/5eg/ Fifth Edition General

>to the point where my group has had to repeatedly tell me not to shoot my grease on everything.
That was out of game, though.

This board has gotten so fucking bad ever since trolls realized there was zero penalty for almost anything they could do. Last place I liked was /5eg/, and honestly the shitflinging on here can seriously grate on my fucking nerves sometimes.
Maybe I’ve just finally gotten too old for Veeky Forums.

Updated the Voldur race port.
Thoughts?

>Enjoys the flavor of warhammer more
My nigga

>what's your favorite UA archetype that didn't make it in
Stone Sorc and the two other sorcerers (but they need a little finagling.)
I like the tanky approach with Stone Sorc, and it feels nice to have Meatmode actually mean something for characters who aren't Genasi or barbarians. It does remind me of the old Swordmage class of 4e, but not forced onto 4e's miserable system.
Sea Sorc feels like a proper controller sorcerer, and gives you reason to take quicken spell for something that isn't Eldritch Blast or a blade cantrip. Plus it turns frostbite into the best damn cantrip in the game. Unfortunately, Sea Sorc has fuckall for decent damage options using its curses because you're basically limited to Witch Bolt and a quickened cantrip until level 5 for bonus damage, your choice of Ice Knife (which can totally miss) or Snowball Swarm (does the damage of burning hands but is one spell level higher, and has a smaller maximum number of targets due to the AOE shape.) Until *Ninth Level* because nobody thought to give Sorcerer Ice Storm. For its push and forced movement options, Thunderwave is actually really good, and the idea of blasting some fucker across a room is nothing short of hilarious.

Someone likened Phoenix sorc to a caster barbarian, who rages up and then wades into melee in some utterly insane dance with death, and I really like the idea. The only issue is the once/lr limitation

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Praise the lord! They didn't wait 3 days this time.

I've only ever played big beefy strong men.
How do I play a Bilbo Baggins type of character?

You can technically do both.
Just play a Halfling Fighter.