>This cleric is short and soft, her formative years clearly spent indoors with holy texts and hearty meals.

For most games J is literally the only girl that makes sense... how would that be a challenge?

This thing reminds me of some types of experiments we used to do back in university. You show people a list of pics like that (obviously less outright fetishy most of the time) and ask them to provide as much detail as they can come up with about each person's personality, job, interests, etc. based purely on appearance.

Then you do some boring maths to prove that associate certain traits with certain stereotypes. That part is mostly boring, although every once in a while you run into some random anomaly that if nothing else is really funny. Like, if it somehow turned out everyone thought E was a golf player. You spend the next day and a half sitting around scratching your heads thinking what the fuck makes her look like a golf player.

I came to this thread with one simple mission. I am, for all my knowledge of the ways of man and dwarf, a profoundly lonely creature. I seek the companionship another being of similar intelligence so that I might be privileged to live vicariously through our favorite systems.
I have been disappointed, meet with scorn and ridicule from lesser intellects who cannot see past their own foolishness to realise their complete inability to characterize. Perhaps I was a fool to hold this board in same esteem to which I once raised it, but I have learned from this mistake.
I will offer you one final word of warning, a warning from an individual well versed in both the virtuosos of the Japanese twittersphere and the general mindset of Western PnP community. This character concept you both defend is blatantly fetishistic. For your own sakes I hope you never employ it on the tabletop.

Lol

I dunno, D looks like she can hold her own.

E is the best damn wizard of the bunch.

E is cute! Cute!~

>G

>Wandering Bard of boundless enthusiasm
>Specializes in irreverent musical comedy
>Silly and simple, yet wiser than she seems
>Surprisingly brave and competent in battle

H might make a good rogue.

Sure, but the OP listed J as the one difficult to describe without going into fetish territory when a strong athletic woman makes the most sense.

If I was going to choose one as my “non-fetish insert female character” it would probably be D or H.

nu/tg/pol/ isn't going to be able to do that.

I feel like I should recognize these, but it's eluding me.

>A
Alice comes from an ethnic group/caste that lives in autonomous warrior communities on the outskirts of the Kingdom. They have an agreement with the Kingdom, in that their freedom is respected, but they help defend the borders. As is common in their culture, Alice received basic military training and by accident was drafted into one of their elite warrior societies, even though she didn't really want it, nor had the necesary skill. She only saw action once, during a scouting mission.

After spending a required year there she decided to leave and go to a university, like her father who was very respected in the community for having a proper medical education. Alice studied philosophy and rhetorics, and after graduating decided to stay in the city, became an assistant to a courtier woman, and quickly became known for her cheerful disposition and lack of regard for social norms and manners, much to the joy of her patron. Exploiting her native culture's fearsome reputation, Alice sometimes brags about her background, even though her fighting skills are pretty mediocre.

Still, she's a decent skirmisher, which comes in handy in the turmoil that begins after the elected king is assasinated and interdimensional invaders seize power in most of the Kingdom.

>B
Bianca is a minor noble at the king's court and a member of the council for foreign affairs. She met Alice at a political conference which Alice attended with her professor. Bianca always had a rather passive stance in the court affairs, mostly due to her self-doubt and a tendency to overthink every decision, but she always wanted to do more. She always admired people who have the courage to speak and act freely, and that's why she decided to offer Alice a position as her assistant. That, and because she really enjoys ordering around a cute brown tomboyish girl.

>C
Cordelia was an engineering officer in the interdimensional invasion forces, before deserting. Shit, comment too long, can't write more.

I don't play anime fetish bait, all of these are anime fetishbait.

>mature character based on J
J is easy. Clearly some sort of combat class. Not some sort of berserk, looks too level head, focused and disciplined for it. Depending on the contrivances of the start of the campaign she could be a soldier or maybe just some one who likes to stay Veeky Forums.