/5eg/ - Fifth Edition General

What the fuck are you blathering about?
Autists usually don't have friends, unfortunately. That's a fact.

>Have a game going for 14 levels
>Last arc ended... very badly. A ton do bad shit happened, my character killed a king and literally everybody saw it
>GM is telling me to either find a solution during 2 weeks of downtime, or my character will be apprehended and sentenced to death, or forced on the run
>My character is a Transmutation wizard. I am scouring over my spell book and features to find a solution.
>The Rogue is a noble, and willing to forge an identity for my character, but we need a permanent disguise.
>Considering having to constantly use alter self
>and then I notice a part of the master transmuter feature
>Restore Youth
>Never cares about it, because it is only apparent age
>But my character is a 60 year old hag, made as an old creepy witch.
>Use the feature until I am young.
>get to 40, still not young enough.
>roll 29, bringing me to 13 year old of appearance (can't go lower, thankfully)
>Nobody knows who I am anymore.
>Rogue adopts my character as a cousin
>I am suddenly playing a loli
Fuck.

At least I can just keep playing her as a creepy witch, it just wont have the same effect anymore.

There is no RAW way to kill a Vampire excluding the following options:
Instant death by massive damage
Preventing a vampire from transforming when it hits 0 hp.

Not sustainably. More like, dozens of times a day.

I feel like Hunter is great at higher levels, with huge potential against hordes of enemies

If a vampire dies, but can't return to his coffin in time, it dies permamently.

Shit, forgot to include that.
But yeah, those three options, and that's it.
Even if your adventurers find the vampire's resting place, they can't kill a vampire until it restores 1 hitpoint, and choose one of the options above.

I remember 5eg used to be the home of awesome discussions.

That poster is gold though, he tells it like it is. It's harsh hearing the truth.

>I remember 5eg used to be the home of awesome discussions.
You remember wrong.

Oh no! A problem that can't be solved by treating it like a piñata in an RPG.