Fun fact: Four out of every Five restaurants fail in America

Fun fact: Four out of every Five restaurants fail in America.

In the first year? Or just at some point?

It's called the free market, and most people starting restaurants have no clue what they're doing.

curly fries master race reporting

Fun fact: five out of every five people die in America.

Fun fact: you're a literal faggot

> citation needed...

Crinkle cut, the patrician choice.

Which on of those is closer to Steak n Shake fries, French or Shoestring? Shoestring looks thinnger but it could just be further away.

They're in between.

Crinkle cut is the most plebian variety of fry out there.

>fries
They're called chips you seppo cunt.

Fuck off and kill yourself you tasteless faggot

Shut up and go drown your virgin ass in fat, fatso

I'll kill you with a potato slicer and shit in your urn, come at me fggt

shoe string

>chips
don't be mad because your country hasn't been relevant for the past 100 years

Fun fact: One shitpost sets off a wave of four counter-shitposts. No wonder moot left.

At least we're still above 90% white :^)

I doubt that heavily user

Not for long

It's okay guys, Tony stopped the boats. They never even set foot on our land.

>French fries
Sure
>Steak cut fries
It's shit
>Curly fries
Yes, please
>Crinkle cut
Also shit
>Waffle fries
Fucking amazing
>Potato wedges
Tend to be good, best if seasoned
>Shoestring
Why the fuck does this even exist?
>Sweet potato
You're scaring me
>Home fries
Sure

Also, the food in about 9999/10000 American restaurants is completely inedible.

*teleports behind you*

Didn't expect that, eh?

*katana stab*

psshhhhh

nothing personal, kid

*It's a hologram*

my nigga

>Waffle fries
>Fucking amazing

Steak fries are the shittiest dodge in the restaurant business. Make some goddamn fries, or make a baked potato. None of this half-assed shit.

how come curly fries and waffle fries are always seasoned?

and if anyone knows, what kind of seasoning do they put on them?

let's rank these in order:
>curly fries/waffle fries
>sweet potato fries
>home fries
>potato wedges
>french fries
>steak cut fries
>crinkle cut fries
>shoestring fries

>tfw you live in a country where no one dies
>ever
>tfw having thanksgiving dinner with your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather

Crinkle cut a shit

Homefries a best.
Sweetpotato a worst.
Shoestring a fuck?

Don't be ridiculous.

Plenty of people die outside of America.

Can we all just agree that crinkle cut fries are the lowest dogshit tier of fries?

They're the fries of the poor.

i like shoestring, curly, and waffle

They aren't cheaper than regular fries.

They're what poor people bake at home on hamburger night.

I'm not dead so I'm living proof you're wrong.

nice blog post

How do you know? Also who cares?

>sweet potato fries
>worst

you have the taste of a plebian

sweet potatoes are 3rd place after curly and waffle fries

i also don't like you

>all these massive plebians that hate on crinkle-cut
Let's see what you think is "good":
>waffle fries
It's a fucking potato chip with holes.
>steak fries and wedges
Can you give me any LESS surface area?
>home fries
LITERALLY cubed potatoes
>curly fries
The only other viable contender

Seriously, crinkle-cut is god tier. Shit's sturdy as fuck, easy to hold onto, and big enough to get a crispy exterior while still having the fluffy interior. You can't get a better fry.

>Good
French Fries
Curly Fries
Waffle Fries
Shoestring Fries
Sweet Potato Fries
Home Fries (though shouldn't be in the picture)

>Bad
Steak Cut Fries
Crinkle Cut Fries
Potato Wedges

>Elder god Tier
Waffle fries
Curly Fries

>Average tier
French fries
SP fries

>I really just want a hot potato tier
Steak Cut
Wedges

>Breakfast Tier
Home Fries

>Where did all the grease go tier
Crinkle
Shoestring

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Potato Wedges = Sweet Potato Fries > Curly Fries > Home Fries > Shoestring Fries > Waffle Fries > French Fries >>>>>>>> Steak Fires

Yes along with steak fries. Both are usually tasteless silos of baked potato. It should be against the law to even call them "fries" (truth in advertising).

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>unbelievable tier
shoestring, curly

>good tier
french, waffle

>passable tier
sweer potato, crinkle cut

>bad tier
steak fries, wedges

>literally trash tier
home fries, any of the above if it's "natural" aka "we were to lazy to peel it kek"

prove me wrong. protip: it's impossible.

restaurant years are worse than dog years

>At least we're still above 90% white :^)
Muslims are not white.

>not liking the skin
You're the biggest plebeian that ever did pleb. I bet you also remove the crust from your Oscar Mayer bologna, Kraft Single, and Miracle Whip sandwiches on white bread.

>I am five years old and if it resembles potato, has the skin, or has seasoning I refuse to eat it and will let the internet know my dissatisfaction with aforementioned starch

>Also, extra ketchup please

cut up potatoes are nice when i do them, but home fries, half assed stirred on the grill fries, are terrible no doubt. and sweet potato are shit too


by themselves, curly are the best. but when you add cheese, almost all become great

>I am a le mature grown up because I like the potato skins!
>by the way, I'll have my coffee *dramatic pause* BLACK *tips fedora*

>I'm such a child that not only can my fries not resemble potatoes, my coffee isn't allowed to resemble coffee either and must be no less than 75% sugar and milk!
I would truly hate to have your taste buds.

stay tipping, faggot

Fun fact every empire dies

>adding any amount of milk and sugar means your drink is mostly milk and sugar

>2 ketchups with my coffee please