It's the only way I know how to describe it. Kangaroos are suicidal, sure. They're a massive hazard. It's like hitting a heavier, angrier deer.
But you'd find them laid out in *exactly* the same position. Five or six of them, lined up, side of the road, on the road in a line, across the road, diagonal. Heads, legs, tails, once even the injuries. They'd all be just lying there i the same position as one another. Imagine walking into a loungeroom and finding the entire family, apparently killed at random, lying on their stomach, arms and 9 and 7 on the clock, heads tilted the exact same way, maybe even identical knife wounds or something. And none of them look like they've been deliberately moved.
So, suicide cults. I can't figure out any explanation for lines of 5-9 dead kangas in the same position. Just lining up and jumping infront of truckies and cars at exactly the right time, waiting with a calculator to determine exactly how they need to die.
Ian Sanders
That is at once more and less disturbing than what I initially imagined. I thought this would be about cults of humans comitting suicide by picking fights with kangaroos or something like that. I didn't expect the kangaroos themselves to be suicidal.
James Gutierrez
During the day, you can see far enough to dodge the dead ones (the live ones are sleeping) and do a steady clip north of 150km. At night, you hit speeds of 40 an hour because they're everywhere and will often follow your headlights to ensure they get hit. I just don't understand how they can all die in the same position, limbs the same way, almost exactly the same distance between bodies - sometimes close enough to be spooning.
The goats are smart, at least. They never get hit.
Michael White
This is an Australia Horror thread now i guess.
John Wilson
Absolute legend
Robert Ward
Scroll up for the guy who was giving snake delivery services to cunts.
Dylan Myers
/pol/
Get back
Brody Russell
Not to mention they literally had stone age technology 300 years ago
Benjamin Murphy
Did until the 70s, when the last uncontacted tribesmen were found.
They, uh, basically just drink and eat maccas now.
