Genie Thread

>give me the power to bound magical beings to my will

I bound him to my will and now i have infinite wishes.

>wish one
I want to have all the powers of a ghost, flying, being invisible and intangible, without any of the drawbacks
>wish two
I want a fully functional second cock just as big as my first one
>wish three
Well i wish you a lifetime of happiness being free, go fuck shit up, as long as you don't harm me or my loved ones i don't give a fuck.

1. I wish you wouldn't try to play any sort of letter-of-the-wish style bullshit on me and just grant my next two wishes the way I intend them to be granted.

2: I wish I had Q's powers.

3: fuck it, I can grant my own wishes now. You want anything?

Please see

Wish for a genie who doesn't rhyme.

No reward needed. Just remember me if our paths ever cross again in the future.

So what is the point of this thread exactly?

Do I get my wishes? :D

I wish you would follow my wishes to the spirit rather than the letter.

1, I wish whenever I had to pay for something I ha the exact amount of money needed in my pocket in American money in the largest denomination possible.

2. I wish my body was exactly the way it was when I was 21, and nothing could alter it, including injury, disease, time, or a sedentary lifestyle, but I remain fully ambulatory an functional and not in stasis.

3. I wish the bodily fluids of black people reacted like sulfuric acid when they come into contact with the flesh of any other race.

The smartest wishes are usually to wish fr the capability to get the things you want, instead of just wishing for the things. Wish for a treasure? It can be stolen, or cursed, or foolishly spent. Wish for the skill and wits to make a fortune, and you can do so whenever you want. Wish for a magic item, and it can be stolen, or cursed, or used against you. Wish for the ability to enchant your own items, and you can have whatever you wish.

That said?

**Sits down and spends ten minutes throwing together the cheesiest, most broken Rifts character he can imagine**

"I wish I had all the powers, skills, abilities, knowledges, attributes, and traits of the individual described on this piece of paper, as best I understand them."

>Honestly, I was tempted to use exalted, but I don't trust myself not to go mad with power