Be Imperial Guard

>be Imperial Guard
>die

Everyone has to die, user. Now will it be on your feet, with a lasgun in your hand, fighting against that which would enslave, corrupt, and annihilate all of humanity?

Or will it be on your knees?

>Be on Veeky Forums
>Shitpost

>Be Guardsmen
>Live
>Be part of History
>Die.
>Be remembered, maybe not as an individual, but as part of those who made a difference.

>Be Hiveworlder
>Shitpost on the global network.
>"live"
>Die, be remembered by a few, then forgotten when those few die as well.

>be Tau
>be better

Learn to play

>be guardsman
>buy your Emperor time to destroy Horus
>be retconned

>be space marine
>we wuz yourself into legends
>you're not even a salamander

>be Sister of Battle
>live, but might as well be dead

>Be space marine
>Become outdated and replaced by Chad