THAT GUY Thread

>kyle comes back with a coffeelock

>starting a 5e game
>party has been summoned by a lord to do a quest
>preamble about the lord being a famously kind and generous person to his subjects
>that guy immediately demands more money from the lord
>his characters greedy whatever
>gets but hurt about the dm not giving him more money when he didn't even roleplay the conversation
>tries to seduce the lords wife into a lesbian relationship (he's playing a 16 year old girl)
>she ignores him because she loves her husband
>that guy gets even more angry with the dm
>everyone decides to explore the town a bit
>that guy heads into the tavern
>begins singing, as he describes it, anti-lord propaganda
>says out of character that his pc is basically a communist
>dm tosses him a bone and says one halfing in the tavern agrees with him
>that guy demands the halfing give him money
>he fails his rolls
>at this point he's furious at the dm for only having one npc agree with his communist propaganda
>dm tries to remind him of the preamble, and how everyone in the town is content and loves their lord
>that guy doesn't give a shit and says the dm is no fun allowed

What a fucking session.

>A personally greedy communist
pottery

>murder his character next time he pulls this shit

>Combat encounter
>Pumped up the difficulty for once
>Kyle rolls a 3, misses
>"GOD DAMMIT, WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE FUCKING CHEATING user"
>Derails game into giant baby-argument because he's not insta-hitting like usual
>Storms out
>Have to continue session next week.

Fucking Kyle.

in the groups i've played in it's normally the guy who's optimized solely for combat, so when the party attempts to circumvent combat encounters he get's pissy because being sidelined bothers him.

Better idea have the "specter of communism" attack him next time he pulls that shit.

One of the players in my group does that, but it was as a meme and he plays it well

>That dm who can't commit to a system
>that dm who springs new shit on us every other week and demand we learn it
>that dm more interested in a systems niche appeal then weather or not it's fun
>that dm smugly enjoying his no games while the group goes back to what it knows and likes

>I don't need to know. he had a knife, he knew my name, two and two, it's an encounter and I'm not going to let him get the drop on me.
He knows what's up.

My DMs have not been nice DMs.