Be me

California. There's a shit ton of laws in place to financial support exs....

Yeah, I'm just going to use shapeshift into Monero, and leave a small percentage behind. Offer to 'pay' out in cash, or transfer her the 15% I kept.

Both lawyers and her have NO idea what they are talking about, and it's pretty obvious. Mine was looking stuff up when he called me. I doubt anyone will put in much research to get any idea what is going on. She just wants more money after the separation...

Fake your own death. Except skip the faking it part and actually kill yourself. You goddamn LARPing faggot.

>kill yourself

...and lose all of my crypto. Fuck off.

Your best bet is to do something like that but leave a small amount (not small enough to garner too much suspicion though) in the account and tell them you lost it in some alt-coins.

larp