Where do you come down on the issue of people putting ketchup on hotdogs? Bear in mind...

ketchup is a staple of hot dog condiments

you are wrong to disparage those who enjoy it

I'd only be mad if it was a Chicago-style hot dog; those sure as hell don't need ketchup. But otherwise, hey, it's their funeral.

Usually I use meat hot sauce and onions or maybe meat hot sauce and mustard and other times I simply want just ketchup on it. I think they are all good in their own ways. Just like other stuff on them as well. Nobody in the real world actually cares and if they do, maybe they should get off the internet for a while. I would love to see someone sperg out in a public place at someone using ketchup. If that is what matters in their life, they have severe issues.

Is your hotdog on the floor

yes

Only mustard on hotdogs, no ketchup faggot

not everyone uses $2 plastic cutting boards from dollar general

why would i care if other people enjoy their $2 meaty foodstuff differently than i do

m8, why would I care what somebody puts on their cheaparse cylinder of lips and arseholes

I don't get why people think putting mustard on a hotdog is so much better than putting ketchup on it. Is it just tradition? What's the logic here?

>Is it just tradition?
Yeah, mustard is traditional in Germany where these things originated.

shitty meat in a bun needs to have flavour added to it. boiled meat like this is devoid of flavour

i like tomato sauce (ketchup), mild mustard, caramelized onions and cheese

I use mayo, ketchup, and sweet relish

I don't give a fuck what other people do, but I'm not above casually judging them. To me putting ketchup on a hot dog makes you look like a six year old. I see it in the same vein as an adult eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, making Kraft dinner when you're not feeding kids or drinking milk. It's a unique mix of infantile, outdated and low rent American taste. I would not necessarily look down on such a person, but I sure as fuck would not trust them to recommend a restaurant, because they have poor taste.

I literally couldn't care, as I am not a whiny fucking bitch from a city in the northern United States which has culinary delusions of grandeur.

What's your reasoning for thinking they're worse? Why is mustard "right" but ketchup is "wrong"?

Why is your hot dog on a cutting board?

It's not right or wrong. It's opting to flavor a bit of cured meat with something sweet instead of something pungent. Both work. But choosing sweet tells something about the character of the person. Sweet is what a six year old would choose 100% of the time. It's a simple choice. It tastes good, like Kraft dinner or cheap pizza. But there's no nuance. Pungent is more of an acquired taste. The person who chooses mustard (even better with sauerkraut) has moved beyond the childlike "sweet - good 100% of the time" mentality and is excited about flavors beyond that. I'd be more inclined to trust the person who chooses pungent when it comes to opinions about food. Because at the very least their preference is beyond that of a six year old.

The person I'd be most inclined to trust when it came to food opinions would be whoever enthuses about the hot dogs in Denmark or salchichas torta sandwiches when the topic of hot dogs comes up. That person will have a more interesting view of things than the person who opts for ketchup.

>wooden cutting board
Enjoy your bacteria colonies.

What kind of cheese do you put on your hot dog, Veeky Forums?

chef john from food wishes puts ketchup on his dogs and he is a revered chef so I think it is alright to do so

DELETE THIS

Whenever I see someone put ketchup on a hot dog I screech as loud as I can and pummel my head with alternating hands until my handler puts me in the timeout seat

What the fuck is wrong with peanut butter and jelly

Not a thing. But given the world of possibilities for sandwiches out there an adult who would regularly choose pb+j would not be someone whose opinions about food I'd put much stock in.

I wear socks with sandals all the time just to fuck with autists like you.
Honestly it doesn't look near as bad as it's made out to be as long as you don't wear white sport socks. At least I wear clothes that fit, make zero anime or vidya references, and am not fat. Overall I think I'm batting above par.

So anytime I'm hungry I should make a turkey arugula sandwich with Gruyere cheese fresh from France with bread freshly baked from the neighborhood baker?

Surely you realize that there are other options between PBJ and your carefully constructed hyperbole.

What else would you put on a dog?

Oh sure, but god forbid I ever offend the great taste of such people with my pitiful Peter Pan and welch' sandwich.

