Hmmmm

Hmmmm...
What could be inside this box?

Bad taste and poor decision making

Judging by the box: something obnoxious

A future bout of diarrhea.

I sure hope not!

Obnoxiously delicious!

The problem with taco Bell is that everything is the same as the cheapest items but with one ingredients (like sour cream) and a huge mark up.
Not enough food or quality for a meal that runs like $7

A $5 box

First up we have the ALL NEW Cheesy DOUBLE BEEF Burrito!

It was actually $5. Not a bad deal AT ALL

The box looks like an attempt to attract hipsters.
Fucking taco bell thinks putting a gay aesthetic on their box will magically makes retards think they're hip and cool.

First bite... an umami of flavors rush into my mouth!

Oh damn. I wish I had a taco Bell near me for this then. My life hasn't hit the point where I'm willing to take a bus to eat taco Bell promotions

What comes on it? I could go to the site and see but you're right here in your thread eating it so it's easier.

/mu/ here, I've only heard of 2 of the bands on that damn thing. They outhipped hipsters to the point it looks like a word salad

But wait! Lets spice things up a little bit...
FIRE SAUCE ACTIVATE!

1 down... 2 to go.
What else could Taco Bell have in store for us here?

Lots of beef and lots of cheese.

no beans and shit? I could get into that, then.

Exhibit B...
The holy grail of all tacos. DORRITOS LOCOS TACOS!

I forgot there's also rice in it.

alright thanks. I'm going to try it later then. Sounds good. I just hate their bean paste shit

is this some mystery box of fast food?

it's called taco bell and OP is showing everything in it. There is no mystery to it what so ever. Have you seen any of the posts after the first one?

There it is in all its glory. Oh beautiful dorritos tacos.

>an umami of flavors
Umami is not tsunami

can I lick it

Nothing to really be said here. Just let me be alone with this work of culinary art for a few minutes.

2 down... Only 1 remains.
What could it be?
Will I be able to finish all of it?
Will it be just as incredible as its delicious box predecessors?

The one and only. The classic. The original taco from Taco Bell.

I thought I was on /mu/ at first. Are you drunk OP? That's the best time to eat taco bell.

but how was the mouth feel?

exquisite

Can I chew this without hardly any teeth

Just a simple meat lettuce and cheese on a hard taco shell. The perfect combination.

Sorry op, this is a food board.
I'm afraid this thread violates the rules as that's not food.

But wait! There's more!

OP it's taken you almost 1.5 hours to eat 3 things

That's probably the best thing there. How can such simplicity be so perfect?

Yea, op are you just posting slowly or is it real time.

Cold taco Bell is the some of the worst cuisine out there

And last but not least!

Ok here we go. Lets polish off this bad boy.

The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito and the Dorritos Locos Taco filled me up and there was no room left for the Taco. I had to take a short break before returning to my meal so I could savor the remainder of it.

gotcha. But wtf is this???

And that's all she wrote.
Truly an incredible meal. Taco Bell really outdid themselves on this one. The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito with it's mixtures of perfectly seasoned rice, 100% real USDA certified beef and savory melted American cheese paired with the sour cream and tomatoes of the Dorritos Locos Taco and the amazing Doritos flavor.
All at only $5, that's one hell of a deal. Perfect for any occasion.
10/10 would return again. Thank you Taco Bell for this glorious dining experience.

Also forgot to mention the leftover fire sauce packets I have left.
Perfect to pull out at the family BBQ or whenever you feel your food needs a little more ZEST.

WA LA

This thread really makes me want Taco Bell.

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I wish the burger shills knew how to shill like this thread

this

instead of going out to eat i might just hit up taco bell and the liquor store

user, throwing up your food after just eating is bad for your health.

>instead of going out to eat
>eating taco bell
So what exactly do you consider "going out to eat"?

That's because OPERA is shilling user

Id have to guess some where that's more refined and saved for special occasions, like Apple bees

toppest of keks

Goddamned this place really is shill central, isn't it?

fast fod is not going out

sitting down and wearing clothes that arent sweat stained t shirts is going out

>beef
>ooomommy
>activated ass sauce

Autist hands

>umami
Retard

>Eating cheesy double beef burrito for lunch
>Pretty good, wonder why I didn't eat more of these when they were still on the menu
>Take another bite
>Pure nacho shit
>Remember why I didn't eat them often

>take another bite
>pure nacho bliss
>remember that I have shit taste and should never post again

>not enjoying the deliciousness of a beefy cheesy double beef burrito from taco bell

>FOR YOU

TACOBELL IS BANEPOSTING GOOD GOD