Choose your weapon

I choose the scroll of fireball.

Seeing as how I have about as much military training as I'll take a crossbow, with one of the "short" axes for when shit goes south and we end up in melee range.

The spear and the crossbow, please.

I'll take the wrack and scamper around it to avoid anything that's trying to get me.

If I take the trident can I talk to fishes?

Is there a musket in the bag?

Are we all unarmored?

THE MACE

DIBS ON THE MACE

Is that a peregrine falcon? Did someone weaponize the worlds fastest animal?

Its not a rug. Flatbear. Blow in on the northerlies.