And don't call me shirley

My point was about people whose opinions about food I'd be more likely to trust. The guy who puts ketchup on his hot dogs or regularly goes for a pb+j fits that bill, showing juvenile taste.

The turkey sandwich just shows no imagination. It's choosing the default. So I probably wouldn't pay much attention to that guy, either.

>my pitiful Peter Pan and welch' sandwich.
well put

>hurr ketchup on a hot dog is gross

can we will kill this meme already?
ketchup was meant to go on a hot dog
perfect combination

>perfect combination
if you're six years old

that's rude and its no way to talk to an old lady

There are plenty of old ladies who have the taste of six year olds. My mother in law in Wisconsin is an example. Calls anything beyond the plainest, blandest possible foods "icky".

Perhaps you could clarify where you personally feel the cutoff is for a valid sandwich is, in your opinion?

>Wisconsin
There's the problem.

Hotdogs are a pork product, and pork products pair really well with both savory and sweets. Ketchup compliments it really well due to the savory of the vinegar, and the sweetness of the sugars (mimicking a gastrique but vegetable based instead of fruit) making it an ideal condiment for a hotdog. So next time someone tells you ketchup doesn't belong on a hotdog, just you know that idea of purism is based in ignorance and not in proper culinary pairing.

All sandwiches are valid. But I wouldn't trust the opinions about food of a person who regularly eats sandwiches no different from something you'd make for a fussy six year old. Because that's someone who doesn't give a fuck about food.

You get a hotdog bun, you use a butter knife and spread a light serving of Mayo. You place the hot dog on it. Ketchup on 1 side. Mustard on the other. Optional onions and/or pickle relish on top.

The best way to eat a hot dog is to just have meat and bread and you dip it in sauce.

Of course ketchup works on a hot dog. But the kind of person who would choose it over mustard has infantile taste.

>regularly eats

>planning out what to wear to "troll" other people in real life with your fashion sense

>I put mustard on my dog, ketchup is for plebs

BBQ masterrace here

I coat the insides of the roll with Colman's mustard first, and use this ketchup (pic related).

>I dress like an autist on purpose to try and mess with people who have taste
This might be the saddest thing I've read.

Don't care what other people do with their food, personally I like mayonnaise with hotdogs

you took the words right out of my mouth. thanks user.

kek, if I don't know them I'll mentally judge them and that will be it.

If it's a friend or acquaintance I'll mentally judge them every time we eat hot dogs

Haha! I'm only pretending to look like a retard!
whatever floats your boat man

missed the memearrow there, oops

I prefer the strong taste of miracle whip on my hot dogs

definitely silently judging them for doing it. it's on my list of warning signs like being a liberal or teetotaller.

Im from chicago, i don't really care. I like a hot dog with ketchup, mustard, and onions

You cant put it on a hot dog with all the Chicago style toppings though, it completely ruins the dog

More like welcome to life

Why would you want something sweet on your hot dog? That sounds disgusting that's why I just use ketchup

>2016
>Not heating up a pot
>Not putting soy sauce in said pot
>Not adding corn starch
>Not thickening the sauce
>Not spreading the thick sauce on your franks

What is this, soviet communist russia circa 1960?

No because I'm not an autist.

>getting mad when people put a shitty condiment on a shitty food
>"""""""""""""""""""gourmet"""""""""""""""""""""""" dogs

I don't judge for ketchup on hotdogs.
But I have higher respect for people that do mustard, mayo, relish, or onions.

Nothing wrong with ketchup. But there's definitely better alternatives.

It doesn't bother me at all. Personally I don't use ketchup because hot dog wieners tend to be fairly sweet, and I'd rather have something spicy to contrast.

But it's a bunch of shitty unwanted meat trimmings in a tube. It's not haute cuisine. People who get triggered over the use of ketchup on their shitty meat tube probably have actual autism.

Did I mention it's extremely comfortable and easy to slip on and off? :^)
Enjoy your form over function, senpaitachi.

