Have you ever GM'd before?

Yes. It all fell apart so quickly.

this, it sucks when you suck at gming and can't get better because you never get the chance to try without being flaked on before, during or after the 1st session.

I'm my party's GM, though we're in a bit of a weird area atm. I started the campaign this past summer, and we were building up to this huge climax with a Hex-wide war against a Mind Flayer and the PCs Homestead. Instead, because of various factors like me having to move back to finish Uni, and a pair of players that will most likely be kicked when/if we start the campaign up again, we had to cut our last session off at basically a cliffhanger, with the party taking a short rest before proceeding with their careful plan to sabotage the Mind Flayer army. It was a horrible place to end, two of the players are cunts ruining it for everyone else, and the momentum was completely ruined. All of them want to start it back up soon which is good, but 7 months later and I'm still miffed as all hell.

At least from what my players tell me I'm apparently a great GM, so that's satisfying. But man, never play a roleplaying game with someone who plays World of Warcraft 14 hours a day.

I GMed a couple of times. They were entirely bland.

I used to be the forever GM since I was the guy with all of the books and the gumption to start shit up. Luckily for me my college group was a great fit for rpgs and nearly ten years later we're still playing and just about everyone has GM'ed from time to time. Mostly we just take turns as we feel like it, and when I do run games these days I tend to do smaller campaigns as opposed to ones that can last a year or more. Keeps things tight and lets me play around with new systems.

I'm also the best guy in our group for bullshiting out a last minute oneshot in case our current GM gets busy with life, though using Maid as my default oneshot system also helps. "Maids cleaning the Wayne Manor" and "Bloodsport but with Maids" turned out to be big hits with my group.

>I'm taking years to get my shit ready to the point it's essentially a In-joke with my group.
>I'm determined to do it though.

>tfw you finally run the game and 90%of your prepwork gets undone in the first session.

Yes. You can not give a shit about other peoples feelings, and also not be a dick. They're not contradictory. One is caring about what others think, and the other the onus is on you. You can not care what others think and still be a nice and amicable person.

Been a forever GM since i've started out role playing.
I genuinly dont like being a player and i really enjoy my players stroking my penis calling me the best GM they have.

Nah. I’m building out the world, writing it, then releasing it in parts on Amazon or something.

Though based on what actually sells, I’m not sure there’s actually a market for a story where a self-insertable Male Fighter type roams a fantasy land fucking women of various fantasy races (including a dragoness).

>I’m not sure there’s actually a market for a story where a self-insertable Male Fighter type roams a fantasy land fucking women of various fantasy races
I think there's quite the market for that. It might be more present on Patreon or something other than Amazon, though.