Kobolds rule!

anybody else think Kobolds are epic?
>they laugh at the Kobold
they won't be laughing with a crossbow bolt in their neck

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>anybody else think Kobolds are epic?
not really
they're talking-things underground with very different interpretations to the point that they're barely a creature type who exist to be destroyed by player characters

Kobolds are the most epic. Infact they are top dogs, when it comes to being underwhelming underdogs. In my opinion they have good flavor, are interesting and don't get the love they deserve.

D&D should focus bullying the "green menace" - goblins, hobgoblins and orcs, leaving Kobolds alone.

Aren't hobgoblins orange?

they can occupy the same space as other adventurers, since they're proficient with crossbows and have a +2 on dexterity they make excellent long range characters, they are good with traps, large creatures are at disadvantage when fighting them, not to mention they can speak draconic and weigh up to 40 pounds at absolute max

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>they laugh at the Kobold
Viet-bolds will fill those filthy man apes with bullet holes.

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That's one interpretation, or they could be dogmen

I've always preferred my kobolds as little lizard people, since gnolls fill the canine role nicely

>start doing weekly 5e session with some old friends
>roll a self flagellating orc paladin with an extreme disgust for kobolds
>get my brain sucked out by a mind flayer
>it's cool we have a druid who knows how to reincarnate
>dm makes the roll table
>get brought back as a kobold

such is life. filthy animals.

No, in fact, the monthly to weekly "lol koboldts so koooool!!1!!" Threads on Veeky Forums in addition to the shitters who assume that every mention of goblins or kobolds means that it's time to post a green or lizard gal with an ass three times it's actual body have turned me off of both.

The funniest and best koboldt I've played with was someone treating Kobolds as "we wuz kangz" the species, because it felt fresh.