Where's the webm thread?

Where's the webm thread?
Guess I'll create one.

This is now a King thread.

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>he just fucking flings that bacon off his knife to purgatory

What in the name of fuck is this supposed to be

This turned into food gore way too quick

i want all of that on my wiener now

I love that one so much.

Christ no

i want to punch him in the face so fucking badly

>tfw you work with people who make slop like this and legitimately think they know how to cook.

this webm is sex

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>user why aren't you eating

is this the true american dream?

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HEAPING

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>tfw you date one

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fuck that

Somehow, is scarier than

>tfw they dont club the eel

isn't this just a reaction of some nerve endings to the heat? im pretty sure it's dead and octopus will do the same thing

10/10 Title

it is the hands.

Can't believe they actually eat this is america.....

i just want to ram my tongue down his throat

i bet her and jack have sexed

holy fuck what's that?

i dont think its the heat, its most likely something they dressed it with to make the nerves react to it.

i hate seeing videos like this on youtube because i always find my self glancing over at the comments and saying how cruel and shit these kinda videos are.
then you get the >thank god im vegetarian! or >welp, im going to be a vegetarian now! type of people

It's a joke. Have you never seen this skit?

Actual BBQ

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More like pootato chips.

This is like watching an android as it tries to mimic human behavior.

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JYAKKU

trying this with my mandolin

how many fingertips will i lose

What the fuck is impressive about this? Looks tasty, but I'm pretty sure any American father can do this.

this one isn't jack is it? how is that possible? what is he doing?

how much corn starch...?

How many fingertips you got?

has to be a troll

meat is burnt as fuck and he's just slamming shit around on the grill

beef jerky fajitas

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it's all about that double fry

there's some interesting science behind it

yeah, their energy is really weird when you watch the whole thing

I think I'd kill myself before becoming a prep cook

Ja/ck/ is probably impotent, his BMI is over 50 now

how does that get hot?

I literally just have a spherical ice mold that works just as well.

I literally just use regular ice cubes because I'm not a fucking hipster

ジャック

That's called the queen bean.

>touchnig the tortillas

You'd think they'd be able to get a little less of the produce falling on the floor.

It doesn't, it's just pressure from the heavy top part.

S A L A D N I G H T

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Post youtube links if you've got any good ones, I try not to just dump the same shit every time.

Iceberg lettuce belongs on the floor

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Is it bad I feel sad they waste all that chocolate.

Hopefully they pour the leftover back

Best fucking scrambled eggs I've ever had. Can't believe it took me so many years to learn the right way to make them.

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obviously they don't waste it.

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I'd eat it

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If you had the balls you could probably do that too. Its why she dips her fingers in the batter each time. Probably fries the dough and she gets out before it touches her.

They did something kinda similar on Mythbusters.

Though as someone who worked deep fryers erry day at an amusement park eventually you hands get pretty numb to it. I could grab shit right out of the basket as it came up and it only slightly hurt.

is it butter initially and then cheese?

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fuckin right you would, it looks great. btw one slice is 1200 calories

>cheese
That's crème fraîche

fucking asians and their knife skills

This is so satisfying.

Butter then cold creme fraiche to stop it cooking any further.

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NEAT!
Fuck Jack, he is at best an impostor and a thief.

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>that ATG mobility
I bet he isn't even wearing romaleo 2s

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God damn I love Balthazar

This is my favorite type of thread on Veeky Forums

for what purpose

>dis nigga made a non Newtonian fluid and tried to coat a piece of chicken in it

Wow. Just wow.

Or else Mao gets upset

dumping some king for your viewing pleasure

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god he just sucks so much

Love these ads, shame marks and sparks is circling the drain at the moment.

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I used to make Jack webms. In fact, I made most of the ones posted in this thread. I thought it might be time to come out of retirement and make more, but then I saw he made a chocolate espresso cake with a large amount of mayonnaise in the frosting and that's just too far. I don't think I can do it. I can't go back down that rabbit hole.

>Hopefully they pour the leftover back
Of course they do, ya goob