It's a fucking hotdog. Even if I sperged out over what other people do with their food, why would I give a shit what someone puts on their hotdog? It's cheap processed meat scraps.

I don't care whether someone puts ketchup on a hotdog, mixes Jack Daniels with soda, or drinks their Folgers with 0-calories sweetener and non-dairy creamer. You can't "ruin" any of those things because they're already garbage.

Edgy as fuck my friend. It's not a case of ruining something special, it's a case of depriving yourself of something slightly nicer because you're closed minded.

And you're a low-energy cuck.

are you under age 10? go ahead.

are you poor as shit, with no hope to succeed in life? go ahead.

do you not fall into one of those groups? not allowed.

>Where do you come down on the issue of people putting ketchup on hotdogs? Bear in mind, your decision on this determines if you're an asshole or not.

I enjoy my hot dogs in several difference ways

>ketchup, mustard, onions and pickle relish
>or preferably, sauce and cole slaw

Depending on whether I'm at home or at some heathen establishment that doesn't serve slaw for their dogs.

What an open minded statement

Go castrate yourself

It's not even your hotdog, who gives a fuck

Ketchup is sweet you mong. Or does the shock of the vinegar distract you so much you don't notice the sugar?

Yes, it does bother me.

It'd bother me if someone said "I really prefer Wal-Mart's ground beef to a quality steak!"

It's just fucking odd and shows a lack of taste.

How the fuck can a cutting board cost 2 dollars if it's from a 1 dollar store. Confirmed retarded.

Ketchup on hot dogs is delicious

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>can't afford a cutting board from dollar general
>cuts food on the floor

>be me
>decide Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums are beginning to become boring
>il check out a new board
>Veeky Forums
>putting only ketchup on a hot dog is the food equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. It might be comfy for you, but you're an idiot.
>mfw

sage goes in all fields

Prepare to get triggered then, OP.
BEHOLD! The super hotdog!

>pungency is inherently better than sweetness

I love me some strong mustard, but you're literally autistic. They're fucking condiments. People don't even use the same condiments every time they eat, sometimes they use ketchup, sometimes mustard, sometimes fucking mayo or a mix of all of the above with relish and god knows what else.

If you're trying to infer something about a person's character from what they slather on their mechanically separated trash meat, you're putting way too much stock in your own powers of perception, and your ability to judge character. People's food choices are often really fucking erratic, you're trying to infer a constant out of something impulsive. If I see a sauce or some shit that I haven't tried, I'll opt for that. If you were to try and judge my character from my choosing this sauce I'd never tried, you'd be pissing in the wind because I don't even know if I like it yet.

BTW I like a thin line of ketchup with a serpentine of spicy brown mustard, or just a thin line of sriracha. If I'm grilling the dogs, I eat them plain, because grilled dogs shouldn't need a drop of anything. The point is, you're full of yourself, and also fucking retarded, which is a poor mix.

What's wrong with PBJ you fucking cuck

Not that much, bruh. Anything more than a thin line overpowers it for me. I either like ketchup and relish, or mustard and sauerkraut.

Based on?

You basically just said

>it tastes good and pairs well
>but you're stupid if you like it

Why do you base your life around others peoples opinions of you? Especially if you're fostering a negative opinion of yourself.

It's a choice of footwear mate he's not exactly building a career based on pissing people off.

all careers are built upon footwear m8

lmao that makes no fucking sense

it's a fucking hot dog no one cares, ketchup is traditional hot dog condiment, thats all there is, mustard doesnt taste good with sausage

exactly this.

I think ketchup-hate is more of a east coast thing.

Why people talk of places like New York and other East states they talk about how they will never use ketchup.

But here in the West Coast no one blinks an eye to it. Everyone uses ketchup here.

Pepper Jack.

Pepper Jack on everything.

I don't pay much attention to what other people do. I think what would bug me the most, and that isn't really saying very much, is if you put the exact same thing on your hot-dog every time you ate a hot-dog. Dull, unadventurous people really confuse me and make me sad.

I like mustard more than ketchup I think, but I don't use it all the time. I love trying different mustards too. The crunchy European ones are fun.