Actually a sugar golem doesn't sound like a bad idea.
In fact, ANY food golem doesn't sound like a bad idea. Just animate your food on a journey instead of carrying it. Pick off bits and pieces as you need to.
GOLEM THREAD
Jeremiah Perry
Alexander Morales
And we shall call him Fat albert.
>HAY HAY HAY!
Gabriel Moore
Has anyones DM ever been a big enough faggot to make them fight these things?
Cameron Foster
Yes. I screamed "YOU SON OF A BIIIITCH!" and then rolled a nat-20 and killed it in one move.
Was pretty funny, actually.
Chase Ross
Just use forks and wear cloth gloves jackass. Come on Midas. It’s justt hand contact not fucking memetic gold contact.
Nathan Gomez
Yes coexisting
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Samuel Smith
>In fact, ANY food golem doesn't sound like a bad idea.
There are some food golems in an April issue of Dragon Magazine.
Cooper Nelson
UNDEAD OR ALIVE, YOU ARE COMING WITH ME.
Anthony White
So how might it function if a golem was made entirely of brains, eyes, or cobwebs?
Anthony Peterson
Pretty sure it wasn't just his hands- any food or drink that touched his mouth would also turn to gold. Dehydration is a rough way to go.