You find a pair of enchanted spectacles and perch them atop your nose

>Upon touching said holes, your body is infected and now you have holes
>You gain the urge of filling those holes with all kind of object
>Any filled hole will spawn more holes in your body

Hey so long as they're not human shaped it's all gonna be fine.

DRR... DRR.... DRR...

That's making a lot of assumptions. They can't see what they can't see.

Must I post the image again?

>enchanced penis size

Try putting a knife inside.