Fuck Tolkien Elves

I like both of those things seperate. Not sure how they’d work together. I base my sand elves on berbers and Bedouin.

Elves SHOULD be like THIS!

Autism.

>Elf
>Brown
>Hijab

Stop. My penis can only get so erect.

>murder hippy mary sue - the race

>Take a race to logical ends rather than giving them tons of powers they never use
>Mary sue

Not my fault generic fantasy is extremely unimaginative.

>hates Elves
>makes something nothing like Elves
>still calls them Elves
This shit was already old in the 90s, kid.

This post reeks of insecurity. What kind of lift package did you put on your chevy?

>Elves can only be what Tolkien says they are

I own a fucking 10 year old Scion, try again.

You don't even fucking know what he says they are for fuck's sake. I bet you've never read a page of Tolkien.

>nipple rings
>silk underwear
>live in trees
>nature is survival of the fittest
>can run as fast as a horse
>never tire
>druids/shamans

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