That GM / That Guy Hate thread

You get banned in Warframe for referring to a certain frame as a trap, thanks to trannymods, so i believe you.

>my character was lied to about reason for doing quest
>out of character I know this lie but my character would have no reason of doubting what he was told
>trying to convince an NPC to help us out by explaining why we were doing quest
>DM makes me roll deception and refuses to let it be persuasion, a skill I have
It made no fucking sense to me or anyone else at the table and he was looking at us like we were loons.

>Your DM is literally failing an autistic test

Not the best, but I've got one.

>New-ish party, been playing for about two weeks, no flags so far
>GM has made-up 'riposte' mechanic, where you deal double damage to an enemy after successfully parrying them
>Parrying improves your armor, but if enemy still hits you through parry you lose your next attack
>Low level party, fighting goblins in a mine
>Playing crusader/paladin with chainmail and +1 2h sword
>Attacked by goblin's pet rat
>Parrytime.jpg
>Fail parry
>GM: Your sword breaks
>10lb. Rat > magical piece of steel that has killed dozens of monsters
>Procceed to get mobbed by rats and goblins, die.
>Party left with one healer and no front-line fighter.

Later he told me it was because I was doing 'too much damage' and it wasn't 'fair to the party' for me to do my goddamn job.

I had a GM who had to register as a sex offender because of something he did when he was 14 once. He asked everyone if we were over 18 during the first session.

Normally I'd call bullshit, but I recently had to sit through the hours of mandatory diversity and rape training in order to graduate.

Dude just dump it and find another group. Seriously roll 20 is a fucking miracle for not having to deal with Peasent. If you're a good player and a nice person you might make it into an in-house group but good luck with that, we hate outsiders and newcomers.

Find new players. Those people don't belong in this hobby.

This is kind of unfair, because you know how females can report you for as much as a glare and court will judge in their favour.

>This one guy in our group is that 'Chaotic stupid' guy
>Constantly gets his characters killed due to his dumb decisions.
>Sometimes takes other people's characters with his for 'shits and giggles'

>One game he rolls a rogue that constantly failed all his hide and move silent checks.
>Scouts ahead, of course fails his rolls.
>Runs into a hydra.
>Turns and runs, dies to attack of opportunity to all heads

>Another game he was running a warlock in a Warcraft rpg
>Fears an enemy and sends them running through a big castle
>Said npc aggros most of he castle including some wargens
>He ends up leaving the party to let them go ahead while he sleeps in a room
>He doesnt barricade the doors
>Gets swarmed and dies

>Another game he gets t 1 hp in a fight with a boss.(He's playing a mage)
>Fighter is next in line to go and in reach to feed him a potion
>He begs for any kind of divine intervention, despite us yelling at him.
>The dm brings in an evil god that makes him serve him for eternity, and then drains half our life to heal him before leaving.
>Everyone mad at him, as the boss ran on seeing said god and we got no loot.
>Later begs for his new evil god to save an npc that died
>God appears and tpks us in rediculous ways because of his time being wasted

Every sessions makes me hate him more.