Who moslems here?

Can we have a HALAL sharia-law approved /c(uc)k/ing thread? Pic related. Us nigger moslems love our halal fried chicken too!

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Fuck it, here is a pity bump for you Rasheed.

Wot? My name is Mohamed Batman bin Suparman, thank you very much.

I'll give you one too M*hammad

I'm one of those lesbian cucks who sneaks into your grocery stores to buy all your bread, yogurt, and bee-honey. olives too sometimes. why don't we have plastic case olives in murrican grocery stores?

is fafallel good? i've never had it, and I dont really have the money to throw at trying any.

I am jungle nigger. We don't really eat a lot of beans or arabic stuff. Us moslems here are mostly meat eaters anyway.
>dictionary.com/browse/falafel

You should eat more meat for your childbearing hips and get fucked the faggotry out of yourself. After all as a moderate moslem, I think faggotry is a lifestyle choice and not a mental disease. Be free, think free, and you shalt be straightened out!

>amuslima.com/chicken-cheese-curry-puff-recipe/
If you like the pastries,
I stronkly suggest learning how to cook like a rela woman should. Curry puffs are noice.

I like trump, he will make anime real! Top cuck.

Creepy middle aged man here. I'd give you free food if you let me watch you take a shower. In a totally platonic way of course.

Extra food if you let me wash you.

When I lived in Jordan the Popeye's was pretty bumpin. The first McDonalds opened there when I was living there though we went on a field trip there in school. Falafles are pretty dank as far as halal goes

>TRIGGERING
I'm triggered because you spelled muhammed wong. And Muhammed is not a terrorist Sikh who like to kill us. Please educate yourself, jordanian.

Lesbian chicks are usually ugglio, user. Pic related. Please pity fuck here and set her straight. Maybe she will lose some fats.

Not really, I went to an effete fancy private librul arts college in the northeast, we had tons and tons of lesbos. Lesbos run the gamut from ugly ham planets to 10/10 knockouts, you only hear about the uggos because those are the most loud and obnoxious because they have nothing else going on in their lives. Half those uggos are just fake lesbians who need an excuse for why they've never had sex with a man.

I just want to bribe a reluctant female who is not sexually attracted to me and never could be to degrade herself slightly, but only slightly. Is that too much to ask?

I think that absolute haram. Women are for fucking and breeding. Not cockteasing. Cockteases are like whores. Stoning recommended.

Meh. The thing about breeding is that then there's this hellspawn running around. And stoning is just a waste, why would you do that?

Stop hating fun.

>Stop hating fun.
I am doing god's work. Stop being a pig digsust fedora.

God gave you a pee-pee, He wants you to have fun with it.

Stop denying the will of God.

>God gave you a pee-pee, He wants you to have fun with it.
Yes, go forth ,my bro! Go fuck all those dirty lesbians until they love the cock! You're being too autistic with your godless fetishes.

>porn in a blue board

DOING THE LORD'S WORK

>godless fetishes
Says the guy who wants to throw rocks at a girl until she's dead because she was too pretty and it confused his pee-pee