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Why is American bread so sweet compared to the rest of the world?

Whats your favourite type of bread and what would you reccomend I try ?

What's the best, easiest recipe for sourdough?

I've never baked before and I want to give it a go.

Been trying to make really dark Honey Wheat bread for a while. (I was told that's what the bread at the Outback Steakhouse was).

How do they get it so dark? I must know.

my dream is to crawl into a stove oven, curl up and be consumed by the flames. Is this possible

Why aren't Americans into individually-baked bread buns (aside from hamburgers)? All I see them eat is either sliced bread loaves or "hand-break" type bread like baguettes or sourdough

We are into those. You'll find many varieties of them in any supermarket, they're served at a huge number of American restaurants, and many families make them at home.

i don´t really think american bread is necessarily sweeter then breads from different countries for example Sweden has a bunch of sweet bread for example cinnemonrolls.

Yeah, but cinnamon rolls are supposed to be sweet. It's a dessert or sweet snack.

In America even the basic "sandwich bread" is very sweet.

Find a good ciabatta or levain recipe those are good for beginners

Can you lend me about three fifty?

honey/suger/syrup is what makes bread dark so ad some extra honey or syrup to make it darker

are you sad that you never made it as a chef so had to resort to a science based cooking technique? it's hard to fuck up when smarter people than you did all the math right?

i hear /pol/ can help you with that

Well if you compare sandwich bread with say french baguette or Italian ciabatta the yeah there is a differences in sweetness i have no idea why thou, but suger does make things taste better maybe thats the reason

Is yeast or kneading more important for bread?

Unless you want a completely flat bread then yeast is more important but they are both fairly essential.

Is it true that certain climates are not condusive/hostile to sourdough starters? I've tried many times to produce my own from wild yeast to no avail. My friend thnks it has something to do with the amount of pollen in the air where we live (central tx), but I don't know. I'm also not a particularly accomplished baker, so there's that.

What makes you think your environment is not too sterile?

>Is it true that certain climates are not condusive/hostile to sourdough starters?

Yes, that's true. But it doesn't matter very much. You ought to be able to make a sourdough starter anywhere, easily. (Well, except maybe Antarctica...)

>pollen
has nothing whatsoever to do with a sourdough starter.

Describe how you're trying to make your starter and we can help you better.

What happened to your last thread? Did it died because nobody cared?

Otherwise, give me hot cross buns or give me death.

yeah nobody cared so it died
here
www.taste.com.au/recipes/7695/hot+cross+buns

I live in central texas and have never had a problem creating a starter. Just feed it equal weights of flour and water at around the same time every day, give it a good stir and cover it with a piece of cheese cloth or some kind of screen that lets air through but keeps out any bugs or flies or anything that may try to get in.

Even better if you can find a reasonably cool place to park it outside so it's out of the sun and doesn't get too warm.

Feed it every day for a week or so and you should have a pretty solid starter going.

Also make sure to use bottled or filtered tap water. Sometimes chlorinated/treated water can inhibit yeast growth.

Why can't I get a decent ciabatta going?

I can't ever get any fingermarks on the damn thing, it always just springs back. Where's my error?

Literally this
youtube.com/watch?v=YX_6l2bmvQI

Do you agree that Hawaiian rolls are the best?

Never tried it but it looks pretty good.

>youtube.com/watch?v=YX_6l2bmvQI
informative~

recipe looks good but freaking hell, 21 hours for one loaf?

Cmon!

How do you get a good oven lift? Much of the time my bread will come out of the oven the same size as it went in.

I generally make white loaves and "no-knead" bread.

Bigger batch?

Just how high is "too" high?

White bread require proper gluten formation in order to rise so after you finish mixing the bread do a gluten test and after you`ve given the doug time to rest knead a proper loaf now give the loaf proper time to rise before putting it in the oven and you should be fine.

If you let bread rise to high it`ll end up flat as a pancake and too high is when its bigger then double the size of the originally knead loaf

...bread?

what do you use to slce dough before you put it in the oven.

I tried a stanley knife but it sucks

Try getting the knife scalding hot by running water over it. This will melt the dough slightly and make it easier to cut.

Use a razor blade

Does kneading in a mixer with a bread hook have essentially the same effect as hand kneading or is one superior?

What's your favorite recipe for fluffy white bread?

Mixer is better for proper gluten formation and its a lot faster and more efficient then using your hands.

i don´t have any recipes in English sorry but i do like zopf.

Never had Portuguese, Spanish, or Vienna bread I guess

Mixer uses electricity, requires fewer calories, and is much more consistent and efficient.

Using your hands will add flavor and salt, gives a pro fine-tooth control over the results, and can push the rise in an interesting way.

There are proponents for both methods, but the mixer is generally considered superior ...

What is your bakery like? Is it a good place to work?

its your average Swedish home-bakery but its nice and i like it, good coworkers and its a place that gives room for experimentation if you have extra time.

The traditional Portuguese bread i've had is pretty savoury, and rock hard.

Why are hot dogs sold in packages of ten but hot dog buns in packages of eight?

How much pussy you pullin?

When I was in culinary school there were all these hot girls going into pastry

If I didn't hate baking with a passion I would have changed majors desu familia

Oh believe me there`s an abundances of pussy i guarantee it.

Because fucking consumers over is what industries do best.

>spend $10 to buy five packs of hotdogs
>spend $4 to buy four packs of hotdog buns
>forty hotdogs
>forty hotdog buns
>problem solved

I rarely ever see hotdogs sold in packages of ten, anymore.

Hebrew national is 7 per pack.

Do you make gluten free bread?

What do you think of no knead bread? It's flavor is great, and there's barely and work involved.

Oscar Meyer is. As is Ballpark. Dietz and Watson sells a 5lb case of forty, so I assume they may also offer 1lb packages of ten.

Because seven is some special magical number in Judeochristian mythology (and, by extension, also in the mythologies of Islam, Bahaiism and others).

And beef hot dogs are criminally awful. I'll never understand it: for a country of such proud Christians, you Amerifriends sure do follow and glorify a lot of Jew customs, like mutilating your infants and pretending to like beef sausages over glorious pork ones.

your math is fucked. 40/5 = what?

You probably had a broa then, if it was sweet then it was probably an Avintes broa.

Yeah, kinda! Which is embarrassing as I minored in mathematics. Yikes.

To be fair, I wasn't even thinking of maths there, just that Oscar Meyer and Ballpark both package 1lb packs of ten IE 1,6oz each hot dog.

only when im making say 100% rye bread.
Because then theres no wheat that can form gluten.

I don´t mind no knead bread but i like to touch the bread i working on so i don´t do it very often.