>making it quick I like to make them suffer, I want them to think they have a chance. They never suspect that the cute little girl is actually a god.
Juan Diaz
A dice table, lotsa beer, asynchronous sense motive checks and compulsion spells
Chase Baker
>They never suspect that the cute little girl is actually a god. Nah, I’m pretty sure if the GM pulled out some kind of shitty anime picture like that it would be a massive read flag that it’s the GM’s little pet character that he isn’t going to let die. Then the group can collectively vacate the table.
Cooper Ramirez
Damn someone statted up autism.
Elijah Butler
>imply I show them anime pictures Gotta hide your power level my man
Sebastian Moore
>3.PF That's more than enough to kill anyone's interest in playing
Chase Young
So that's a "Yes" to all the stats, spells and feats?
Juan Fisher
Yeah, which is why I market my campaigns as being set in a D&D 3.5 homebrew.
Joseph Walker
Not at all, only the feats and spells which I carefully selected for a mage to deal maximum damage in melee unarmed combat and be completely untouchable. I parsed through all the feats and spells and necessary scores before reaching the product you see there, which is simply the minimum usable level for the character. In practice the character would have 2 or 3 times as many Hit Dice. In higher levels of play, somewhere around 10-100 times as many hit die.
Ayden Adams
Also, to add further, If they get high enough level the players could, potentially, try and defeat them.
Hudson Perez
Not even gods have statblocks as retarded and broken as what you posted.
The moment the GM has a little girl act antagonistic towards the party I know what kind of anime garbage he's about to pull
Aaron King
So how many people continue to play with you after encountering this individual, OP? I can't imagine many.
Eli Brooks
>he doesn't want to be bullied by little girls (50+ years old)
Well, if they're lucky and don't do any stupid faggot shit, most players never learn of it's existence. However in my setting, gods are real and if characters kill enough good or neutrally aligned NPCs, an archangel is dispatched to eliminate them.
It's a blackbird that shows up to laugh at people who throw a fit when they learn that actions have consequences, and is a harbinger of doom for all who hear its cackle. It doesn't do the killing, though.
No no, that's the Magpie of Avarice. It shows up when my players keep too many things in storage, like unused magic items or gems that they forget they have.
Easton Anderson
But does it swoop people?
Caleb Harris
I wanted a mage who specialized in physical attacks.
Brody Baker
It swoops down and into Bags of Holding, then swoops back out of them, carrying whatever long-forgotten magic item or bauble caught its eye.
Gabriel Baker
>the PC in question is so good at the game and lucky that they defeated your min-maxed designated PC killer. >they can outgame and outmaneuver anything you throw at them What do?
>players wins in an arms race against the GM You let this happen. You Thanos'd yourself, you colossal faggot. Fold up your GM screen and go home. You're fuckin' done, son.
Kevin Wilson
I'm very glad that you'll never reproduce
Joseph Ross
That won't do at all.
You need rocs carrying rocks shaped like rocs to do the job.
Luis Jenkins
I'll do better than reproduce, I'm going to clone myself.
