Elf thread

indeed, which is why you never let one actually do it unless you want him to carry the party.
oh wait.
>him
forgot some elves were sequential hermaphrodites now

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They aren't shitposter-kun.

You couldn't tell if it had a bene or a bagina unless you striped it naked anyway.

>if they typed out their stories you'd just state that they were lying
I would if they didn't seem believable, sure. But the fact they can't even give a believable example just makes it even less trustworthy.

D&D elves are, some of them at least.
its a blessing of their god that used to be super common but is super rare now.

This dude looks like Matt Mercer

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