Warhammer 40000 General /40kg/

Necrons and Blood Angels vs Tyranids

I use a cultist bomb. 160 shots that hit on 3s, re-roll 1s, and wound on 4s does a pretty fair job.

That’s the current Necron Overlord single package sculpt.

/40kg/, how do you beat primaris/marines as T'au this edition, with this lack of codex?

My friend has been running the same mostly primaris list (with the occasional stormtalon and predator) since the codex came out, and I still can't beat it even post-chapter approved.
They all have better ballistic skill, easier access to better guns, constant rerolling both to hits and to wounds, chapter tactics, and 50 billion stratagems doing everything we can with support systems for free, points/hardpoints wise. A lascannon is basically a railgun, but his repulsor can have 6, with much easier access to buffs.
Just had my most recent game against them a few hours ago, 2k points, decided to try a stormsurge against them for the first time, he got first turn, despite placing the stormsurge at the very back of the map, and leaving no room for deepstrike in my deployment, and giving it the SG and Stim, he got it down to 2 wounds turn 1, meaning it was hitting on 6+s (you deploy anchors at the end of your shooting phase, meaning you can't have them turn 1). He then also focus fired on my pathfinders with his chadmarines, killing nearly all of them, crippling my markerlights turn 1.
It took nearly my entire army shooting at his repulsor to kill it on my turn, and that included a fusion commander, a missile commander with ATS, 2 hammerheads (1 longstrike), and the stormsurge.
What the fuck do you do when they're tougher, more accurate, and have more guns than you? I guess T'au are faster but that really doesn't help you win when you get tabled every game.

Am I genuinely just a scrub, or is there secret tech I'm missing here, like spamming vespid?

>Inb4 tau deserve it for 6th/7th
We said we're sorry already! I only own 1 riptide! *cries in railgun*

A big company gets ahold of the warhammer licence and decides to make a movie. None of the producers, writers, or director know anything about the lore.

What is the worst movie they could make?

EX:
>You have a "Stronk injapendunt womyn" sister of battle teaming up with a cocky Death Korps guardsman from a small farming community on Earth along with a comedy relief ork and a beep boop robo-Necron fighting against a magic using chaos cult trying to summon Khorne.

>The Death Korps guardsman was born on Earth and spent his idyllic chidlhood playing in the large forests near his home (in m41 on Holy Terra) before the black ships took him, gave him his geenseed, and made him join the Imperial Guard.

>The SOB was never respected by the all male (for some reason) IG but she was a powerful psyker so they let her join the Sisters of Battle.

>The necron was built by the admech on mars but stole an storm bird and escaped (Storm birds have warp drives now).

>The Ork speaks high gothic for some reason and provides comedy relief by smashing things.

>They start by fighting Tyranids and then they find out the Tyranids were being controlled by chaos (chaos in general) and eventually discover a magic using chaos cult trying to summon Khorne (The Khorne). They succeed but in a heart warming moment he is killed by a heroic sacrifice by the necron crashing a storm bird into it showing that robots can feel love.

GUN
youtube.com/watch?v=yPFIudX2UIc&t=9s&ab_channel=JozoPetrovic

Wait for your new book to drop

>not having Stronk Womyn Coloured Eldar woman teaming up with other space minorities to combat the Imperium
>muh fascism
>muh allegory for the USA because Trump

You're getting a new book soonish so that should help. With your index list though - its commander spam and drones.

Any. Putting 40k into the mainstream would kill it