Be Imperial Guard

Because they watched Mecha Anime and the Greater Good appeals to their autistic communist sympathies.

>be Squat
>get squatted

>be Sororitas
>be woefully underrepresented both in-universe and IRL because ancient monopose models are horseshit

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anti guard fags are gonna shit all over any 'reasonable marines' approach to guard. because anti guard fags are either eldar loving heretics, or tau faggots, or MUH MUHRINEZ IS DA BEST fanboys.

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In bed surrounded by whores

The Guevesa still worship the Emperor, they just aren't as radical about it. Sort of like how you got ISIS and then you have the non-terrorist muslims.