1 tablespoon Mayo and 1 teaspoon mustard, sorry.
Cooking for game night
Someone post the /k/ meetup screencap.
I once cooked a large plate of open-face sandwiches and laid out snacks and drinks for a game I was hosting and DMing, but nobody showed up.
Just avoid Cheetos and foods like it like the plague and you'll be fine.
Here's how to feed a bunch of tendie eating gamers on the cheap.
Place 4-6 chicken breasts in your crock pot with about a teaspoon of salt, some cracked pepper, and enough chicken stock to barely cover them. Maybe a little Liquid Smoke if you've got it. Cook on low for about 6 hours, maybe turn it to high for the last hour if you need it faster. Remove the breasts and shred, and you should end up with a bunch of shredded tasty moist chicken.
Now you toss it with bbq sauce (or provide a few sauces so people can choose between honey, spicy, etc) and provide buns and maybe sliced cheese. Good sides are mac and cheese and potato chips. Easy shredded bbq sandwiches for a bunch of people. yumm
And if you don't toss it all in bbq you can save the leftover chicken and use it for a lot of stuff. Toss it in taco seasoning with a little water to make shredded taco meat (then put in a tortilla with creamy jalepeno sauce and panini that shit) or you can try shawarma spices + chicken and then serve with garlic mayo, tabouli, and pita bread. Sandwiches are good too, like a copycat panera 'chicken frontega' sandwich for example can use this chicken. Can also do chicken tiki masala though maybe don't shred it so much. Pad thai might work too if you didn't use the liquid smoke. Or chicken salad of course.
Anyway I make that a lot when the guys are coming over. Crock pot shredded chicken with no distinctive flavours, because then you can do whatever you want with it. Basically meal prep. Though if there are enough guests you might just eat it all.
This is why Americans are fat.
I've bought take-and-bake pizzas for my group, that's really as far as it's gotten.
let you eat shit then
My groups have mostly played in public spaces like FLGSs and coffee shops, but as someone who loves to cook I would enjoy preparing some snacks for the group if the right environment ever came up.
Strictly speaking, “love nectar” is better than the Cajun tradition of a women’s period blood mixed into gumbo or something.