A new type of armor

Just drop by the guildhouse around lunchtime for the proofing tests.

>gals of the guild of armorers

Ulrich von Liechtenstein won't have a woman working on his armour. Especially not this 'plate' nonsense.

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Lo! It is of solide steele, and therefore thee common solder will find himself so cruelly vexed by the inabbility to contort his bodie, that he, being grately frustrated, will loth to don it.

Bu wot if I get itchie Arny? Howm I gonna scratch?

But where do the breasts go for women blessed with gratuitous mammaries?

Remove this faggot slanderous peasant impostor from the premises with haste. He shames my good name, and my bountiful love for all things wrought by the fairer sex.

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Underrated

That's nothing. Wait'll the world sees MY new invention.

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Where are the breasts?

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WE NEED TO GO BACK

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