Character is a female
>Jesus married
Are you looking to get killed with the Saracen prisoners? Because that's how you get killed with the Saracen prisoners.
The only points that would annoy me:
>character wears full chastity gear under her clothes and armor
>character refuses anyone but her sworn squire to see her without the covering clothes
It doesn't have to come up. If you fear your DM might go sexual violence, note it down on your character sheet and IF it comes up, mention its existence. But as long as it is irrelevant, keep it to yourself.
A point I would like to point out:
>character is a female paladin
Either the character will be severely un-optimized, or will weight 250+ lb and won't be sexy anyway. Any attempt at erotic roleplay will become a running gag.
>realismfags
Not even true, either.
>Either the character will be severely un-optimized, or will weight 250+ lb and won't be sexy anyway.
>250+ lb of holy musclegirl
Jokes on you, that's my fetish and there's jack and shit you can do to keep me from envisioning her as a 20/10 amazon
>the female paladin has to be a fat landwhale to be effective in combat
there are a few of these gospels. But unfortunately, most were written decades later. often not by the people it claims. Oddly we know more about who wrote the old testament than this.
Honestly there approximately 2 that claim this. and much more that don't.
I want to add the bit the Prostitute was added much later so if this document says that she was. we can safely rule this out as a true Gnostic gospel.
There's also a manuscript claiming Jesus ministered in Japan, had a half-brother, and that he took Christ's place on the cross.
No. Adventuring is a man's business.